Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
Utter chaos. Mayhem. You should see the crazy bitchkriegs happening in our team PM. If we ever have an OOBs meetup IRL there'll be a melee. It's going off, I tell you.
I think the only sane thing Mobbs can do is outsource some minecrafting to a 12-year-old so that we get our bowling green, golf course and horse-sized minigolf all at once, and there's no lingering resentment at one faction getting favouritism over another.
I'm sure there's some other facilities being agitated for but they've been drowned out by the clamour over the three big ones.
I mean if a private school can spend $64M on a pool then surely $20 to a preteen to upgrade the Ophidians campus isn't too much to ask?