Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Cadsky]

Did Gym make you sweat?

Yes, for all 78 minutes! I bet you've never had a session last that long in your life!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry, what happens in the catacombs of the royal pyramids is bound to a confidentiality agreement.

That’s so mean! You can’t say that…
His initiation was far more enjoyable than I expected.

And not expect me to be curious??? Sheesh!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yes, for all 78 minutes! I bet you've never had a session last that long in your life!

What to say! What to say!

 

[Cadsky]

Only problem with going to the gym at night is it gets me all worked up and I find it hard to get to sleep. I still have to get up for work in the morning.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Like can I ask him… did it hurt?
Or no??

 

[Cadsky]

Like can I ask him… did it hurt?
Or no??

You can ask.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Only problem with going to the gym at night is it gets me all worked up and I find it hard to get to sleep. I still have to get up for work in the morning.

I suffer insomnia but I’ll be forcing myself to sleep in 37 minutes lol

 

[Cadsky]

I ordered myself a new gym shirt today too. Thoughts?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Umm Nothing if it’s not too much trouble… may I ask you - have you recovered from your hazing? And will hair actually grow back there after that??

If it’s too personal… just pm the juicy dets!

Please and thank you

 

[DemurePrincess]

I ordered myself a new gym shirt today too. Thoughts?

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And you’ll wear that in public (jokes)

Cool shirt!! Ducks are usually ****ed

 

[CursingFijian]

Anyway, hello Bombers. I am grappling with some tedious issues in my personal life at the moment, so please expect my regular charming self to be shelved for the week and my banter to have a nastier more spiteful edge than usual.

I hate you all

I’m ruling out constipation just based on the number of your teammates that inspire a vigorous bowel movements.

Also because of the well documented state of the Golden Throne.

 

[Nothing]

Umm Nothing if it’s not too much trouble… may I ask you - have you recovered from your hazing? And will hair actually grow back there after that??

If it’s too personal… just pm the juicy dets!

Please and thank you

I've done worse to myself.

 

[CursingFijian]

Royal potatoes are a delicacy you'll never afford

I yam what I yam.

 

[CursingFijian]

Probably still on your list along with coach, ava and all the rest of them.

They’re all in there?? You need a bigger head!

 

[GreyCrow]

Only problem with going to the gym at night is it gets me all worked up and I find it hard to get to sleep. I still have to get up for work in the morning.

If you are worked up then tap the missus on the shoulder

I could work all day on 2 hour sex sleep

 

[GreyCrow]

I ordered myself a new gym shirt today too. Thoughts?

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Oh hmm I should have read the rest of this page

No way I read any of the last 3

 

[Grav]

Morning all, hope everyone has a fun day, let’s start the day off with a philreich

A man goes to his doctor & says I need a double dose of viagra,
The doctor says I can’t prescribe a double dose of viagra as it may do you harm.

The man says I really need you to prescribe the double dose doc it’s life & death,
So tell me the doc says, why do you need a double dose of Viagra?

The man tells him, I have my girlfriend coming around on Friday, my ex wife is coming around on Saturday
and my wife will be home on Sunday.
Ok! Says the doc, I’ll prescribe them but I want you here on Monday morning so that I can see you’re ok.

The man walks into the doctors office on Monday with his arm in a sling.
What happened the doctor asked?
To which the man replied, none of them turned up!


I’ll sneak back out again now

 

[DemurePrincess]

If you are worked up then tap the missus on the shoulder

I could work all day on 2 hour sex sleep

It’s this kind of attitude which give us head aches all the time

 

[DemurePrincess]

Morning all, hope everyone has a fun day, let’s start the day off with a philreich

A man goes to his doctor & says I need a double dose of viagra,
The doctor says I can’t prescribe a double dose of viagra as it may do you harm.

The man says I really need you to prescribe the double dose doc it’s life & death,
So tell me the doc says, why do you need a double dose of Viagra?

The man tells him, I have my girlfriend coming around on Friday, my ex wife is coming around on Saturday
and my wife will be home on Sunday.
Ok! Says the doc, I’ll prescribe them but I want you here on Monday morning so that I can see you’re ok.

The man walks into the doctors office on Monday with his arm in a sling.
What happened the doctor asked?
To which the man replied, none of them turned up!


I’ll sneak back out again now

****ing idiot!! Should have alternated!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[Bovo]

Why, yes we can!

That’s a relief, but now the all important question. What flavor jelly?

 

[Cadsky]

That’s a relief, but now the all important question. What flavor jelly?

Can't go past Port wine!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Why, yes we can!

That’s a relief, but now the all important question. What flavor jelly?

Who cares! You had me at jelly!

 

[DemurePrincess]

And Bovo it’s not a competition to see how much jelly you can consume either??? So the flavour is insignificant!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

In other words, keep your head above the surface where it can be seen at all times!!!