Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Bovo]

Can't go past Port wine!

I don’t believe I’ve tried that one. Can we use real port?

 

[Bovo]

And Bovo it’s not a competition to see how much jelly you can consume either??? So the flavour is insignificant!!

 

[Smartys Power]

Ahh the old boys reserves it is

Nothing
GreyCrow
Smartys Power
Jhye Clark 13
Uncle_Leo
Golumless
krakouers
manicpie
nahnah
gouki88
Bianconeri
Ulahoopski
Brenton Davy
hotchilli
Memphis
Pedro
jamesclean
MrPremiership
Mr Cheese
grumbleguts
Footypie32
Zevon
Supersuns
Membling
NTRabbit
CakeEater
Crimson Azure

Present.

 

[Zevon]

I hope all is well mate xo

All good thanks mate. Nothing that destroying the Bombers won’t fix.

It would also help if we can defeat them on the qooty field

 

[Zevon]

I’m ruling out constipation just based on the number of your teammates that inspire a vigorous bowel movements.

My goodness, a Bomber with critical reasoning skills. Extraordinary!

Poor critical reasoning skills, but still.

 

[Zevon]

Heyyyyy Zevon

Ah hello DP. You were always my fourth or fifth favourite, don’t tell the others!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ah hello DP. You were always my fourth or fifth favourite, don’t tell the others!

 

[Cadsky]

I don’t believe I’ve tried that one. Can we use real port?

Hell yes

 

[Cadsky]

All good thanks mate. Nothing that destroying the Bombers won’t fix.

It would also help if we can defeat them on the qooty field

I don't want to use the "P" word yet, but these guys don't stand a chance. We are the real first placed team.

 

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It would also help if we can defeat them on the qooty field

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Morning combatants and good morning Royals. Seems like another nice day in Perth. Hope wherever you are it’s almost as nice.

 

[GreyCrow]

In other words, keep your head above the surface where it can be seen at all times!!!

Reminds me of bath time

 

[GreyCrow]

Morning combatants and good morning Royals. Seems like another nice day in Perth. Hope wherever you are it’s almost as nice.

Its always a nice day in Adelaide

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry, what happens in the catacombs of the royal pyramids is bound to a confidentiality agreement.

Okay so I’ve been thinking about this comment all morning right??

And it’s truly blown my mind!

Thinking out loud here okay….

Firstly… what sick ****s to me hanging around in a morgue basically!

AND… If you live in the catacombs which are in the pyramids like you say…then you must also live in a massive sandpit too?? Right?

Therefore… we must live fairly close? Like maybe neighbours? Possibly hey??

So my next question is… if we are both sand people then which are you and which one am I?


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Bovo snozulu and Kilroy

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Its always a nice day in Adelaide

Do the chicken Parmi’s still overhang the plate?

 

[GreyCrow]

Do the chicken Parmi’s still overhang the plate?

Always

 

[Bovo]

Morning combatants and good morning Royals. Seems like another nice day in Perth. Hope wherever you are it’s almost as nice.

No love for SA then?

 

[Bovo]

Always

Yeah but look at the size of the plate

 

[snozulu]

Okay so I’ve been thinking about this comment all morning right??

And it’s truly blown my mind!

Thinking out loud here okay….

Firstly… what sick ****s to me hanging around in a morgue basically!

AND… If you live in the catacombs which are in the pyramids like you say…then you must also live in a massive sandpit too?? Right?

Therefore… we must live fairly close? Like maybe neighbours? Possibly hey??

So my next question is… if we are both sand people then which are you and which one am I?

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Bovo snozulu and Kilroy

 

[CursingFijian]

My goodness, a Bomber with critical reasoning skills. Extraordinary!

Poor critical reasoning skills, but still.

Is that a compliment? Why I'm flattered, even if it was delivered with the charisma of a primary school librarian.

I feel I need to return the good will.

Can I just say then, that you sir, have perfect ears for holding up sunglasses.

 

[Cadsky]

Okay so I’ve been thinking about this comment all morning right??

And it’s truly blown my mind!

Thinking out loud here okay….

Firstly… what sick ****s to me hanging around in a morgue basically!

AND… If you live in the catacombs which are in the pyramids like you say…then you must also live in a massive sandpit too?? Right?

Therefore… we must live fairly close? Like maybe neighbours? Possibly hey??

So my next question is… if we are both sand people then which are you and which one am I?

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Bovo snozulu and Kilroy

You're not privy to the Golden halls that line the pyramid catacombs. We are Egyptian Royalty, you are sand flees. There is a vast difference.

 

[CursingFijian]

You're not privy to the Golden halls that line the pyramid catacombs. We are Egyptian Royalty, you are sand flees. There is a vast difference.

Oooh this reminds me of the time that we gave BLUEALLTHRU a makeover.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You're not privy to the Golden halls that line the pyramid catacombs. We are Egyptian Royalty, you are sand flees. There is a vast difference.
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You look like an angry dog??

Rabies I’m guessing?

We have a **** ton just like you roaming our streets of Baghdad!

Here… wanna treat???

Be gentle ya bad mannered bitch

 

[Cadsky]

Oooh this reminds me of the time that we gave BLUEALLTHRU a makeover.

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Funny story BLUEALLTHRU well be jealous. I actually lived with Dean rice for 6 months.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oooh this reminds me of the time that we gave BLUEALLTHRU a makeover.

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