Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Pugsley]

I insulted both you and Pug in one post. Is that double points?

I'll bite your ankles.

 

[Pugsley]

Remember the rules. Only one beer per hole

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It seems attempting to swing the club is his handicap.

 

[Pugsley]

Mep! I want a puppy or a kitten but NO… my daughter wants a bloody bearded dragon for Xmas. Yep! She can’t wait!

He’s coming from a breeder in the US! This is dad so he’ll look like this fella.
If we get a boy, she wants to call him Spike or Lenny and if its a girl - Una

They make the best pests apparently. They come when they are called etc.
They follow you around and love to be picked up and cuddled.
And I’m talking about a lizard ffsView attachment 2152246

I can drink like one.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Remember the rules. Only one beer per hole

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Haha!

I drove the drinks cart at a fancy golf course in Grantham England and the amount of fellas I would see like this…. Helped them get to that state more like it lol

I remember we even had to call security bc there was a blew at the 9th hole bc some fellas went around some other fellas bc they were going too slow and all hell broke loose

 

[Bovo]

It seems attempting to swing the club is his handicap.

My handicap is so bloody good, I’ve got my own carpark

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'll bite your ankles.

You’d think being an Old Boy you would have some pedigree… Tigerturbulance you best come and leash your pug before the pound comes and collects him

I can drink like one.

Not helping!!!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You’d think being an Old Boy you would have some pedigree… Tigerturbulance you best come and leash your pug before the pound comes and collects him

Not helping!!!

Its time for our afternoon cigars at Spotswood, Pugsley shouldn't bother you anymore DemurePrincess

 

[Bovo]

Sounds boring

18 holes and 18 beers is never boring

 

[Bovo]

Its time for our afternoon cigars at Spotswood, Pugsley shouldn't bother you anymore DemurePrincess

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I can’t get Monica Lewinsky out my head all of a sudden

 

[Brenton Davy]

Remember the rules. Only one beer per hole

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Sounds boring

I needed to be able to drive home so I was even more boring than that…

 

[Bovo]

I needed to be able to drive home so I was even more boring than that…

Oh. I’m terribly sorry about all you’ve been through

 

[Brenton Davy]

Oh. I’m terribly sorry about all you’ve been through

Your sympathies are appreciated.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Its time for our afternoon cigars at Spotswood, Pugsley shouldn't bother you anymore DemurePrincess

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You could have made it interesting and kept the leash….a retractable one! Those are nifty little gadgets

 

[Cadsky]

18 holes and 18 beers is never boring

How about 18 beers in 9 holes?

 

[Cadsky]

This gorgeous piece of meat just went on the BBQ

 

[DemurePrincess]

This gorgeous piece of meat just went on the BBQ
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Nothing beats the smell of a bbq. Looks good mate

 

[Bovo]

How about 18 beers in 9 holes?

See this is the type of progressive talk that separates the men from the boys. What else can I learn oh wise one?

 

[Cadsky]

See this is the type of progressive talk that separates the men from the boys. What else can I learn oh wise one?

Never piss into the wind. Same goes for spew after a few

 

[Kilroy]

norway blue

 

[Brenton Davy]

How about 18 beers in 9 holes?

Suffice to say that my golf would suffer significantly. As would my care factor…

 

[Kilroy]

This gorgeous piece of meat just went on the BBQ

I’m hungry. How’s the rump steak coming along?

 

[Bovo]

Never piss into the wind. Same goes for spew after a few

Got it. I was shocked you didn’t warn against pissing on an electric fence. I really wish I wasn’t shocked, but you live and learn

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m hungry. How’s the rump steak coming along?

I bet it’s GONE

 

[Cadsky]

I’m hungry. How’s the rump steak coming along?

Gone! Bloody delicious!

 

[Cadsky]

I bet it’s GONE

It did not last long.