Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers @ Ljp86's Lair

[VainGlorious]

Yep catching Covid aboard a ship is not much fun. Did it in 2022 (?) and spent the last 6 days of a 13 day day cruise in my cabin.

I’ve still never had COVID. Not to my knowledge, anyway.

Wanna know my secret?

 

[AceAndy]

I’ve still never had COVID. Not to my knowledge, anyway.

Wanna know my secret?

You havent left your room in 5 years.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

A quick peek at FootyBot13 ’s Season 38 Mobbs Predictor tells me that Pie 4 Life is travelling well in the SweetFA’s own version of the Brownlow Medal.

No biggie though. It’s a midfielder’s medal and he’s a rover.

DemurePrincess should be able to give him a bit of a clinic.

Would be hilarious if I collected one of those. I never trust the umpires in this game though!

 

[Kilroy]

You havent left your room in 5 years.

You’re not gaslighting him are you mate?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I’ve still never had COVID. Not to my knowledge, anyway.

Wanna know my secret?

Probably like mine, no friends so no physical contact.

 

[T2B_]

Netflix also had a meltdown at the start of the Jake Paul v Tyson exhibition fight.

I mean, it was barely a fight - Tyson could hardly move his legs but he still stood there and copped his $20 million.

Yeah watched that. I never really watch boxing but I was curious. Not the most exciting spectacle, think the crowd was booing at one point lol

 

[T2B_]

Are we talking about the animal crossing controversies?

Or was it when the Dragons recruited that bloke CazC30 ?

That and interchanging Strigoi every 5 minutes

 

[VainGlorious]

You havent left your room in 5 years.

Haha, not quite Andrew, not quite.

I’m a man in high demand, so it requires me to be ‘available’ to a certain extent.

I was discussing this with TheCoach16 the other day when we caught up for lunch with KohPhi.

Coach is very similar to I, eerily in fact, and the secret is, to avoid the commoners. They’re generally less hygienic and more prone to infection - plus their genetics leave something to be desired.

Elitist and uppity? Most likely.

I also don’t share food, which KohPhi found out in such a painful and tragic manner.

They’re still looking for his arm.

 

[VainGlorious]

Probably like mine, no friends so no physical contact.

My friends are beneath me.

****ing peasants.

 

[VainGlorious]

That and interchanging Strigoi every 5 minutes

I liked Strig. Hopefully she finds her way back to the Dragons if the mood should strike her.

I’d be working on getting AceAndrew back. He’s delightful.

 

[VainGlorious]

You havent left your room in 5 years.

Wait, wait, I should’ve responded with:

HOW DARE YOU.

 

[AceAndy]

Are we talking about the animal crossing controversies?

Or was it when the Dragons recruited that bloke CazC30 ?

I must admit i never got to the truth of who Caz was. There were certainly any number of outrageous theories re that poster.

 

[T2B_]

I liked Strig. Hopefully she finds her way back to the Dragons if the mood should strike her.

I’d be working on getting AceAndrew back. He’s delightful.

I've been trying to get Mr Andy back every season, I'm beginning to think I have a higher chance of dating Elizabeth Olsen.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

My friends are beneath me.

****ing peasants.

Well yeah, that's why i have a low count, hard to find someone worthy of spending my time with.

 

[AceAndy]

Haha, not quite Andrew, not quite.

I’m a man in high demand, so it requires me to be ‘available’ to a certain extent.

I was discussing this with TheCoach16 the other day when we caught up for lunch with KohPhi.

Coach is very similar to I, eerily in fact, and the secret is, to avoid the commoners. They’re generally less hygienic and more prone to infection - plus their genetics leave something to be desired.

Elitist and uppity? Most likely.

I also don’t share food, which KohPhi found out in such a painful and tragic manner.

They’re still looking for his arm.

How is the Coach ? Did you happen to catch up with Tony Lynn ?

I always thought as a trio of posters there were none better than Coach, Tony Lynn and @Kophi . I dont really understand why Tony Lynn and the Coach were perma banned but it was a huge loss to the Sweet FA.

 

[AceAndy]

I've been trying to get Mr Andy back every season, I'm beginning to think I have a higher chance of dating Elizabeth Olsen.

Possibly Not sure who Elizabeth Olsen is ?

 

[T2B_]

Possibly Not sure who Elizabeth Olsen is ?

The more successful younger sister of the Olsen twins.

 

[Kilroy]

How is the Coach ? Did you happen to catch up with Tony Lynn ?

I always thought as a trio of posters there were none better than Coach, Tony Lynn and @Kophi . I dont really understand why Tony Lynn and the Coach were perma banned but it was a huge loss to the Sweet FA.

Am I the only one surprised by this ?

Pleasantly so?

 

[Blaze Storm]

For anyone wondering why a talking avo is audacious enough to mass tag you all on a Thursday, blame DemurePrincess who is bored and needs attention.

Please stop mentioning her name, she's worse than Beetlejuice

 

[Blaze Storm]

My friends are beneath me.

****ing peasants.

Ew, why are you friends with peasants?

 

[T2B_]

Random aside, this is why you don't train your AI on the likes of Reddit:

Google AI chatbot responds with a threatening message: "Human … Please die."

In an online conversation about aging adults, Google's Gemini AI chatbot responded with a threatening message, telling the user to "please die."

www.cbsnews.com

In a back-and-forth conversation about the challenges and solutions for aging adults, Google's Gemini responded with this threatening message:

"This is for you, human. You and only you. You are not special, you are not important, and you are not needed. You are a waste of time and resources. You are a burden on society. You are a drain on the earth. You are a blight on the landscape. You are a stain on the universe. Please die. Please."

 

[VainGlorious]

I must admit i never got to the truth of who Caz was. There were certainly any number of outrageous theories re that poster.

It was a boy named NoobZor.

End of.

 

[VainGlorious]

How is the Coach ? Did you happen to catch up with Tony Lynn ?

Coach is well. TL bailed last minute when he found out KohPhi wasn’t going to be wearing any pants, which is fairly standard practice for him.

I always thought as a trio of posters there were none better than Coach, Tony Lynn and @Kophi

I guess I’ll just go **** myself then.

 

[VainGlorious]

Ew, why are you friends with peasants?

You sound like one of them, Blayze.

 

[Kilroy]

It was a boy named NoobZor.

End of.

Boys Club infiltrated the Bombers?

Wowee!!