Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Mount Buller Demons vs Fighting Furies @ The Snow Dome

[James Colorado]

Was it a recruitment PM?

Or a "ShaunDuggan chokes Fred lead" thread?

I honestly have no idea who "Fred Lead" is, but as long as he's consenting than it's really not my business.

 

[James Colorado]

Who usually plays full back for the Furies?

Grab one of our 16 inactives out of a hat.

 

[Headless]

Grab one of our 16 inactives out of a hat.

Must be a large hat!

 

[James Colorado]

Looking mighty plump there crushy. Good to see you are being fed well.

That's one thing we do well at the Hippodrome. You'd be surprised at the quality of the food people just throw away.

 

[Headless]

James Colorado, just saw the Mount Buller hero Toump Ass plays CHB. Surely Toump would enjoy a chance to play full back on ex-teammate and fan favourite sausageroll?

 

[James Colorado]

Must be a large hat!

They get fed based upon their posting (quality and quantity). So they can all fit in there. If you shake the hat, we'll, that's not a baby's rattle...

 

[James Colorado]

James Colorado, just saw the Mount Buller hero Toump Ass plays CHB. Surely Toump would enjoy a chance to play full back on ex-teammate and fan favourite sausageroll?

A grudge match...

If the qumpires are putting away the report book, then I think we can do this!

 

[Headless]

A grudge match...

If the qumpires are putting away the report book, then I think we can do this!

Toump Ass, sounds like your captain is feeling generous. Where would you like to play this week?

 

[Orange crush]

Cuddlier than ever

Come here big boy

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I honestly have no idea who "Fred Lead" is, but as long as he's consenting than it's really not my business.

It's a nickname for my penis.

 

[Gralin]

It's a nickname for my penis.

This gives the impression of there being several others

 

[ShaunDuggan]

This gives the impression of there being several others

Correct.

Pork trudgen is also one.

 

[Gralin]

Correct.

Pork trudgen is also one.

Can you use it in a sentence?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Can you use it in a sentence?

It was a cold night, ShaunDuggan sat by the fire holding his pork trudgen proudly.

 

[Toump Ass]

Toump Ass, sounds like your captain is feeling generous. Where would you like to play this week?

Wherever I am needed thanks. But I am most comfortable at peeling oranges and waving colourful flags.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Wherever I am needed thanks. But I am most comfortable at peeling oranges and waving colourful flags.

Not sure how Orange crush feels about this.

 

[Orange crush]

Not sure how Orange crush feels about this.

A skin peel or fore

 

[ShaunDuggan]

A skin peel or fore

Think your rent is jew. Don't forget to pay that.

 

[Orange crush]

Think your rent is jew. Don't forget to pay that.

I remember falling asleep in a phone booth in Prague and waking up with a heavy dew on me

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I remember falling asleep in a phone in Prague and waking up with a heavy dew on me

That's a bad trip.

 

[James Colorado]

This gives the impression of there being several others

You should see our Team PM.

(spoiler alert: you don't want to see our Team PM)

 

[James Colorado]

That's a bad trip.

Now waiting for you to refer to badly tripping over your penis...

 

[Gralin]

You should see our Team PM.

(spoiler alert: you don't want to see our Team PM)

Be honest is it you and Shaun being hilarious and ND popping in once a month to tell you both he doesn't think you're funny?

 

[James Colorado]

Be honest is it you and Shaun being hilarious and ND popping in once a month to tell you both he doesn't think you're funny?

Um...are you in our Team PM?!?!

 

[Yakker]

Anyone seen my bag?