Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: West Coast Wonders vs Gold City Royals @ The Colosseum

[Brenton Davy]

Have you wiped all memories of clarkey from your mind?

I had. Emphasis on “HAD”

 

[manicpie]

What's manicpie up to this week?

Hey there Cadsky. I've been working a lot more than I would I like, considering I'm supposed to be pretty much retired

 

[manicpie]

I had. Emphasis on “HAD”

how many did you kick on sunday?

 

[Cadsky]

Hey there Cadsky. I've been working a lot more than I would I like, considering I'm supposed to be pretty much retired

I hear ya. Single income family of 4 here, in this day an age is ****ing hard.

 

[Brenton Davy]

how many did you kick on sunday?

Not enough. The delivery was terrible…

 

[manicpie]

Not enough. The delivery was terrible…

We all had stinkers

 

[Brenton Davy]

I hear ya. Single income family of 4 here, in this day an age is ****ing hard.

Helps when the better half has a decent salary…

 

[manicpie]

I hear ya. Single income family of 4 here, in this day an age is ****ing hard.

The cost of living is really hitting hard for most. it seems like there is a constant stream of bills these days

 

[Cadsky]

Helps when the better half has a decent salary…

Define decent, cos I don't think I'm there yet.

 

[Cadsky]

The cost of living is really hitting hard for most. it seems like there is a constant stream of bills these days

Every bloody week some stupid unexpected bill pops up

 

[manicpie]

Helps when the better half has a decent salary…

We were a one income family. however, I grew up in the days when everything was cheap and the banks used to give you at least 10% return on your investments. These days it must be really hard for single income families

 

[ClarkeM]

I recall you getting hot over it too

I was VERY aroused

 

[ClarkeM]

I recall this being TMI…

I can give you more information if you’d like?

 

[ClarkeM]

What's manicpie up to this week?

Who cares?

 

[BFew]

The Wonders end of season celebration number is coming along nicely.

 

[GreyCrow]

Jesus Clarke read the room

People are struggling with single income families and you bring up pay per view pr0n

At least offer to chip in half the price of a 2 minute reel

 

[DenieD]

Every bloody week some stupid unexpected bill pops up

Just once could we have an unexpected income stream pop up.

"Your estranged great great uncle on your mothers side has just died and left you with 1 million dollars"

That would be nice.

 

[Pamcake1]

Just once could we have an unexpected income stream pop up.

"Your estranged great great uncle on your mothers side has just died and left you with 1 million dollars"

That would be nice.

They keep leaving it all to the Lost Dogs Home, not a chance.

 

[BFew]

That would be nice

It would also be nice if your application for Minister of Defence in team USA got rejected.

As we need you to focus solely on our defence.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

This weeks team selection is bought to you by COMEDY for Brenton Davy's enjoyment

BP: Why did NinjaSwan bring duct tape to the game? To make sure the quacks stay quiet!
FB: DenieD keeps his opponent in check, but he’s still a softie—he’d deny it if you asked!
BP: And jezzajay ? Well, he said he’s on goal control, but the only thing he’s controlling is the afterparty snacks.

HBF: SSwans2011 is always early; he doesn’t want to wing it last minute!
CHB: AnUltimateRessie walked into the locker room claiming he’s top dog— Rubber Arm flexed and said, “Stretch goals, my friend.”
HBF: Let’s hope Rubber Arm doesn’t bend under pressure. But, if he does, hey—that’s a stretch!

W: BFew brought a book on tackling to the game but found it a bit of a rough read.
C: When Giant YoYo was told to stay centered, he replied, “I’m all about the ups and downs!”
W: Cubs2Lions says he can handle anything, but it might be paws and effect if things get rough.

HFF: BigChippa52 is ready to lay down the chips…but he’ll settle for goals instead!
CHF: akkaps claims to have the kicks locked down, but BallaratBulldog is ready to fetch them if they go astray.
HFF: Together, they’re a well-oiled half-forward machine…as long as BallaratBulldog doesn’t bark up the wrong goal post.

FP: Roonescape has got footy moves on lock-down…just don’t let him escape down the wrong field.
FF: HARPSichord doesn’t hit high notes—just high scores!
FP: And croweater 41 ? Well, he swears his game is as sharp as his beak.

RU: dogs105 says he’ll get the drop on the Royals, but it’ll be a ruff battle.
RO: Pamcake1 is in it for the stacks, but she says her aim is batter than most.
RR: ClarkeM? He claims he’s just there to keep things…in check!
INT: Ressies SwampPig says he’s out to hog all the goals! But don’t worry— JT_the_Man will be right there to clean up.

go wundas

B: NinjaSwan / DenieD / jezzajay
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / Rubber Arm
C: BFew / Giant YoYo / Cubs2Lions
HF: BigChippa52 / akkaps / BallaratBulldog
F: Roonescape / HARPSichord / croweater 41
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Ressies SwampPig / JT_the_Man

 

[JT_the_Man]

This weeks team selection is bought to you by COMEDY for Brenton Davy's enjoyment

BP: Why did NinjaSwan bring duct tape to the game? To make sure the quacks stay quiet!
FB: DenieD keeps his opponent in check, but he’s still a softie—he’d deny it if you asked!
BP: And jezzajay ? Well, he said he’s on goal control, but the only thing he’s controlling is the afterparty snacks.

HBF: @SSwans2011 is always early; he doesn’t want to wing it last minute!
CHB: @AnUltimateRessie walked into the locker room claiming he’s top dog— Rubber Arm flexed and said, “Stretch goals, my friend.”
HBF: Let’s hope Rubber Arm doesn’t bend under pressure. But, if he does, hey—that’s a stretch!

W: BFew brought a book on tackling to the game but found it a bit of a rough read.
C: When Giant YoYo was told to stay centered, he replied, “I’m all about the ups and downs!”
W: Cubs2Lions says he can handle anything, but it might be paws and effect if things get rough.

HFF: BigChippa52 is ready to lay down the chips…but he’ll settle for goals instead!
CHF: akkaps claims to have the kicks locked down, but BallaratBulldog is ready to fetch them if they go astray.
HFF: Together, they’re a well-oiled half-forward machine…as long as BallaratBulldog doesn’t bark up the wrong goal post.

FP: Roonescape has got footy moves on lock-down…just don’t let him escape down the wrong field.
FF: HARPSichord doesn’t hit high notes—just high scores!
FP: And croweater 41 ? Well, he swears his game is as sharp as his beak.

RU: dogs105 says he’ll get the drop on the Royals, but it’ll be a ruff battle.
RO: Pamcake1 is in it for the stacks, but she says her aim is batter than most.
RR: ClarkeM? He claims he’s just there to keep things…in check!
INT: Ressies SwampPig says he’s out to hog all the goals! But don’t worry— JT_the_Man will be right there to clean up.

go wundas

B: NinjaSwan / DenieD / jezzajay
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / Rubber Arm
C: BFew / Giant YoYo / Cubs2Lions
HF: BigChippa52 / akkaps / BallaratBulldog
F: Roonescape / HARPSichord / croweater 41
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Ressies SwampPig / JT_the_Man

Sexy

 

[Pamcake1]

Good morning all, hope your Friday is a beast of a day.

 

[GreyCrow]

This weeks team selection is bought to you by COMEDY for Brenton Davy's enjoyment

BP: Why did NinjaSwan bring duct tape to the game? To make sure the quacks stay quiet!
FB: DenieD keeps his opponent in check, but he’s still a softie—he’d deny it if you asked!
BP: And jezzajay ? Well, he said he’s on goal control, but the only thing he’s controlling is the afterparty snacks.

HBF: SSwans2011 is always early; he doesn’t want to wing it last minute!
CHB: AnUltimateRessie walked into the locker room claiming he’s top dog— Rubber Arm flexed and said, “Stretch goals, my friend.”
HBF: Let’s hope Rubber Arm doesn’t bend under pressure. But, if he does, hey—that’s a stretch!

W: BFew brought a book on tackling to the game but found it a bit of a rough read.
C: When Giant YoYo was told to stay centered, he replied, “I’m all about the ups and downs!”
W: Cubs2Lions says he can handle anything, but it might be paws and effect if things get rough.

HFF: BigChippa52 is ready to lay down the chips…but he’ll settle for goals instead!
CHF: akkaps claims to have the kicks locked down, but BallaratBulldog is ready to fetch them if they go astray.
HFF: Together, they’re a well-oiled half-forward machine…as long as BallaratBulldog doesn’t bark up the wrong goal post.

FP: Roonescape has got footy moves on lock-down…just don’t let him escape down the wrong field.
FF: HARPSichord doesn’t hit high notes—just high scores!
FP: And croweater 41 ? Well, he swears his game is as sharp as his beak.

RU: dogs105 says he’ll get the drop on the Royals, but it’ll be a ruff battle.
RO: Pamcake1 is in it for the stacks, but she says her aim is batter than most.
RR: ClarkeM? He claims he’s just there to keep things…in check!
INT: Ressies SwampPig says he’s out to hog all the goals! But don’t worry— JT_the_Man will be right there to clean up.

go wundas

B: NinjaSwan / DenieD / jezzajay
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / Rubber Arm
C: BFew / Giant YoYo / Cubs2Lions
HF: BigChippa52 / akkaps / BallaratBulldog
F: Roonescape / HARPSichord / croweater 41
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Ressies SwampPig / JT_the_Man

 

[BFew]

BP: Why did @NinjaSwan bring duct tape to the game? To make sure the quacks stay quiet!

I'm only laughing at this because of how unfunny and lame it is.

 

[BFew]

FB: @DenieD keeps his opponent in check, but he’s still a softie—he’d deny it if you asked!

This is a false fact.
DenieD is hard most of the time.