Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: West Coast Wonders vs Gold City Royals @ The Colosseum

[BFew]

W: @BFew brought a book on tackling to the game but found it a bit of a rough read.

My White Pages (1999 edition) bookie wookie is useful for interrogating the goal umpires to see if my ball was touched before it went thru for a major score.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I'm only laughing at this because of how unfunny and lame it is.

do swans quack

 

[BFew]

If Robert Kennedy Jr actually seriously nominated to head up the US Department of Health and Human Services, then I'm nominating ClarkeM for the the position of Wonders Peace North/South/West and Middle East peace envoy.

 

[manicpie]

Good morning all, hope your Friday is a beast of a day.



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Meh, just another root

 

[BFew]

do swans quack

If you've ever watched them play live at the SCG when it's raining, you'll know that their fans quack.

 

[GreyCrow]

If you've ever watched them play live at the SCG when it's raining, you'll know that their fans quack.

I thought it sounded like this

 

[Cadsky]

do swans quack

You sir, have crossed a line.

 

[BFew]

I thought it sounded like this

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and sings like a duck, then it must be a Swans supporter.

Makes sense to me.

 

[BFew]

If you've ever watched them play live at the SCG when it's raining, you'll know that their fans quack.

Cadsky

 

[Cadsky]

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

You sir, have crossed a line.

it was a serious question

 

[ClarkeM]

Jesus Clarke read the room

People are struggling with single income families and you bring up pay per view pr0n

At least offer to chip in half the price of a 2 minute reel

I’d never charge you for my content babe

 

[manicpie]

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[HARPSichord]

If you've ever watched them play live at the SCG when it's raining, you'll know that their fans quack.

Swans fans at the SCG got to be the worst humans on Earth.

 

[Brenton Davy]

This weeks team selection is bought to you by COMEDY for Brenton Davy's enjoyment

BP: Why did NinjaSwan bring duct tape to the game? To make sure the quacks stay quiet!
FB: DenieD keeps his opponent in check, but he’s still a softie—he’d deny it if you asked!
BP: And jezzajay ? Well, he said he’s on goal control, but the only thing he’s controlling is the afterparty snacks.

HBF: SSwans2011 is always early; he doesn’t want to wing it last minute!
CHB: AnUltimateRessie walked into the locker room claiming he’s top dog— Rubber Arm flexed and said, “Stretch goals, my friend.”
HBF: Let’s hope Rubber Arm doesn’t bend under pressure. But, if he does, hey—that’s a stretch!

W: BFew brought a book on tackling to the game but found it a bit of a rough read.
C: When Giant YoYo was told to stay centered, he replied, “I’m all about the ups and downs!”
W: Cubs2Lions says he can handle anything, but it might be paws and effect if things get rough.

HFF: BigChippa52 is ready to lay down the chips…but he’ll settle for goals instead!
CHF: akkaps claims to have the kicks locked down, but BallaratBulldog is ready to fetch them if they go astray.
HFF: Together, they’re a well-oiled half-forward machine…as long as BallaratBulldog doesn’t bark up the wrong goal post.

FP: Roonescape has got footy moves on lock-down…just don’t let him escape down the wrong field.
FF: HARPSichord doesn’t hit high notes—just high scores!
FP: And croweater 41 ? Well, he swears his game is as sharp as his beak.

RU: dogs105 says he’ll get the drop on the Royals, but it’ll be a ruff battle.
RO: Pamcake1 is in it for the stacks, but she says her aim is batter than most.
RR: ClarkeM? He claims he’s just there to keep things…in check!
INT: Ressies SwampPig says he’s out to hog all the goals! But don’t worry— JT_the_Man will be right there to clean up.

go wundas

B: NinjaSwan / DenieD / jezzajay
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / Rubber Arm
C: BFew / Giant YoYo / Cubs2Lions
HF: BigChippa52 / akkaps / BallaratBulldog
F: Roonescape / HARPSichord / croweater 41
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Ressies SwampPig / JT_the_Man

Very punny…

 

[Cadsky]

Swans fans at the SCG got to be the worst humans on Earth.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Swans fans at the SCG got to be the worst humans on Earth.

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[Cadsky]

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Meet you up here HARPSichord

 

[Cadsky]

Swans supporters



North Melbourne supporters HARPSichord

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

North Melbourne supporters @HARPSichord

god it must be tough to support a club that is terrible. I feel bad for the people in this video.

 

[HARPSichord]

North Melbourne supporters HARPSichord

Reported for doxxing.