Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Mount Buller Demons v Ophidian Old Boys at The Snow Dome

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How did I end up on page 27, whoops. Reminiscing about those good old days of 2 days ago, obviously

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Trying to keep up...
 

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I didn't realise they still made books.
That does not surprise Gralin
Well, it’s been a very busy time tbh. My poor old dad was hit by a car and I’ve been busy looking after him. Don’t do drugs and drive kids!!!
Oh, no! Yak! I hope some normalcy returns soon for you and your family.
 

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A battalion of soldiers is deep inside a South African jungle. Suddenly they come to a crocodile-infested river, and the officer in charge tells his men that he needs a volunteer to take a rope across the river, and tie it to an overhead branch - which would enable the rest of the men to make their way across safely. As you can imagine, there's various howls of protest, such as, "I'm too young to die", and, "I have a wife and kids at home - they need me."

Finally a young corporal says, "OK I'll do it." He strips down to his bare essentials, takes the rope, and starts swimming across the river. To the astonishment of his onlookers, the crocodiles aren't coming anywhere near him. He gets to the other side and climbs the nearest tree. He attaches the rope securely, and within minutes the rest of the men are safe on the other side of the river. The corporal is an instant hero: plenty of slaps on the back, and even a call for him to receive a bravery award. But the officer in charge is skeptical, "You got body odour, soldier?"

The young corporal smiles and says, "No sir - it's like this: I've got 'MOUNT BULLER DEMONS FOR SFA PREMIERS S38' tattooed on my bum, and not even a crocodile would swallow that."
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The list knows no bounds. Likely.

Jatz it would be a god awful shame if you continue to stick with your username now all these brilliant options have been presented
 
I was pretty certain that I was.

Beers are going down nicely at the moment. Holiday mode engaged.

And then I got an email regarding work. And I've gotta do it. May be the most slapdash job I've ever done.
 
My wife and I were out to dinner last night - after a few wines, she said, "Oh I love you!!!"

I replied, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She said, "It's me - talking to the wine."
I talk to my pints of Guinness all the time, funny how it always waits till i have had 8 pints before it starts talking back.
 
I talk to my pints of Guinness all the time, funny how it always waits till i have had 8 pints before it starts talking back.
I was enjoying a beer at the pub the other night, when my phone rang. As soon as I answered it, my wife says in a rough voice, "If you're not home in the next 10 minutes, I'll be feeding your dinner to the dog."

So I rushed home in record time, because I really love that dog!!!
 

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Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Mount Buller Demons v Ophidian Old Boys at The Snow Dome

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