Jatz
Jatzosaurus Rex
- Sep 7, 2008
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How did I end up on page 27, whoops. Reminiscing about those good old days of 2 days ago, obviously
Trying to keep up...
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How did I end up on page 27, whoops. Reminiscing about those good old days of 2 days ago, obviously
Just need to know if you wanted a longer username and were forced into only using 4 letters?
Trying to keep up...
No, that was the booze.I have had 9 hit outs in my 18 year qareer. It still doesn't account for the brain damage.
You are certainly correct. There is no denying it.Now THIS is a team!
I'm curious, how would you elongate the word 'Jatz'?Just need to know if you wanted a longer username and were forced into only using 4 letters?
I'm curious, how would you elongate the word 'Jatz'?
Gold lolJatzenough
Gold lol
That does not surprise GralinI didn't realise they still made books.
Oh, no! Yak! I hope some normalcy returns soon for you and your family.Well, it’s been a very busy time tbh. My poor old dad was hit by a car and I’ve been busy looking after him. Don’t do drugs and drive kids!!!
Jatzmybaby.Jatzasauras
Jatzwhatimtalkingabout
The list knows no bounds. Likely.
Yeah I am the same and feel the same wayI'm pretty decent at responding when I'm tagged. Shouldn't always require that though. Just don't know what to contribute most of the time.
Yeah going ok here
A battalion of soldiers is deep inside a South African jungle. Suddenly they come to a crocodile-infested river, and the officer in charge tells his men that he needs a volunteer to take a rope across the river, and tie it to an overhead branch - which would enable the rest of the men to make their way across safely. As you can imagine, there's various howls of protest, such as, "I'm too young to die", and, "I have a wife and kids at home - they need me."
Finally a young corporal says, "OK I'll do it." He strips down to his bare essentials, takes the rope, and starts swimming across the river. To the astonishment of his onlookers, the crocodiles aren't coming anywhere near him. He gets to the other side and climbs the nearest tree. He attaches the rope securely, and within minutes the rest of the men are safe on the other side of the river. The corporal is an instant hero: plenty of slaps on the back, and even a call for him to receive a bravery award. But the officer in charge is skeptical, "You got body odour, soldier?"
The young corporal smiles and says, "No sir - it's like this: I've got 'MOUNT BULLER DEMONS FOR SFA PREMIERS S38' tattooed on my bum, and not even a crocodile would swallow that."
Yeah I am the same and feel the same way
We all know you didn't get that book in Collingwood, right philreich ?
Great to hear mate, could be finals next week and we'll grab another flag.Yeah going ok here
Jatzasauras
Jatzwhatimtalkingabout
The list knows no bounds. Likely.
I was pretty certain that I was.
I talk to my pints of Guinness all the time, funny how it always waits till i have had 8 pints before it starts talking back.My wife and I were out to dinner last night - after a few wines, she said, "Oh I love you!!!"
I replied, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She said, "It's me - talking to the wine."
I was enjoying a beer at the pub the other night, when my phone rang. As soon as I answered it, my wife says in a rough voice, "If you're not home in the next 10 minutes, I'll be feeding your dinner to the dog."I talk to my pints of Guinness all the time, funny how it always waits till i have had 8 pints before it starts talking back.