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Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR
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DemurePrincess
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How am I triggered???
We are playing tit for tat!
He posts something crap…
I post something even crappier…
Just waiting for Raz to deliver the shit
DemurePrincess
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Raz
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And back on topic away from the real world
Qooty is why we here
So Thursday is training day
I’ll join my team down in the oval again .
To beat the OOB we will need to play as a team
Qooty is why we here
So Thursday is training day
I’ll join my team down in the oval again .
To beat the OOB we will need to play as a team
DemurePrincess
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DemurePrincess
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The Rats…play as a team???
The OOBs may as well head to the pub now..
You’re funny when you first wake up.
Have a coffee bloke!!!
The OOBs may as well head to the pub now..
You’re funny when you first wake up.
Have a coffee bloke!!!
Raz
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You know me . I don’t get into the crap . I just here to socialise . If someone wants to be a record holder I am fine with that
I willl never lower myself to just type numbers.
It is sad it has come to this .
Let’s all stop posting if it makes pickitt feel good and get to be top contributor
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DemurePrincess
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Raz
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Can’t sleep I am sorry the thread has gone so far off track
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No, but you're the one who said it tastes better if you don't.
Inquiring minds need to know how you know.
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You are becoming a bit too obsessed with this place mate, making you a bit emotional. Maybe you should take a break and evaluate whether or this place is for youSo let me get this straight Pickitt
Your in MY match thread that you aren’t even playing in doing what exactly?
I heard you felt threatened over some post thing… couldn’t be you surely!
And you sit there telling me to take a break…
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Over The Post
🐍Bless The OOBs🐍
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Mrs Turbo can we please look at changing the meal after training tonight?
I think it would be nice of the OOBs to have a succulent Chinese meal in his honour.
Tigerturbulance can we consider black armbands on Sunday to respect the death of Democracy Manifest?
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You have such an imagination
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A cricket club was advertising for new players. A horse reads the advertisement, and rocks up at the club. He says to the manager, "I saw your ad in the paper, and I'd like to try out for the team."
The manager composes himself for a moment, and then says, "But you're a horse."
The horse says, "So? Where in your constitution does it say that horses can't play cricket?"
The manager says, "OK you got me there. All right - come to training on Tuesday, and we'll see what you've got."
So the horse arrives at training on the following Tuesday. He's clearly keen to impress, because he already has his pads on when he gets there. He gets into the nets, and he starts smashing the ball to all parts. Everyone agrees that they have a potential superstar on their hands, and the manager says to him, "Right - you're opening the batting on Saturday!!!.
Game day arrives - the horse's team wins the toss, and without hesitation, the skipper says," We'll have a bat." Minutes later the horse and his bemused partner (presumably he'd never batted with a horse before) stride to the wicket. The horse whispers in his ear, "I'll take the first over - you just stand and admire."
So the first ball is bowled. It's a long hop, and the ball disappears over the bowler's head for 6. The bowler - obviously peeved by this, bowls a vicious bumper. But the 4 legged Bradman is into position in a flash, and the ball disappears over square leg for 6. Whatever the bowler tries, the horse is equal to the challenge, and after an extraordinary first over, the score is 0 for 36.
Then the other batsman faces the first ball of the second over. It's a good ball on off stump. The batsman treats it with respect, bunts the ball into the off side, and calls for a single. To his horror, the horse is leaning on his bat at the non striker's end. He turns around in a vain attempt to regain his ground, but is run out by several metres. As he's trudging off the ground, he says to the horse, "Why didn't you run?"
The horse says, "Mate if I could run, I'd be in the Melbourne Cup."
The manager composes himself for a moment, and then says, "But you're a horse."
The horse says, "So? Where in your constitution does it say that horses can't play cricket?"
The manager says, "OK you got me there. All right - come to training on Tuesday, and we'll see what you've got."
So the horse arrives at training on the following Tuesday. He's clearly keen to impress, because he already has his pads on when he gets there. He gets into the nets, and he starts smashing the ball to all parts. Everyone agrees that they have a potential superstar on their hands, and the manager says to him, "Right - you're opening the batting on Saturday!!!.
Game day arrives - the horse's team wins the toss, and without hesitation, the skipper says," We'll have a bat." Minutes later the horse and his bemused partner (presumably he'd never batted with a horse before) stride to the wicket. The horse whispers in his ear, "I'll take the first over - you just stand and admire."
So the first ball is bowled. It's a long hop, and the ball disappears over the bowler's head for 6. The bowler - obviously peeved by this, bowls a vicious bumper. But the 4 legged Bradman is into position in a flash, and the ball disappears over square leg for 6. Whatever the bowler tries, the horse is equal to the challenge, and after an extraordinary first over, the score is 0 for 36.
Then the other batsman faces the first ball of the second over. It's a good ball on off stump. The batsman treats it with respect, bunts the ball into the off side, and calls for a single. To his horror, the horse is leaning on his bat at the non striker's end. He turns around in a vain attempt to regain his ground, but is run out by several metres. As he's trudging off the ground, he says to the horse, "Why didn't you run?"
The horse says, "Mate if I could run, I'd be in the Melbourne Cup."
Raz
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Hey there!
Get back to your work!
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Good phil
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