Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Tigerturbulance]

It’s not a thread unless a visit from the pissing pug

at least Pugsley has a pint with us before he starts his pissing

 

[Robertio]

I hope so, I have been enjoying the nice serial_thrilla so far this season

 

[jackster83]

damicky Ant Bear ant555 BloodySwan edgie GotTheGoodes GremioPower HirdsTheWord Jewelsbon MP_ My Cotchin Rules okeydoke7 philreich Raz Rodney Dangerfield RPCB sataris serial_thrilla Shuestar13 spookism Ticky009 tigs2010

Go get 'em Rats!

 

[Raz]

Oh boy.

This has to be worse than saying Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times.

It’s ok I too tired . Need morning coffee first

 

[Raz]

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Using damicky to catch his teammates? Oh what a conniving plan!

You should have brought a bigger trap

 

[Pugsley]

at least Pugsley has a pint with us before he starts his pissing

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I had the pissers for 3 quarters last week then decided to try and kick goals.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You should have brought a bigger trap

Raz the OOB have plenty of experience putting dragons down and we wont be using anything as nice as a trap to get you

 

[Pugsley]

Let it go Pugsley

Did someone say chicken?

 

[Raz]

Already page 3 Raz

Where you been? Nana napping?

Dreaming of gettting two goals this week

 

[ShaunDuggan]

It’s ok I too tired . Need morning coffee first

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Did someone say chicken?

 

[Raz]

Why awaken the beast? We need a head start before he catches us all…

Toast first with my coffee . Then some warm up stretches

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Dreaming of gettting two goals this week

the rats will never win unless you lift your game and try and kick QOALS

 

[DemurePrincess]

Dreaming of gettting two goals this week

Pacing yourself I see! Nice nice!

 

[Dingster]

How to get into the heads of the Swampies.

Ken Hinkley 10 year contract extension.

 

[Pugsley]

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[ShaunDuggan]

Raz the OOB have plenty of experience putting dragons down and we wont be using anything as nice as a trap to get you

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Ahh yes, we are afraid of going into the water, but we assembled an underwater diving team to fetch the dead dragon.

This show fumbled so hard in the end.

 

[Raz]

and just like that the Raz has arrived

Hmmm where am I . I must be dreaming still .

 

[Over The Post]

kenneyswarriors I brought a hazmat suit for you… and the rest of the team!

And you thought I was just a glorified towel fluffer???

Oh, towel...

 

[Raz]

Raz the OOB have plenty of experience putting dragons down and we wont be using anything as nice as a trap to get you

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I still haven’t learnt to fly yet . I just run in circle double jump a lot . Hopefully my team mates see me this week and pass the ball

 

[Raz]

the rats will never win unless you lift your game and try and kick QOALS

I’m just the diversion I think . They won last week and I only got one from the Goal square . A berry lucky kick

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I still haven’t learnt to fly yet . I just run in circle double jump a lot . Hopefully my team mates see me this week and pass the ball

I was just thinking your wing to body size ratio didn't look efficient

still your only a rookie and will grow over the season

I myself was only 85kg when I started in the SWEET S25 and now after a healthy roid program and plenty of Guinness sit a comfortable 245kg of Love Muscle

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I’m just the diversion I think . They won last week and I only got one from the Goal square . A berry lucky kick

you need to be in the Qoal square if you want to kick Qoals, this is Qooty NOT Footy

 

[Raz]

I was just thinking your wing to body size ratio didn't look efficient

still your only a rookie and will grow over the season

I myself was only 85kg when I started in the SWEET S25 and now after a healthy roid program and plenty of Guinness sit a comfortable 245kg of Love Muscle

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Just don’t let that love muscle by where near me . It looks scary

 

[thewizardmelon]

you can touch our cup if it will make you feel any better

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What a gorgeous sight!

Toast first with my coffee . Then some warm up stretches

Alright Raz, what do you have on your toast, how do you have your coffee and what stretches are we doing? It’s uh, for a survey. Yep, a survey.