Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[Footypie32]

I don't get it

 

[Brenton Davy]

My ex girlfriend did that for free, everytime I said I was going to the pub

Presumably that’s why she’s your ex girlfriend…

 

[manicpie]

Presumably that’s why she’s your ex girlfriend…

There's only so much a bloke can take. Tinder is much less painful

 

[Brenton Davy]

There's only so much a bloke can take. Tinder is much less painful

A virtual kick in the is far less painful…

 

[Senor M]

There's only so much a bloke can take. Tinder is much less painful

A virtual kick in the is far less painful…

To be fair to Boomer Davy, there’s not many women in his age group of 110+ that are capable of using a smart phone.

So the pickings on his Tinder are pretty slim

 

[manicpie]

But on a scale of 1-10, how much did you enjoy it?

I'd give it a 7. It's not as bad as having a stiletto heel on your jack crackers when you come back drunk

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Ah, I get it.

 

[Footypie32]

Ah, I get it.

Never stop learning.

 

[Cadsky]

Gold City Royals Official Team sheet
S38 RD 4 Vs Bears of Beartown

B: nahnah / CakeEater / Membling
HB: hotchilli / Ulahoopski / krakouers
C: Cadsky / Zevon / grumbleguts
HF: Nothing / Footypie32 / Crimson Azure
F: Mr Cheese / Brenton Davy / Supersuns
FOLL: GreyCrow / manicpie / Uncle_Leo

INT: Smartys Power / xjamescleanx

Changes:

Nothing FP > HFF
Mr Cheese HFF > FP


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[Mr Cheese]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!

 

[GreyCrow]

View attachment 2080429

Gold City Royals Official Team sheet
S38 RD 4 Vs Bears of Beartown

B: nahnah / CakeEater / Membling
HB: hotchilli / Ulahoopski / krakouers
C: Cadsky / Zevon / grumbleguts
HF: Nothing / Footypie32 / Crimson Azure
F: Mr Cheese / Brenton Davy / Supersuns
FOLL: GreyCrow / manicpie / Uncle_Leo

INT: Smartys Power / xjamescleanx

Changes:

Nothing FP > HFF
Mr Cheese HFF > FP

View attachment 2080439
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[Electronic_Renaissance]

I had a lady friend that had spent some time working in brothels tell me of a client that enjoyed being kicked, really hard, in the nuts. The harder the better apparently.

We're strange creatures.

These Olympic times remind me of the time we had a PE teacher who won gold (Women’s hockey). The school had a pool and one guy got cramp so this gold medal Olympion was massaging his cramp. It gave him a boner. A penis erectis in other words.

This guy had no shame. He then wen’t around saying he wanted to bang this teacher. I don't think he banged her.

 

[Nothing]

View attachment 2080429

Gold City Royals Official Team sheet
S38 RD 4 Vs Bears of Beartown

B: nahnah / CakeEater / Membling
HB: hotchilli / Ulahoopski / krakouers
C: Cadsky / Zevon / grumbleguts
HF: Nothing / Footypie32 / Crimson Azure
F: Mr Cheese / Brenton Davy / Supersuns
FOLL: GreyCrow / manicpie / Uncle_Leo

INT: Smartys Power / xjamescleanx

Changes:

Nothing FP > HFF
Mr Cheese HFF > FP

View attachment 2080439
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I like it. If I get 0 touches here, I suggest moving me further back every week until I get a touch.

 

[GreyCrow]

I like it. If I get 0 touches here, I suggest moving me further back every week until I get a touch.

Stand next to me and I guarantee you will get a touch

 

[Footypie32]

It gave him a boner.

I don't get it

A penis erectis in other words.

Oh, now I get it.

I don't think he banged her.

Come again?

 

[Cadsky]

I like it. If I get 0 touches here, I suggest moving me further back every week until I get a touch.

I like my wing position. Seems you've hit a dead end.

 

[Footypie32]

I suggest moving me further back every week until I get a touch.

Ah, the old FP32 queue manoeuvre. A classic.

Try Centrelink to really improve your chances.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Oh, now I get it.



Come again?

Let's just say she won gold in the gold medal match. I think she also scored a goal in the gold medal match.

 

[Cadsky]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!

You game?

 

[Footypie32]

Let's just say she won gold in the gold medal match. I think she also scored a goal in the gold medal match.

The saucy minx!

 

[GreyCrow]

Champagne Super Nova

 

[Mr Cheese]

You game?

Was a big gamer before the little one arrived. Always played solo though or mates round the house - never got into MMORPGs (had a little stint on City of Heroes), despite loving RPGs. Started with the Acorn Electron, then Amiga (still my true nostalgic love), then all the PS's (stopped at 4), plus PC since 386 days. Mates had all the other consoles so played them a fair bit too. If ever I retire can see me getting back into it in a big way.

 

[grumbleguts]

Oh, now I get it.



Come again?

She offered her honour, he honoured her offer, and all night long he was on her and off her.

 

[Cadsky]

Was a big gamer before the little one arrived. Always played solo though or mates round the house - never got into MMORPGs (had a little stint on City of Heroes), despite loving RPGs. Started with the Acorn Electron, then Amiga (still my true nostalgic love), then all the PS's (stopped at 4), plus PC since 386 days. Mates had all the other consoles so played them a fair bit too. If ever I retire can see me getting back into it in a big way.

I played WoW back in the day. Have played Hearthstone on and off but it's been a while now. Kids do make gaming harder.

 

[Mr Cheese]

I played WoW back in the day. Have played Hearthstone on and off but it's been a while now. Kids do make gaming harder.

Yeah, tried to get into Eliteangerous (loved Frontier - played for years) but just don't have the hours to put in. Thinking of getting an Amiga emulator and playing the old point and clicks (Fate of Atlantis was a favourite, and Cruise for a Corpse). Might be admitting I'm dead then though