Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[MKMatty]

For the females amongst us, it's like getting winded.

You could get hit in the gut hard and feel nothing but then get a slight touch and be on the ground winded.

I don't know which I would prefer, they are both pretty bad.

Just be thankful you haven't experienced testicular torsion (twice).

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Just be thankful you haven't experienced testicular torsion (twice).

Yeah that second one was rough.
Our club doctor down on the bench back then insisted that one the other way was sounds medical practice.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Brenton Davy is talking up a big game so you might need to help Joshy out this weekend, it might be time to unleash the beast Kane.

Is that all?

 

[Brenton Davy]

sod off you creep!

Or, if you’re ambidextrous of course, you can be cross “Fredded”

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[MKMatty]

Yeah that second one was rough.
Our club doctor down on the bench back then insisted that one the other way was sounds medical practice.

At least they eventually learnt their lefts and rights.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Just be thankful you haven't experienced testicular torsion (twice).

Just looked that up.

You’re welcome to that!

 

[Millky95]

Oh back when the internet was just cats and pr0n

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Promise no decoying this week?

This is a decision I feel I will make as I am reading the sim code in real time.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

The Royal's with cheese, this should be fun....

With this insipid excuse for a Royals outfit its probably vegan cheese.

 

[Supersuns]

Hello

 

[Millky95]

Hello

Oh hey you!

 

[Supersuns]

Oh hey you!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

At least they eventually learnt their lefts and rights.

For the sake of Art Vandelay_, I hope they passed it on to our goalkicking coach.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Hello

I don't get it

 

[Art Vandelay_]

For the sake of Art Vandelay_, I hope they passed it on to our goalkicking coach.

My philosophy off field and on field is the same.
Any score is a win, sometimes you need to accept less than a 6.

 

[Footypie32]

Power is not the thing. Ever had the time where you got a direct, hard hit in the balls and you feel nothing?

Other times you get a slight brush and it's like you're going to die.

Balls, I can't figure them out and I've had them my whole life.

I had a lady friend that had spent some time working in brothels tell me of a client that enjoyed being kicked, really hard, in the nuts. The harder the better apparently.

We're strange creatures.

 

[GreyCrow]

Oh back when the internet was just cats and pr0n

And they went and posted cats

 

[manicpie]

I had a lady friend that had spent some time working in brothels tell me of a client that enjoyed being kicked, really hard, in the nuts. The harder the better apparently.

We're strange creatures.

My ex girlfriend did that for free, everytime I said I was going to the pub

 

[tony]

Is that all?

We are not allowed to show the rest, its too graphic for bigfooty.

 

[tony]

Hello

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Just be thankful you haven't experienced testicular torsion (twice).

Know a guy who got mis-diagnosed with that. He was in complete agony.

After all the tests it turned out he had gangrene of the scrote. He was quite young, into the teens if that.

Anyway they cut it out and he has been fine since.

 

[Footypie32]

My ex girlfriend did that for free, everytime I said I was going to the pub

But on a scale of 1-10, how much did you enjoy it?

 

[Senor M]

It really is sad and pathetic. Nothing kills threads faster than a Bombers infestation

Kilroy really is the least engaging sh*t truck in the league.

Between gatecrashing threads without being tagged in & posting shitty YouTube videos every week he actively repels people from wanting to contribute to match threads

 

[Millky95]

Oh back when the internet was just cats and pr0n

Also what a stupid censor

What's next, we can't call the Dragons people from Scunthorpe anymore?