Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Ophidian Old Boys v Coney Island Warriors @ Spotswood Oval

[kenneyswarriors]

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Thanks Wazza's - for those that showed up , you made it an interesting week.
Congrats on your win today.

And as always ~ Thanks philreich

Now - To the Tavern 'Boys

 

[Robertio]

Too good Warriors, thanks for the game, thanks for posting philreich

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Ah well can't win 'em all.

Thanks Warriors (all 3 of you), thanks philreich for the game

 

[Dingster]

Hitouts
OOB 12
CIW 9

U2tigers more damning evidence

 

[BRAB]

Boys Boys boys..... eye on the prize Braklet BRAB

Good to know it’s not just the Lions that keep missing

 

[Tonga Bob]

That wasn't my confusion, thought you was a monkey not an ape.I go

You go? You go and get ****ed!!!

Jesus. And here's me thinking you were OK for a camel.

Thought I was a monkey. Bah.

(inb4 Tonga Bob "midfield crisis at the OOBs!")

Fun fact: the French have no word for ape, they just use the same one for monkeys. Kitty Flanagan describes it well here:

 

[Dinsdale]

Well you're abusing our hospitality. It's not for nothing you guys only have bronze access.

I wasn't serious, I hardly ever am, especially due to the sim

 

[Tonga Bob]

You know a thread has gone to shit when you wish Mr Bean and the Gold City Royals were here.

As it is the Tonga Bob and TheInjuryFactory ventriloquist show will have to do instead!

No one to watch, lets go home.

Activity banter lads? Come on now, you can do better than that. At least the sim likes you. In fact the match is about to start, should be a comfortable win for you given how confident you sound. Let's read the fatherly comedic stylings of philreich shall we?

 

[Tonga Bob]

1 : 12.46 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 12.56 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
1 : 13.03 {C} - pantskyle screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 13.07 {C} - Dingster will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 13.1 {C} - pantskyle sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 13.17 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Tonga Bob.
1 : 13.21 {rW} - Tonga Bob nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 13.27 {rW} - Passes to spudmaster by hand.
1 : 13.31 {lW} - He handpasses to FootyGuy13.
1 : 13.37 {lW} - Quick hands to spudmaster.
1 : 13.41 {lW} - A quick handpass to FootyGuy13.
1 : 13.46 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes off on a lead.
1 : 13.52 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 13.56 {rHFF} - Barrybran sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 14 {rHFF} - Someone call a dentist. Barrybran has run into thewizardmelon and is hurting.
1 : 14.06 {lHBF} - A bit of space for thewizardmelon to utilise.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - He handpasses to FreoGirl.
1 : 14.16 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Mrs Turbo.
1 : 14.21 {CHF} - A kick towards Robertio territory.
1 : 14.26 {CHF} - Good grab Robertio.
1 : 14.31 {CHF} - Robertio looks downfield.
1 : 14.35 {CHF} - Great bump by TubbsFarquhar. Robertio has not moved.
1 : 14.41 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 looking for a lead.
1 : 14.45 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 14.52 {lW} - FootyGuy13 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 14.56 {C} - Dingster to send the ball forward.
1 : 15 {C} - What a tackle.
1 : 15.06 {lW} - FootyGuy13 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 15.1 {lW} - Finds Ocha905 with a handball.
1 : 15.16 {lW} - Ooof. Braklet blindsides Ocha905 and I heard that from here.
1 : 15.21 {rW} - FreoGirl has possession.
1 : 15.26 {lW} - A quick handpass to Mrs Turbo.
1 : 15.31 {lW} - Tonga Bob has come out with the ball.
1 : 15.35 {rW} - Tonga Bob slowing down the play.
1 : 15.41 {rW} - Someone call a dentist. Tonga Bob has run into Mrs Turbo and is hurting.
1 : 15.45 {lW} - Mrs Turbo sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 15.51 {C} - No-look handpass to Dingster.
1 : 15.55 {rW} - He elects to use FreoGirl and kicks in that direction.
1 : 16 {rW} - FreoGirl can't take it.
1 : 16.06 {C} - A bit of space for pantskyle to utilise.
1 : 16.1 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Tonga Bob.
1 : 16.16 {rW} - But Mrs Turbo is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 16.2 {rW} - FreoGirl wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16.27 {rW} - FootyGuy13 might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on FreoGirl. Play on is the call.
1 : 16.3 {rW} - Tonga Bob looks downfield.
1 : 16.34 {C} - A lookaway handpass to pantskyle.
1 : 16.4 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily FootyGuy13 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 16.45 {lW} - A quick handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 16.51 {lW} - Ocha905 has a bounce.
1 : 16.55 {lHFF} - Another bounce taken by Ocha905.
1 : 17 {lHFF} - He has another one.
1 : 17.06 {lHFF} - myblueroan sews him up!.
1 : 17.1 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon has possession.
1 : 17.16 {rW} - Kicks to a contest - FreoGirl looks to get to thre front.
1 : 17.2 {rW} - FreoGirl reads the kick best and marks well in front of FootyGuy13.
1 : 17.26 {rW} - FreoGirl has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 17.3 {C} - Dingster screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 17.34 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 17.4 {C} - Dingster with some space now.
1 : 17.45 {C} - Handballs to Braklet.
1 : 17.51 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for DemurePrincess.
1 : 17.55 {rHFF} - Spoilt by raffrox.
1 : 17.59 {lHBF} - raffrox does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 18.06 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 18.09 {lHBF} - TheInjuryFactory bounces the ball.
1 : 18.16 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to spudmaster.
1 : 18.19 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily TheInjuryFactory was well placed to clean up.
1 : 18.23 {lHBF} - Smashed by Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 18.3 {CHF} - Robertio takes them on.
1 : 18.34 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 18.4 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 18.45 {lHFF} - With the ball is Hoos.
1 : 18.51 {lHFF} - He's brought down by Purple7x08_24.
1 : 18.55 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 18.59 {lW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 19.05 {lW} - FootyGuy13 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 19.09 {rW} - FreoGirl takes off.
1 : 19.15 {rW} - FreoGirl is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 19.19 {lW} - FootyGuy13 hits the ground running.
1 : 19.23 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Tonga Bob.
1 : 19.3 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards pantskyle.
1 : 19.34 {C} - Dingster floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 19.4 {rW} - FreoGirl picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 19.44 {C} - He tries to find Dingster with a chip pass.
1 : 19.5 {C} - Great saving mark taken by pantskyle.
1 : 19.54 {C} - The bounce favours pantskyle and he is off and running.
1 : 19.58 {C} - Dingster might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on pantskyle. Play on is the call.
1 : 20.05 {C} - Dingster with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 20.09 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 20.15 {rW} - No mark taken as FreoGirl and FootyGuy13 wrestle for position.
1 : 20.19 {rW} - FreoGirl fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 20.23 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Over The Post.
1 : 20.3 {rW} - A long looping handpass to FreoGirl.
1 : 20.34 {lHFF} - A worm burner to Hoos.
1 : 20.4 {lHFF} - Hoos outbodies Purple7x08_24 and takes a brilliant mark.
1 : 20.44 {lHFF} - Hoos sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 20.5 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 20.54 {FF} - Raveneyes reads the kick best and marks well in front of BRAB.
1 : 20.58 {rBP} - toxic to send the ball forward.
1 : 21.04 {lBP} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 21.08 {lBP} - Juddgement Day intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 21.15 {rFP} - Juddgement Day has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 21.19 {rFP} - An underground handpass to Braklet.
1 : 21.23 {lFP} - Almost a throw to kenneyswarriors.
1 : 21.29 {lFP} - Quick hands to Elton Johns Wig under pressure.
1 : 21.33 {lFP} - Ooof. TheInjuryFactory blindsides Elton Johns Wig and I heard that from here.
1 : 21.39 {rBP} - toxic signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 21.43 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 21.5 {CHB} - But Robertio is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 21.53 {lHFF} - Hoos looks downfield.
1 : 21.58 {lHFF} - Braklet on the end of this.
1 : 22.04 {C} - Handpass to space. Dingster runs onto it.
1 : 22.08 {C} - Handballs over the top to Braklet.
1 : 22.15 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Hoos.
1 : 22.19 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 22.23 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.29 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 22.33 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to spudmaster.
1 : 22.39 {C} - He sees a lead by pantskyle and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.43 {C} - At the back is pantskyle who will take the mark.
1 : 22.47 {C} - pantskyle wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 22.53 {C} - pantskyle dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 22.58 {rHFF} - Barrybran presents.
1 : 23.04 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes a pearler.
1 : 23.08 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Barrybran.
1 : 23.12 - <<< Mesc is coming on to replace Barrybran >>>
1 : 23.22 {rHFF} - Mesc with the ball now.
1 : 23.29 {rHFF} - He involves TheInjuryFactory in the play.
1 : 23.32 {rHFF} - Ocha905 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 23.39 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but spudmaster is up to the challenge.
1 : 23.43 {rHFF} - Ocha905 on the end of this.
1 : 23.47 {rHFF} - Braklet drags Ocha905 down beautifully.
1 : 23.53 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance has it.
1 : 23.57 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to myblueroan.
1 : 24.04 {rW} - He handpasses to Braklet.
1 : 24.08 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Dingster was well placed to clean up.
1 : 24.12 {C} - Dingster has a bounce.
1 : 24.18 {C} - Handballs to Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 24.22 {rW} - He tries to find FreoGirl with a chip pass.
1 : 24.28 {rW} - FreoGirl marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 24.32 {rW} - FreoGirl signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 24.38 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Hoos.
1 : 24.43 {lHFF} - Hoos can't mark. Purple7x08_24 can.
1 : 24.47 {rHBF} - Now Purple7x08_24 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.53 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 24.57 {rHBF} - Where did Hoos come from? Great tackle.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Ophidian Old Boys : 4.0.24
Coney Island Warriors : 2.1.13
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OK usual start for us, the reigning premiers are in for another easy win.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Activity banter lads? Come on now, you can do better than that. At least the sim likes you. In fact the match is about to start, should be a comfortable win for you given how confident you sound. Let's read the fatherly comedic stylings of philreich shall we?

No Bob you were right it's all luck and no skill. Congrats to the Warriors and cheers for the past week. Commiserations OOB's but they can knock us down, but we'll always get back up again.

 

[Tonga Bob]

2 : 13.5 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden has possession.
2 : 13.54 {lHBF} - Pumps it long for thewizardmelon.
2 : 14 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
2 : 14.04 {lHBF} - With the ball is thewizardmelon.
2 : 14.1 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon is crunched in a tackle by Mesc.
2 : 14.15 {lHFF} - With the ball is brian_muz.
2 : 14.19 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to Mesc.
2 : 14.25 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to brian_muz.
2 : 14.29 {rHFF} - He tries to find Mesc with a chip pass.
2 : 14.35 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of Mesc.
2 : 14.39 {rHFF} - Mesc looks downfield.
2 : 14.43 {lW} - He handpasses to FootyGuy13.
2 : 14.49 {lW} - FootyGuy13 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 14.53 {lHFF} - He's still going.
2 : 15 {lHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for brian_muz. myblueroan lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 15.04 {rHBF} - myblueroan turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 15.1 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 15.14 {lHBF} - No mark taken as thewizardmelon and Mesc wrestle for position.
2 : 15.18 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon has a paddock.
2 : 15.24 {rW} - Kicks to a contest - FreoGirl looks to get to thre front.
2 : 15.28 {rW} - FootyGuy13 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 15.35 {lW} - FootyGuy13 looks downfield.
2 : 15.38 {rHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Mesc.
2 : 15.45 {rHFF} - Mesc and thewizardmelon both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 15.49 {rHFF} - Mesc takes off.
2 : 15.53 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 16 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 16.04 {rHFF} - Mesc on the end of this.
2 : 16.08 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 16.14 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 16.18 {FF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 16.24 {FF} - Now The Filth Wizard has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 16.28 {FF} - The Filth Wizard flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
2 : 16.34 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to The Filth Wizard.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 5.6.36
2 : 16.38 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
2 : 16.49 {rW} - Elton Johns Wig assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 16.53 {C} - Gives the ball to Dingster.
2 : 17 {C} - Handballs to Over The Post.
2 : 17.04 {rHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of DemurePrincess.
2 : 17.07 {rHFF} - raffrox did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 17.14 {lHBF} - raffrox looking for a lead.
2 : 17.17 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of Tonga Bob.
2 : 17.24 {rW} - Over the head of Tonga Bob.
2 : 17.28 {rW} - Tonga Bob dances around Mrs Turbo.
2 : 17.34 {rW} - Looks like a change.
2 : 17.38 - <<< toxic is trading places with raffrox >>>
2 : 17.49 {rW} - Tonga Bob has a paddock.
2 : 17.53 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Ocha905.
2 : 17.59 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by brian_muz and kicks in that direction.
2 : 18.03 {lHFF} - myblueroan gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 18.07 {lHFF} - brian_muz weaves through the congestion.
2 : 18.13 {lHFF} - myblueroan has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
2 : 18.17 {rHBF} - myblueroan has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 18.23 {rHBF} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
2 : 18.28 - <<< FreoGirl is trading places with U2tigers >>>
2 : 18.38 {rHBF} - myblueroan looking for a lead.
2 : 18.42 {rHBF} - That's deliberate out of bounds.
2 : 18.48 {lHFF} - Now brian_muz has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 18.52 {rFP} - Hurried kick towards Piggy Smalls.
2 : 18.59 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls misjudges it and it's an easy mark to FreoGirl.
2 : 19.03 {lBP} - FreoGirl has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 19.07 {lBP} - FreoGirl is tackled beautifully by Piggy Smalls.
2 : 19.13 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 19.17 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls may even have goaled.
2 : 19.23 {rFP} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 1 for Piggy Smalls.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 6.6.42
2 : 19.28 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
2 : 19.38 {lW} - Who wants it? Mrs Turbo does. Great stuff.
2 : 19.42 {lW} - Tonga Bob gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 19.48 {rW} - Tonga Bob fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 19.52 {CHF} - Dinsdale calls for it.
2 : 19.59 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 20.02 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Dinsdale wins possession.
2 : 20.07 - <<< Reginald Perrin is coming on to replace raffrox >>>
2 : 20.17 {CHF} - Dinsdale assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 20.23 {CHF} - Dinsdale takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 20.27 {rFP} - His kick is hurried.
2 : 20.31 {rFP} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to FreoGirl.
2 : 20.37 {rBP} - Its hard and tough but King Tenz wins possession.
2 : 20.42 {lHBF} - He rewards the thewizardmelon lead.
2 : 20.48 {lHBF} - But the kick goes straight to Mesc.
2 : 20.52 {rHFF} - Mesc with a little space.
2 : 20.58 {rHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 21.02 {rHFF} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Mesc.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 6.7.43
2 : 21.13 {FB} - Now FreoGirl has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 21.17 {FB} - FreoGirl has a bounce.
2 : 21.23 {lBP} - FreoGirl screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 21.27 {lBP} - Piggy Smalls intercepts the kick and marks.
2 : 21.31 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 21.37 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls sells the dummy and has a shot.
2 : 21.42 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls likes it and so does the goal umpire.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
2 : 21.47 {C} - spudmaster times his jump well and wins the tap.
2 : 21.58 {lW} - FootyGuy13 picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 22.02 {rW} - Handpasses to Tonga Bob.
2 : 22.06 {CHF} - Dinsdale and Tigerturbulance jostle for position.
2 : 22.13 {CHF} - Dinsdale appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 22.17 {CHF} - Dinsdale has a paddock.
2 : 22.23 {CHF} - Dinsdale bounces the ball.
2 : 22.27 {lFP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 22.31 {lFP} - King Tenz monsters zackah.
2 : 22.37 {rBP} - King Tenz has possession.
2 : 22.42 {rBP} - He involves Elton Johns Wig in the play.
2 : 22.47 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Over The Post.
2 : 22.52 {rBP} - Someone call an ambulance for Over The Post. spudmaster lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 22.58 {lFP} - zackah has possession.
2 : 23.02 {lFP} - This will be a goal to zackah.
2 : 23.06 {lFP} - zackah says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 8.7.55
2 : 23.12 {C} - Over The Post is outbodied in the ruck contest.
2 : 23.22 {lW} - Ocha905 assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 23.27 {lW} - Hands it off to FootyGuy13.
2 : 23.31 {lW} - Hands it off to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 23.37 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to spudmaster.
2 : 23.41 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory receives his handpass.
2 : 23.47 {C} - He gets a handpass to pantskyle.
2 : 23.51 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Ocha905.
2 : 23.57 {C} - Braklet rides Ocha905 into the ground.
2 : 24.01 {C} - Dingster breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 24.06 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of DemurePrincess.
2 : 24.12 {rHFF} - Straight down the throat of the leading DemurePrincess.
2 : 24.16 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess takes off.
2 : 24.22 {FF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
2 : 24.27 {FF} - Shocking kick and Raveneyes will take the mark.
2 : 24.31 {rBP} - Nobody's checking Reginald Perrin.
2 : 24.37 {rBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 24.41 {lHBF} - He looks for toxic.
2 : 24.47 {lHBF} - DemurePrincess gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 24.51 {rHFF} - So DemurePrincess ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 24.55 {FF} - BRAB trying to offer a lead.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 8.7.55
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Hold the fort! Are the qooty gods smiling on us or are we destined for more simhousery? Let's see what happens in the second half shall we?

 

[myblueroan]

Good win Wazzas!

Nice and fun chats

Ta Phil Reich.

 

[Tonga Bob]

3 : 16.1 {C} - Superb ruckwork from spudmaster.
3 : 16.2 {C} - Braklet streaming down the ground.
3 : 16.24 {lHFF} - Hoos and Purple7x08_24 jostle for position.
3 : 16.28 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 upset the marking attempt by Hoos.
3 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Hoos tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 16.38 {lHFF} - He's brought down by Purple7x08_24.
3 : 16.45 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 16.49 {rHBF} - Gives the ball to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 16.53 {C} - A kick in the general direction of pantskyle.
3 : 17 {C} - The ball drops short of pantskyle.
3 : 17.04 {C} - pantskyle through heavy traffic.
3 : 17.1 {lW} - FootyGuy13 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 17.14 {lW} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 17.2 {lW} - FootyGuy13 looks downfield.
3 : 17.24 {lW} - There's the move we expected.
3 : 17.28 - <<< toxic is trading places with Barrybran >>>
3 : 17.38 {lW} - Running with the ball is FootyGuy13.
3 : 17.45 {lW} - Hands it off to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 17.49 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 17.53 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 17.59 {rHFF} - Mesc takes them on.
3 : 18.03 {rHFF} - Mesc sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 18.09 {rHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
3 : 18.13 {rHFF} - Top goal.
Ophidian Old Boys : 6.2.38
Coney Island Warriors : 12.7.79
3 : 18.17 {C} - spudmaster waits and wins the hitout.
3 : 18.28 {rW} - Nobody's checking Tonga Bob.
3 : 18.34 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 18.38 {CHF} - A flat punt.
3 : 18.45 {CHF} - Dinsdale and Tigerturbulance both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 18.48 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 18.53 {rHBF} - Quick hands to myblueroan under pressure.
3 : 18.59 {rHBF} - myblueroan dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 19.03 {CHB} - Gives the ball to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 19.09 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 19.13 {rW} - U2tigers appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 19.17 {C} - pantskyle does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 19.23 {lW} - Spears a kick towards FootyGuy13.
3 : 19.28 {lW} - U2tigers is in the way and will mark.
3 : 19.34 {lW} - Mrs Turbo streaming down the ground.
3 : 19.38 {CHF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 19.44 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
3 : 19.48 {CHB} - Quality gather by TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 19.52 {lW} - That kick makes it hard for FootyGuy13.
3 : 19.59 {lW} - U2tigers gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 20.02 {lW} - Now FootyGuy13 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.09 {lW} - Handpass to space. Ocha905 runs onto it.
3 : 20.13 {CHB} - Gives the ball to TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 20.17 {rW} - He looks for Tonga Bob.
3 : 20.23 {rW} - Tonga Bob is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 20.27 {rW} - Tonga Bob streaming down the ground.
3 : 20.34 {C} - Quick hands to pantskyle under pressure.
3 : 20.37 {C} - Dingster makes sure that the kick goes nowhere.
3 : 20.44 {C} - Dingster hits the ground running.
3 : 20.48 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 20.52 {C} - Handballs to Braklet.
3 : 20.58 {lW} - Flicks it to Mrs Turbo.
3 : 21.02 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
3 : 21.08 {rHFF} - But in the way is Barrybran.
3 : 21.13 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 21.17 {CHB} - Huge handpass to TheInjuryFactory. As good as a kick.
3 : 21.23 {CHB} - TheInjuryFactory has time to take a bounce.
3 : 21.27 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar didn't see that tackle coming from Robertio.
3 : 21.33 {CHF} - Robertio hits the ground running.
3 : 21.37 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Over The Post.
3 : 21.43 {CHF} - Passes to Robertio by hand.
3 : 21.47 {rHFF} - Handballs to DemurePrincess.
3 : 21.52 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess loves a shot at goal.
3 : 21.58 {rHFF} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
Ophidian Old Boys : 6.3.39
Coney Island Warriors : 12.7.79
3 : 22.08 {FB} - With the ball is toxic.
3 : 22.13 {FB} - kenneyswarriors has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
3 : 22.17 {rFP} - Juddgement Day wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 22.23 {rFP} - No-look handpass to Over The Post.
3 : 22.27 {rFP} - Over The Post wants a goal.
3 : 22.33 {rFP} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Over The Post.
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.3.45
Coney Island Warriors : 12.7.79
3 : 22.37 {C} - Over The Post had that ruck contest all to themself.
3 : 22.47 {C} - Ocha905 slowing down the play.
3 : 22.52 {rW} - Handpass to space. Tonga Bob runs onto it.
3 : 22.58 {CHF} - He rewards the Dinsdale lead.
3 : 23.02 {CHF} - Dinsdale too strong for Tigerturbulance.
3 : 23.06 {CHF} - Now Dinsdale has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.12 - <<< raffrox is coming on to replace zackah >>>
3 : 23.22 {CHF} - Dinsdale has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.27 {lFP} - Searching pass in the direction of raffrox.
3 : 23.32 {lFP} - But the kick goes straight to King Tenz.
3 : 23.37 {rBP} - King Tenz takes off.
3 : 23.41 {CHB} - A measured kick in the direction of Tigerturbulance.
3 : 23.47 {CHB} - But Dinsdale is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 23.51 {rHFF} - Now Mesc has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.57 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards Dinsdale.
3 : 24.01 {CHF} - Dinsdale appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 24.06 {CHF} - Dinsdale picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 24.12 {rHFF} - Mesc runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 24.16 {rHFF} - Mesc sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 24.22 {rHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
3 : 24.27 {rHFF} - Top goal.
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.3.45
Coney Island Warriors : 13.7.85
3 : 24.32 {C} - Elton Johns Wig wins the tap decisively.
3 : 24.41 {rW} - Tonga Bob with a little space.
3 : 24.47 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Dinsdale was well placed to clean up.
3 : 24.51 {CHF} - This could be goal of the match.
3 : 24.57 {CHF} - Just a minor score to Dinsdale.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.3.45
Coney Island Warriors : 13.8.86
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Ophidian Old Boys : 7.3.45
Coney Island Warriors : 13.8.86

Holy crap philreich are you sure you're posting the right match? The sim's darlings are being simhoused. This isn't meant to happen, everyone was saying that the result was a forgone conclusion. Winners win and losers lose and such and such.

I'm sure the script will revert to type in the final quarter. Not beyond us to give up a 41 point lead in 25 minutes, Right?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Pull the finger old Old Boys

 

[DemurePrincess]

Holy crap philreich are you sure you're posting the right match? The sim's darlings are being simhoused. This isn't meant to happen, everyone was saying that the result was a forgone conclusion. Winners win and losers lose and such and such.

I'm sure the script will revert to type in the final quarter. Not beyond us to give up a 41 point lead in 25 minutes, Right?

Just accept the win!

 

[Tonga Bob]

4 : 14.39 {C} - Long tap from Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 14.49 {lW} - With the ball is FootyGuy13.
4 : 14.56 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards pantskyle.
4 : 15 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 15.06 {C} - Dingster dances around pantskyle.
4 : 15.1 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of DemurePrincess.
4 : 15.14 {rHFF} - Great grab by DemurePrincess.
4 : 15.21 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess has possession.
4 : 15.24 {rHFF} - He handpasses to Braklet.
4 : 15.31 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 15.35 {FF} - BRAB and Raveneyes both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 15.41 {FB} - So Raveneyes ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 15.45 {FB} - spudmaster runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 15.49 {FB} - Raveneyes runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 15.55 {lBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Freofalcon.
4 : 16 {rBP} - toxic screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 16.04 {rBP} - toxic brushes kenneyswarriors aside and takes the mark.
4 : 16.1 {rBP} - toxic takes off.
4 : 16.14 - <<< Irish BlueBagger is coming on to replace Hoos >>>
4 : 16.24 {rBP} - toxic signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 16.3 {rBP} - toxic dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 16.34 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 16.38 {rBP} - Passes to Ocha905 by hand.
4 : 16.45 {rBP} - Huge handpass to toxic. As good as a kick.
4 : 16.49 {rBP} - Fires out the handpass to Ocha905.
4 : 16.55 {lBP} - A short kick to Freofalcon.
4 : 17 {lBP} - Shocking kick and Juddgement Day will take the mark.
4 : 17.04 {FF} - BRAB to send the ball forward.
4 : 17.1 {FF} - BRAB has a bounce.
4 : 17.14 {FF} - BRAB steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 17.2 {FF} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
Ophidian Old Boys : 9.4.58
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
4 : 17.3 {FB} - Freofalcon has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.34 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 17.38 {lBP} - Juddgement Day drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 17.45 {rFP} - The ball is now with Juddgement Day.
4 : 17.49 {rFP} - Juddgement Day - about 45 metres and not much angle.
4 : 17.55 {rFP} - Juddgement Day says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Ophidian Old Boys : 10.4.64
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
4 : 17.59 {C} - Elton Johns Wig taps it down.
4 : 18.09 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Over The Post wins possession.
4 : 18.13 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 18.19 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to Over The Post.
4 : 18.23 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Braklet.
4 : 18.3 {rHFF} - Someone call a dentist. Braklet has run into Ocha905 and is hurting.
4 : 18.34 {lHBF} - Barrybran with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 18.38 {lHBF} - Barrybran dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 18.45 {C} - He tries to find pantskyle with a chip pass.
4 : 18.48 {C} - pantskyle gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
4 : 18.55 {C} - Nobody's checking pantskyle.
4 : 18.59 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 19.03 {C} - pantskyle receives his handpass.
4 : 19.09 {C} - pantskyle takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 19.13 {CHF} - He's still going.
4 : 19.19 {CHF} - Dinsdale is tackled beautifully by Tigerturbulance.
4 : 19.23 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance has possession.
4 : 19.3 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for U2tigers.
4 : 19.34 {rW} - Spoilt by FootyGuy13.
4 : 19.38 {rW} - Now U2tigers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 19.44 {rW} - U2tigers has wild shot at goal.
4 : 19.48 {rW} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Ophidian Old Boys : 11.4.70
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
4 : 19.55 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 20.02 {C} - Running with the ball is Ocha905.
4 : 20.09 {lW} - He elects to use FootyGuy13 and kicks in that direction.
4 : 20.13 {lW} - FootyGuy13 FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
4 : 20.19 {lW} - FootyGuy13 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.23 {CHF} - A short kick to Dinsdale.
4 : 20.27 {CHF} - Ohhh Dinsdale! You beauty! Sensational grab.
4 : 20.34 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Dinsdale.
4 : 20.37 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards brian_muz.
4 : 20.44 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of brian_muz.
4 : 20.48 {lHFF} - A bit of space for brian_muz to utilise.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - That's a telling goal from brian_muz.
Ophidian Old Boys : 11.4.70
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106
4 : 21.02 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 21.13 {C} - Running with the ball is Dingster.
4 : 21.19 {C} - Handpass to space. Elton Johns Wig runs onto it.
4 : 21.23 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Braklet.
4 : 21.27 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 21.33 {CHF} - Elton Johns Wig has time to take a bounce.
4 : 21.37 {FF} - A kick towards BRAB territory.
4 : 21.43 {FF} - BRAB can't mark. Raveneyes can.
4 : 21.47 {rBP} - toxic breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 21.53 {FB} - Quick hands to Raveneyes under pressure.
4 : 21.58 {lHBF} - Barrybran calls for it.
4 : 22.02 {lHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 22.08 {CHF} - Robertio has a paddock.
4 : 22.13 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar monsters Robertio.
4 : 22.19 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 22.23 {rW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Tonga Bob.
4 : 22.27 {rW} - Tonga Bob and Mrs Turbo both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 22.33 {rW} - Tonga Bob streaming down the ground.
4 : 22.37 {rW} - Too high.
4 : 22.43 {lW} - Mrs Turbo looking for a lead.
4 : 22.47 {lW} - An underground handpass to Over The Post.
4 : 22.53 {lW} - Over The Post has a bounce.
4 : 22.58 {lW} - A poor handpass but Mrs Turbo is up to the challenge.
4 : 23.02 {lW} - But Mrs Turbo tripped up Tonga Bob.
4 : 23.08 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has it.
4 : 23.12 {lW} - FootyGuy13 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 23.19 {lHFF} - He has another one.
4 : 23.22 {lHFF} - Flicks it to spudmaster.
4 : 23.27 {FF} - His kick is towards The Filth Wizard.
4 : 23.32 {FF} - But Harvey Manfrenjensenden is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 23.37 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 23.43 {lHBF} - He looks for thewizardmelon.
4 : 23.47 {lHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 23.53 {lHFF} - So brian_muz ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 23.57 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. spudmaster runs onto it.
4 : 24.02 {rHFF} - Mesc runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.08 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Dinsdale.
4 : 24.12 {CHF} - Dinsdale takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 24.18 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 24.22 {FF} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 24.27 {FF} - The Filth Wizard picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 24.32 {FF} - The Filth Wizard is tackled beautifully by Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
4 : 24.37 {lBP} - Irish BlueBagger hits the ground running.
4 : 24.43 {rBP} - Gives the ball to tigerland_1720.
4 : 24.47 {CHB} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Tigerturbulance.
4 : 24.51 {CHB} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 24.57 {CHF} - Dinsdale with a little space.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Ophidian Old Boys : 11.4.70
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106
=====================================



Match Over!

OK mate when are you posting the real match?

 

[philreich]

OK mate when are you posting the real match?

When the Gold Coast Suns win a flag.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well well well, how the turntables. Seems the sim heard the overconfident predictions and chose violence. Ah well, I'm sure a good run was had.

Thanks for hosting us Ophidians. You're always a point of difference to these parts and the visit makes for an interesting week, even though the access level thing is a bit racist but that's cool we've stolen anything that wasn't nailed down. That's why there's only [checks notes] one and a half of us here - the rest are on qBay funding our end of season trip. The SFA memorabilia market is quite hot right now, and if we can't win a premiership we can at least sell moody junk from clubs that do win one. All the best for the rest of the season to you and yours.

Thanks philreich for your time and effort this afternoon. I see you and I appreciate you. I won't next week but I do now and that's what counts.

Soak it in Wazzas, we've defied the pundits (along with common sense) and bloody well won a qooty match! Onto next week.

​

 

[Robertio]

Activity banter lads? Come on now, you can do better than that. At least the sim likes you. In fact the match is about to start, should be a comfortable win for you given how confident you sound. Let's read the fatherly comedic stylings of philreich shall we?

My comment was about this mate

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Ophidian Old Boys: <none>
Coney Island Warriors: <none>

I shouldn't have to explain it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

My comment was about this mate

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Ophidian Old Boys: <none>
Coney Island Warriors: <none>

I shouldn't have to explain it.

Well you do have to explain it if I don't read it!

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Just woke up. Did we win guys?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Just woke up. Did we win guys?

Are you sitting down mate?

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Are you sitting down mate?

So What happened? ELI5

 

[pantskyle]

Suck shit opposition.