Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ The Eyrie

[Mobbs]

Happy 600th game Mobbs

Cheers. I'm old.

 

[Mobbs]

SpecialBruce 50 Roys FFC games. Get around him! (He'll piss all over you but if you'd tolerate it with a pet ...)

 

[Mobbs]

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“I tipped this.”

I asked a couple of old friends to sum 3KZ is Football up in one word:

 

[Wosh]

Cheers. I'm old.

So he gets cheers and I get told to shut up!

You always did love me the best.

 

[Mobbs]

So he gets cheers and I get told to shut up!

You always did love me the best.

I trust Clarkey to listen to me on at least rare occasions

 

[3KZ is Football]

I asked a couple of old friends to sum 3KZ is Football up in one word:

 

[Wosh]

I trust Clarkey to listen to me on at least rare occasions

If we all listened to you Mobbs we’d have 30 teams and no one posting.
Enjoy your milestone with a D sandwich and a beer

 

[Mobbs]

If we all listened to you Mobbs we’d have 30 teams and no one posting.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Congrats on 600 games to my friend Mobbs

Your ability to completely negate Pop Culture references and continually make me laugh out loud is the reason I am still here in the Sweet FA to this day. You are a gentleman and scholar and I cannot wait to make mince meat out of you and your team once again today.

All love my friend.

 

[Phar Ace]

Can confirm I do fit in the back of police cars

Plural, interesting

 

[Mobbs]

Plural, interesting

Pies.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Today is a stressful day. Not only are the Dogs playing for finals but I gotta perform at my best for Mobbs which hasn't happened in seasons

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Plural, interesting

I have always wondered why the US police don't have paddy wagons. Simple thing to toss the idiot in the back and drive back to the station by which time things would have cooled down.

Imagine having a very drunk, soon to throw up, miscreant handcuffed in the back seat of the car.

 

[Mooch]

A disaster at the Canterbury canteen today. We have lots of dimmies but no soy sauce

Happy 600th game Mobbs you legend
Mooch

It’s no secret, it’s even on Hate ’s sfa+ !

Dammit Mobbs.

 

[Mooch]

Today is a stressful day. Not only are the Dogs playing for finals but I gotta perform at my best for Mobbs which hasn't happened in seasons

Looks to be going to plan so far but there is still a long way to go.

 

[TY24]

Plural, interesting

 

[Mooch]

What can actually be said about Mobbs that hasn't already? Well lots probably. Mobbs, the builder of worlds, the builder of communities, and the builder of teams

On the first day Mobbs created Qooty. And he saw this it was bad. He didn't need a reason for creating it, he just did.
So on the second day he made it better, removed a few bugs and simmed some Russian games. Mobbs does love an Eastern European league.
By the third day, it was clear that he had something here. But Mobbs being Mobbs he didn't really want to talk about it.
On the 4th day the kernel of an ID of a league featuring real people other than Ukranians, Romanians, and Kaza Krg Kyh Belarussians popped into his head, and the Sweet FA was born.
On the 5th day, he founded the Hurricanes. The Hurricanes .... existed ... and match threads were busy affairs. Sometimes even with double digit posting numbers.
On day 6, Roys FFC was formed. The Roys were actually like a proper team that properly competed. Even won a premiership or three.
And then on day 7, Mobbs hit 600 games played. SIX HUNDRED people. What an effort. Thank you Mobbsy.

It has to be said that Mobbs has had a pretty varied career. From startup teams and expansion teams, to a long-standing love affair with the Roys and the Sweet FA in general.

Awards:
Hall of Fame
League Admin
Frankston Rover award x 2
Premiership x 3
Roy's Life Member
Roy's Club Captain x8
Yippyio medalist
Oddly never won the Broken Medal (Roys BnF) which - in light of Mobbs modesty and never shining a light on himself - suggests this award is probably rigged and should be subject to a royal commission.

He has played in every position and racked up every stat - and is in the top 10 in league history in many of them. Including in frees against - Some same he is unlucky, some say he is an absolute grub. No comment from me.
Career stats courtesy of Hate and the beyond excellent Sweet FA+

	Totals.	Avg	League Rank
Games	599		2nd
HitOuts	236	0.39	125th
Kicks	3559	5.94	10th
Marks	2036	3.40	2nd
Handballs	3246	5.42	10th
Tackles	502	0.84	73rd
Frees For	441	0.74	24th
Frees Agnst	518	0.86	6th
Goals	243	0.41	83rd
Behinds	172	0.29	65th
Disposals	6805	11.36	8th
DreamTeam	26038	43.47	11th

Ladies and gentlemen, there can only be one. And TheInjuryFactory probably summed it up best (love your work sir, hope you don't mind me re-sharing here)..

 

[Itsmyshow]

It would only be right to hand Mobbs a loss on this momentous occasion...

He just hasn't been the same since changing his name from Mobbenfuhrer.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

A disaster at the Canterbury canteen today. We have lots of dimmies but no soy sauce

FFS

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Can't wait to ruin the celebration

 

[Mobbs]

What can actually be said about Mobbs that hasn't already? Well lots probably. Mobbs, the builder of worlds, the builder of communities, and the builder of teams

On the first day Mobbs created Qooty. And he saw this it was bad. He didn't need a reason for creating it, he just did.
So on the second day he made it better, removed a few bugs and simmed some Russian games. Mobbs does love an Eastern European league.
By the third day, it was clear that he had something here. But Mobbs being Mobbs he didn't really want to talk about it.
On the 4th day the kernel of an ID of a league featuring real people other than Ukranians, Romanians, and Kaza Krg Kyh Belarussians popped into his head, and the Sweet FA was born.
On the 5th day, he founded the Hurricanes. The Hurricanes .... existed ... and match threads were busy affairs. Sometimes even with double digit posting numbers.
On day 6, Roys FFC was formed. The Roys were actually like a proper team that properly competed. Even won a premiership or three.
And then on day 7, Mobbs hit 600 games played. SIX HUNDRED people. What an effort. Thank you Mobbsy.

It has to be said that Mobbs has had a pretty varied career. From startup teams and expansion teams, to a long-standing love affair with the Roys and the Sweet FA in general.

Awards:
Hall of Fame
League Admin
Frankston Rover award x 2
Premiership x 3
Roy's Life Member
Roy's Club Captain x8
Yippyio medalist
Oddly never won the Broken Medal (Roys BnF) which - in light of Mobbs modesty and never shining a light on himself - suggests this award is probably rigged and should be subject to a royal commission.

He has played in every position and racked up every stat - and is in the top 10 in league history in many of them. Including in frees against - Some same he is unlucky, some say he is an absolute grub. No comment from me.
Career stats courtesy of Hate and the beyond excellent Sweet FA+

	Totals.	Avg	League Rank
Games	599		2nd
HitOuts	236	0.39	125th
Kicks	3559	5.94	10th
Marks	2036	3.40	2nd
Handballs	3246	5.42	10th
Tackles	502	0.84	73rd
Frees For	441	0.74	24th
Frees Agnst	518	0.86	6th
Goals	243	0.41	83rd
Behinds	172	0.29	65th
Disposals	6805	11.36	8th
DreamTeam	26038	43.47	11th

Ladies and gentlemen, there can only be one. And TheInjuryFactory probably summed it up best (love your work sir, hope you don't mind me re-sharing here)..
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In true Russian style, absolutely replete with disinformation!

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[TheGoatBaron]

The storms are here

 

[DemurePrincess]

The storms are here

Keep safe xx

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Keep safe xx

Just got Patrick to shelter in time. Still wonky on his front legs

 

[DemurePrincess]

Just got Patrick to shelter in time. Still wonky on his front legs

What about Helga?