Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[Firestarter]

To be fair to you, if I was at the Rats, I’d do the same…

Ever since my dumb c---s lost to West Coast.

 

[DenieD]

Oh shit, didn’t realise this was banter. Uh, I mean great stuff!

 

[Pugsley]

There's nothing wrong with the water in the Torrens - as long as you chew it properly.

I may have contributed to the issue on grand final day in 1997 and 1998.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Ever since my dumb c---s lost to West Coast.

At least there is hope with JHF, Duursma and Xerri

 

[Firestarter]

I may have contributed to the issue on grand final day in 1997 and 1998.

(Multiple eye twitches)

 

[King Tenz]

MrsEddieBetts - come & say hi to The OOBs

MrsEddieBetts was one of my low-key favourite posters in my first season.

Very underrated.

We need to show more love to the match thread only posters. Life blood of the league.

 

[Firestarter]

At least there is hope with JHF, Duursma and Xerri

Ugh...

I just don't care as long as we're not last.

 

[philreich]

Research was done recently on the leading cause of dry skin, and the results are surprising. Apparenly it's towels.

 

[thewizardmelon]

MrsEddieBetts was one of my low-key favourite posters in my first season.

Very underrated.

We need to show more love to the match thread only posters. Life blood of the league.

Mrs EB v Mrs Turbo? Now that’s a showdown I want tickets for!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Ugh...

I just don't care as long as we're not last.

Last is probably going to be the

Spoiler

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[Pugsley]

(Multiple eye twitches)

It was a contribution.

 

[King Tenz]

kenneyswarriors We're back in action mate. We look forward to seeing you when you're ready.

I miss kenneyswarriors so damn much. Honestly my favourite person in the whole league.

 

[Firestarter]

It was a contribution.

Handing out the water was more than enough

 

[Pugsley]

Handing out the water was more than enough

There is always carrots

 

[philreich]

Already pawning off old philreich to the Warriors after one day?

There's more chance of TedDougChris going to the Bombers.

 

[DenieD]

Research was done recently on the leading cause of dry skin, and the results are surprising. Apparenly it's towels.

Research was done recently on what most people consider to be the most punchable face.

After surveying 1000 people in the Sin City region, this is what they came up with:

 

[Firestarter]

Research was done recently on what most people consider to be the most punchable face.

After surveying 1000 people in the Sin City region, this is what they came up with:
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All sixteen pixels.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I'm not much of an expert on the US truck brands, but as far as the European ones go i do like the Scanias the best.

Scania and Volvo both Swedish companies seem to be considered the best by the experts in this field.

 

[King Tenz]

Research was done recently on the leading cause of dry skin, and the results are surprising. Apparenly it's towels.

Switching to drying myself off butt naked with a pedestal fan going forward.

 

[BloodySwan]

I forgot how quickly Old Boys threads can grow. I can only assume the team really are old retired people with no jobs

 

[DenieD]

There's more chance of TedDougChris going to the Bombers.

Last seen Dec 6, 2023

Based on the Old Boys recruiting practices, it seems like Ted is destined to be an Old Boy next season.

 

[King Tenz]

I forgot how quickly Old Boys threads can grow. I can only assume the team really are old retired people with no jobs

Hey man, if you want a dead thread go join the Dragons match thread.

That'll be more your speed mate.

 

[The_Kraken]

Just throwing your rookie into the flames

Careful what you wish for

 

[DenieD]

All sixteen pixels.

AI tried its best to configure philreich's face, but could only get so many pixels until it blew up from his sheer ugliness.

 

[Pugsley]

I miss kenneyswarriors so damn much. Honestly my favourite person in the whole league.

He is quality.