Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

[sabso]

Ewwwwwww that’s lazy but those things are fabulous just saying lol

As a dude who’s had major operations under general anaesthetic they are far from it, especially in the mornings

Oh sorry wrong thread. Have fun guys see you later

 

[spudmaster]

As a dude who’s had major operations under general anaesthetic they are far from it, especially in the mornings

Oh sorry wrong thread. Have fun guys see you later

Those penis-reduction ops are the worst though to be fair.
Hope you're enjoying not tripping over it any more though.

 

[Jabba73]

Do you know what deeply closeted means?

Sounds like Narnia business ...

 

[sabso]

Those penis-reduction ops are the worst though to be fair.
Hope you're enjoying not tripping over it any more though.

Love ya spuds. In fact one was a penis-reduction operation

 

[Jabba73]

Turkish delight is amazing the first time you have one then they taste like shit

Real Turkish Delight is well named.

The plastic crap passed off as the real thing by Cadbury is vomit worthy.

 

[Bovo]

How do they inflate the balloon for you mate bc ouch mother ****er

True story. So apparently I was prone to pulling my catheter out. One day I pulled it out and my wife and one of the nurses gave me a good lecture and told me the doctor would be in soon to put it back. I have no memory of this but I confused the janitor who came in to replace the bin lining with the doctor and apparently I pulled back the covers and said “cmon then let’s get this over with”. Oh well. These things happen!

 

[Jabba73]

No supporting your teammates is not a sign of leadership. Even Kane Cornes supported his teammates. Leadership is literally setting the tone and example and ensuring your teammates don’t stray too far from that example.

Oh.

Is that where I went wrong? Good to know ...

 

[spudmaster]

Real Turkish Delight is well named.

The plastic crap passed off as the real thing by Cadbury is vomit worthy.

Fussy buggers the lot of ya!
Chocolate is chocolate - you could dip a dog turd in chocolate and I'd just pretend I was eating a picnic bar.

 

[Bovo]

Fussy buggers the lot of ya!
Chocolate is chocolate - you could dip a dog turd in chocolate and I'd just pretend I was eating a picnic bar.

Nom nom nom

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sounds like Narnia business ...

 

[Jabba73]

One eye that way, the other eye that way and the other eye that way. It will make sense after a few glasses of Kraken

I remember that time you drank so much it straightened out your eyesight.

Was a confusing time for all ....

 

[DemurePrincess]

Real Turkish Delight is well named.

The plastic crap passed off as the real thing by Cadbury is vomit worthy.

 

[Jabba73]

Fussy buggers the lot of ya!
Chocolate is chocolate - you could dip a dog turd in chocolate and I'd just pretend I was eating a picnic bar.

Hmmm, about that ...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Fussy buggers the lot of ya!
Chocolate is chocolate - you could dip a dog turd in chocolate and I'd just pretend I was eating a picnic bar.

wtf!?!! Umm! Dog shit dipped and chocolate are not the same thing just sayin…. Only thing in common with a picnic bar is the wonky shape fella!

 

[Jabba73]

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Hiya Wazzas, we've had a week off from this place but just like the Godfather we've been pulled back in. This is our eighth KYO for the season, and we've moved onto the Baghdad Bombers. Baghdad is of course the capital of Iraq, which shares a border with Turkey or Türkiye or whatever they call themselves. So it will come as no surprise (unless you thought I was gonna go with the Cherry Ripe) that the chocolate bar I'm using to desribe the Bombers (oh ok cherry bomb I get it now) is the Turkish Delight. [FUN FACT: I was going to choose Coconut Rough in honour of my cousin CursingFijian but his mum didn't want me to do him dirty like that].

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Just like the Babylonians, the Turkish Delight (or lokum if you want to use the native vernacular) is another one of those chocolate bars that polarise the population, has a thin coating of brown stuff which is kind of hard but kind of not over the top of a soft gelatinous centre and tastes like rosewater & diabetes. They have staying power in that they're normally the last ones picked from a box of Favourites but they have some die hard fans out there. Apparently they have 60% less fat now, probably because Pugsley left.

Have yourselves a week fellas!​

Hey Bobby, why didn’t you tag the loudest cooney island warrior himself?

Seems a bit of an oversight.

 

[FootyGuy13]

I'm sorry, what?
Please tell me those two remarks were unrelated and you did not just imply the mighty, loved by all and sundry, Cherry Ripe is in fact the worst chocolate bar in the confectionery aisle?

 

[Raz]

Oh come on! It’s a holiday place of fun…. If there isn’t one ice cream stand to dazzle all those taste buds then I’d be shocked!

No idea lol I never goto amusement places to eat icecream I too busy waiting in line for the next ride

 

[Raz]

No ice cream but plenty of glizzies

Ok googled that it is either a gun or a hotdog apparently

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Durka durka jihad.

 

[spudmaster]

No idea lol I never goto amusement places to eat icecream I too busy waiting in line for the next ride

You'd have better luck getting me in a room with a spider than on one of those carny rides!

Quite content with the feet being firmly planted safely on the ground thankyou muchly.

This was me back in my braver days, however.

 

[spudmaster]

Durka durka jihad.

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The farty pants episode!

 

[Grav]

Was a tourist hotspot then it got old and decrepit

And those tourists also became old & decrepit & called themselves the Coney Island Warriors.

Happy whatever day it is, oh yeah! It’s Hump Day

 

[spudmaster]

And those tourists also became old & decrepit & called themselves the Coney Island Warriors.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

wtf!?!! Umm! Dog shit dipped and chocolate are not the same thing just sayin…. Only thing in common with a picnic bar is the wonky shape fella!

 

[Bovo]

I remember that time you drank so much it straightened out your eyesight.

Was a confusing time for all ....

Let’s not do that again