Media Serial Stats: S30 Top 20 Sweet FA Gatecrashers | End of Season Rankings: #1 Revealed!

[serial_thrilla]

Callums_Guns (DEM)

Gatecrashing Score: 80.0
Threads Crashed: 10
Invasive Posts: 40
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (31 posts)

Coming in at 20th place is a player that you would not expect. Despite being the most prolific match thread poster for the Demons over the last few seasons, good old Callums generally keeps a relatively low profile. He even stayed in his own match threads this season...until Round Six. In Round Six @Callum_Guns decided to Gatecrash all five of the match threads that he didn't belong in for a total of 14 posts. After being tagged into a discussion in the GUM/FUR thread about HSP sauces by SFA rodent Chipmunk, Callums then came to the realisation that he needed to wish everyone a Happy Fathers Day in their respective match threads. He then decided that the LVB/ESH thread would be a good place to have a discussion with Chipmunk about cricket despite not even being tagged in.

Callums now had the taste for Gatecrashing threads, so in Round 7 he popped up uninvited into the DRA/LVB thread under the guise of looking for U2tigers and lost Demons posters, and had a in-depth chat with Test Tickle about showers. In Round 8, he decided that he'd Gatecrash the LVB/CIW thread to harass harry000 and U2tigers about an avatar bet, and then hung around like a bad smell. There was more unwanted love from Callum in Round 9, as CB spammed up 11 posts in the LVB/BOM thread as his continued his rucking crusade against U2tigers, and then hung around to make even more of a nuisance of himself.

The warning signs are there. Callums_Guns is a Gatecrasher on the rise.

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[harry000]

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Callums_Guns (DEM)

Gatecrashing Score: 80.0
Threads Crashed: 10
Unwelcome Posts: 40
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (31 posts)

Coming in at 20th place is a player that you would not expect. Despite being the most prolific match thread poster for the Demons over the last few seasons, good old Callums generally keeps a relatively low profile. He even stayed in his own match threads this season...until Round Six. In Round Six @Callum_Guns decided to Gatecrash all five of the match threads that he didn't belong in for a total of 14 posts. After being tagged into a discussion in the GUM/FUR thread about HSP sauces by SFA rodent Chipmunk, Callums then came to the realisation that he needed to wish everyone a Happy Fathers Day in their respective match threads. He then decided that the LVB/ESH thread would be a good place to have a discussion with Chipmunk about cricket despite not even being tagged in.

Callums now had the taste for Gatecrashing threads, so in Round 7 he popped up uninvited into the DRA/LVB thread under the guise of looking for U2tigers and lost Demons posters, and had a in-depth chat with Test Tickle about showers. In Round 8, he decided that he'd Gatecrash the LVB/CIW thread to harass harry000 and U2tigers about an avatar bet, and then hung around like a bad smell. There was more unwanted love from Callum in Round 9, as CB spammed up 11 posts in the LVB/BOM thread as his continued his rucking crusade against U2tigers, and then hung around to make even more of a nuisance of himself.

The warning signs are there. Callums_Guns is a Gatecrasher on the rise.

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Im not sure why you are surprised? Callums_Guns is a serial pest.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Well ****ing done Callums_Guns

 

[TJASTA]

that's a shame
load him into the cannon

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

that's a shame
load him into the cannon

Aye. Aim at that teensy solar flared pants called TJASTA.

 

[Bastyy]

If I show up here I'll be ****ing pissed

 

[AceAndy]

If I show up here I'll be ******* pissed

Guaranteed top 5 finish for you.

 

[Bastyy]

Guaranteed top 5 finish for you.

Luckily there's no chance that serial_thrilla actually finishes this thread

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Guaranteed top 5 finish for you.

Why are you posting in contravention of your bail conditions?

 

[AceAndy]

Luckily there's no chance that serial_thrilla actually finishes this thread

Incorrect , serial_thrilla is a renowned finisher.

 

[AceAndy]

Why are you posting in contravention of your bail conditions?

What are you going on about ?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Incorrect , serial_thrilla is a renowned finisher.

Most hope he is finished. The dross is interminable.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

What are you going on about ?

You were charged with luring +75 yo folk into strip Bingo.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Incorrect , serial_thrilla is a renowned finisher.

Huge if true!

 

[serial_thrilla]

TheCoach16 (BOM)

Gatecrashing Score: 81.6
Threads Crashed: 6
Invasive Posts: 51
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (37 posts)

19th place brings us everybody's favourite Bomber TheCoach16. This friendly fellow is another Gatecrasher who just loves the Las Vegas Bears, with two big outings in their match threads this season. The Round 4 match between the Gold City Royals and Las Vegas Bears was blessed with 15 intrusions from TheCoach16. To his credit he didn't enter uninvited, as the lovable Metalcrusher tagged him in; but despite some subtle encouragement for him to leave shortly after, he spent the entire day throwing shade at the likes of The Filth Wizard, Noobz0r, Blacky and nahnah. Your first guess at how that went down is probably correct.

Coach's appetite for Gatecrashing was not sated however, as he returned to the follow week's match thread between the Las Vegas Bears and Fighting Furies to chip in with another 22 posts. Once again he was invited (Mister M at fault this time), and he settled in for a prolonged discussion about doxxing with NaturalDisaster. Two Gatecrashers interrupting a match thread. Oof. This carried on for a bit until Crushy of all people tried to extract Coach from the thread (unsuccessfully).

Generally TheCoach16 will only enter your match thread if tagged in, so keep that in mind for the future. Once in there, he becomes part of the furniture.

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[Barrybran]

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Callums_Guns (DEM)

Gatecrashing Score: 80.0
Threads Crashed: 10
Unwelcome Posts: 40
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (31 posts)

Coming in at 20th place is a player that you would not expect. Despite being the most prolific match thread poster for the Demons over the last few seasons, good old Callums generally keeps a relatively low profile. He even stayed in his own match threads this season...until Round Six. In Round Six @Callum_Guns decided to Gatecrash all five of the match threads that he didn't belong in for a total of 14 posts. After being tagged into a discussion in the GUM/FUR thread about HSP sauces by SFA rodent Chipmunk, Callums then came to the realisation that he needed to wish everyone a Happy Fathers Day in their respective match threads. He then decided that the LVB/ESH thread would be a good place to have a discussion with Chipmunk about cricket despite not even being tagged in.

Callums now had the taste for Gatecrashing threads, so in Round 7 he popped up uninvited into the DRA/LVB thread under the guise of looking for U2tigers and lost Demons posters, and had a in-depth chat with Test Tickle about showers. In Round 8, he decided that he'd Gatecrash the LVB/CIW thread to harass harry000 and U2tigers about an avatar bet, and then hung around like a bad smell. There was more unwanted love from Callum in Round 9, as CB spammed up 11 posts in the LVB/BOM thread as his continued his rucking crusade against U2tigers, and then hung around to make even more of a nuisance of himself.

The warning signs are there. Callums_Guns is a Gatecrasher on the rise.

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Not expect? I expected to see CG in the top 10.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Expect ND to be high here.

 

[Senor M]

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TheCoach16 (BOM)

Gatecrashing Score: 81.6
Threads Crashed: 6
Unwelcome Posts: 51
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (37 posts)

19th place brings us everybody's favourite Bomber TheCoach16. This friendly fellow is another Gatecrasher who just loves the Las Vegas Bears, with two big outings in their match threads this season. The Round 4 match between the Gold City Royals and Las Vegas Bears was blessed with 15 intrusions from TheCoach16. To his credit he didn't enter uninvited, as the lovable Metalcrusher tagged him in; but despite some subtle encouragement for him to leave shortly after, he spent the entire day throwing shade at the likes of The Filth Wizard, Noobz0r, Blacky and nahnah. Your first guess at how that went down is probably correct.

Coach's appetite for Gatecrashing was not sated however, as he returned to the follow week's match thread between the Las Vegas Bears and Fighting Furies to chip in with another 22 posts. Once again he was invited (Mister M at fault this time), and he settled in for a prolonged discussion about doxxing with NaturalDisaster. Two Gatecrashers interrupting a match thread. Oof. This carried on for a bit until Crushy of all people tried to extract Coach from the thread (unsuccessfully).

Generally TheCoach16 will only enter your match thread if tagged in, so keep that in mind for the future. Once in there, he becomes part of the furniture.

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In my defence I thought his inclusion was relevant because he had just spoken on Turbo's Torch about the appropriate punishment for leaking PM's following the WW19 departure. But I've learnt my lesson & I won't do it again (but I do suspect I'll feature again in the comments of this list as a 'tagger').

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Expect ND to be high here.

Its why he posted the thread. TJASTA please add ST to your rent free thread.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Its why he posted the thread. TJASTA please add ST to your rent free thread.

Not everything is about you ND. Stop being so paranoid.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Its why he posted the thread. TJASTA please add ST to your rent free thread.

What a rascal.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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In my defence I thought his inclusion was relevant because he had just spoken on Turbo's Torch about the appropriate punishment for leaking PM's following the WW19 departure. But I've learnt my lesson & I won't do it again (but I do suspect I'll feature again in the comments of this list as a 'tagger').

Don't apologise mate, ****ing embrace it!

 

[The Half Back]

If I show up here I'll be ******* pissed

Don't think there's enough money in the bank to bail you out if you do get caught on this list.

 

[AceAndy]

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Callums_Guns (DEM)

Gatecrashing Score: 80.0
Threads Crashed: 10
Unwelcome Posts: 40
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (31 posts)

Coming in at 20th place is a player that you would not expect. Despite being the most prolific match thread poster for the Demons over the last few seasons, good old Callums generally keeps a relatively low profile. He even stayed in his own match threads this season...until Round Six. In Round Six @Callum_Guns decided to Gatecrash all five of the match threads that he didn't belong in for a total of 14 posts. After being tagged into a discussion in the GUM/FUR thread about HSP sauces by SFA rodent Chipmunk, Callums then came to the realisation that he needed to wish everyone a Happy Fathers Day in their respective match threads. He then decided that the LVB/ESH thread would be a good place to have a discussion with Chipmunk about cricket despite not even being tagged in.

Callums now had the taste for Gatecrashing threads, so in Round 7 he popped up uninvited into the DRA/LVB thread under the guise of looking for U2tigers and lost Demons posters, and had a in-depth chat with Test Tickle about showers. In Round 8, he decided that he'd Gatecrash the LVB/CIW thread to harass harry000 and U2tigers about an avatar bet, and then hung around like a bad smell. There was more unwanted love from Callum in Round 9, as CB spammed up 11 posts in the LVB/BOM thread as his continued his rucking crusade against U2tigers, and then hung around to make even more of a nuisance of himself.

The warning signs are there. Callums_Guns is a Gatecrasher on the rise.

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Yeah hate that guy, what a loser.

 

[AceAndy]

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TheCoach16 (BOM)

Gatecrashing Score: 81.6
Threads Crashed: 6
Unwelcome Posts: 51
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (37 posts)

19th place brings us everybody's favourite Bomber TheCoach16. This friendly fellow is another Gatecrasher who just loves the Las Vegas Bears, with two big outings in their match threads this season. The Round 4 match between the Gold City Royals and Las Vegas Bears was blessed with 15 intrusions from TheCoach16. To his credit he didn't enter uninvited, as the lovable Metalcrusher tagged him in; but despite some subtle encouragement for him to leave shortly after, he spent the entire day throwing shade at the likes of The Filth Wizard, Noobz0r, Blacky and nahnah. Your first guess at how that went down is probably correct.

Coach's appetite for Gatecrashing was not sated however, as he returned to the follow week's match thread between the Las Vegas Bears and Fighting Furies to chip in with another 22 posts. Once again he was invited (Mister M at fault this time), and he settled in for a prolonged discussion about doxxing with NaturalDisaster. Two Gatecrashers interrupting a match thread. Oof. This carried on for a bit until Crushy of all people tried to extract Coach from the thread (unsuccessfully).

Generally TheCoach16 will only enter your match thread if tagged in, so keep that in mind for the future. Once in there, he becomes part of the furniture.

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Yeah hate that guy, what a loser.