Media Serial Stats: S30 Top 20 Sweet FA Gatecrashers | End of Season Rankings: #1 Revealed!

[Bastyy]

NaturalDisaster could you please threadban Bastyy too?

ND likes me too much

 

[NaturalDisaster]

ND likes me too much

no i dont

 

[TJASTA]

I see TJASTA as more Crategasher than Gatecrasher.

hey Tigerturbulance look at this squid
tagging someone in a thread that they are threadbanned from

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

hey Tigerturbulance look at this squid
tagging someone in a thread that they are threadbanned from

I am thread banned? Has NaturalDisaster lost his last marble?

 

[TJASTA]

I am thread banned? Has NaturalDisaster lost his last marble?

no i am threadbanned you ****ing loser

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

no i am threadbanned you ******* loser

Really? How come you are still posting here? Did you break ND?

 

[TJASTA]

Really? How come you are still posting here? Did you break ND?

I am just part of your imagination

 

[AceAndy]

It seems a lot of people just love gatecrashing us. And not necessarily the ones I would’ve picked either so I’m sure there’s even more.

Pffft, as if anyone would go into a Bears match thread.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I am just part of your imagination

Maybe I need to see the psychogeriatrician again.

 

[MWPP]

Pffft, as if anyone would go into a Bears match thread.

You’re in our threads all the time
So it’s sad that you don’t consider yourself anyone

 

[serial_thrilla]

ClarkeM (WON)

Gatecrashing Score: 113.4
Threads Crashed: 17
Invasive Posts: 42
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Coney Island Warriors (17 posts)

Coming in 15th place is the Wonders spiritual captain, ClarkeM. Now Clarkey is another person who can not resist the lure of a tag, and he was suckered in quite nicely after authoring the Round 5 match thread OPs. Those clever audio match introductions turned into 16 posts as he basked in the adulation of his designs.

ClarkeM also showed up for a prolonged period in the Round 2 DRA/CIW match thread to gloat about his famous goal that potted the Warriors finals hopes at the end of Season 29. He rejoined the Warriors for a bit of a chat in their Round 6 match thread with the Roys, and I am still struggling to comprehend what they were discussing. Something about dark alleys and Dingster.

Other than that, Clarkey's Gatecrashing generally just consists of him responding to tags or Wonders references. I actually suspect that he uses the BigFooty search function to track down any mention of Wonders or #lolWonders so he can nip it in the bud before it gains momentum. If you want ClarkeM in your thread, you know what to do.

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[ClarkeM]

#lolWonders

 

[ClarkeM]

@ClarkeM also showed up for a prolonged period in the Round 2 DRA/CIW match thread to gloat about his famous goal that potted the Warriors finals hopes at the end of Season 29. He rejoined the Warriors for a bit of a chat in their Round 6 match thread with the Roys, and I am still struggling to comprehend what they were discussing. Something about dark alleys and @Dingster.

Ah yes, thanks for bringing that back up. Great moment.

And the dark alleys, I guess you had to be there... A special night between the Warriors and Wonders that one...

I thought I was no chance to make this list but fair enough, nice work serial_thrilla <3.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You’re in our threads all the time
So it’s sad that you don’t consider yourself anyone

AceAndy aspires to being' anyone'.

 

[AceAndy]

AceAndy aspires to being' anyone'.

Hi Horace how is your day going ?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hi Horace how is your day going ?

Hello,

Remarkably well. Thank you for asking rAndyom person.

How is your preparation going for Turbo's Torch? I think Tigerturbulance has kept a warm and cozy seat for you.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Thread has died...#landfill

 

[serial_thrilla]

Antonio BlueVein (BOM)

Gatecrashing Score: 132.0
Threads Crashed: 14
Invasive Posts: 55
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (20 posts)

New Bombers skipper Antonio BlueVein is in 14th place, and once again we have a Gatecrasher who prefers barging into Bears match threads above all others. Antonio is a little different to the average Gatecrasher though: he doesn't seem to wriggle his way in to other teams' match threads to skylark, argue or have his ego massaged. Instead he comes to converse. Take for instance the Round 5 SCS/CIW thread (where he was tagged in by Nunez) when his 12 post intrusion ended up being a friendly chat with Nunez, philreich and harry000 about the recent leadership change at the Bombers.

Then there was the Round 3 GCR/DEM thread, where he Gatecrashed uninvited after finding his own match thread a little too intense that week. ABV then spent eight posts talking with manangatang and nahnah about how he was conceived. The following week in the Round 4 GCR/LVB thread he then sat down with Chipmunk and Kapow!!! to talk about glory holes and eating grapes.

Round 5 and the match thread between the Roys and Dragons was another example of Antonio BlueVein Gatecrashing a thread with his strangely genial grace. He entered to congratulate the Dragons on "breaking the Wonders" this season after having the unique Wonders experience ongoing in his own match thread at the time. ABV was in such a good mood that he invited the Roys and Dragons to follow him back to the BOM/WON match to post some Steve Smith images for SSwans2011's benefit. So friendly. Antonio must have been quite energetic that week, as he also Gatecrashed the LVB/FUR thread (uninvited) as he communicated with Rioli8217 for a page or so in their strangely soothing private language.

This investigation is certainly discovering such a variety of Gatecrashers in the SFA. Even so, this scourge must be stopped.

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[Senor M]

Thread has died...#landfill

Sounds like someone is getting nervous that their name is on the list.

 

[AceAndy]

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Antonio BlueVein (BOM)

Gatecrashing Score: 132.0
Threads Crashed: 14
Unwelcome Posts: 55
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (20 posts)

New Bombers skipper Antonio BlueVein is in 14th place, and once again we have a Gatecrasher who prefers barging into Bears match threads above all others. Antonio is a little different to the average Gatecrasher though: he doesn't seem to wriggle his way in to other teams' match threads to skylark, argue or have his ego massaged. Instead he comes to converse. Take for instance the Round 5 SCS/CIW thread (where he was tagged in by Nunez) when his 12 post intrusion ended up being a friendly chat with Nunez, philreich and harry000 about the recent leadership change at the Bombers.

Then there was the Round 3 GCR/DEM thread, where he Gatecrashed uninvited after finding his own match thread a little too intense that week. ABV then spent eight posts discussing with manangatang and nahnah about how he was conceived. The following week in the Round 4 GCR/LVB thread he then sat down with Chipmunk and Kapow!!! to talk about glory holes and eating grapes.

Round 5 and the match thread between the Roys and Dragons was another example of Antonio BlueVein Gatecrashing a thread with his strangely genial grace. He entered to congratulate the Dragons on "breaking the Wonders" this season after having the unique Wonders experience ongoing in his own match thread at the time. ABV was in such a good mood that he invited the Roys and Dragons to follow him back to the BOM/WON match to post some Steve Smith images for SSwans2011's benefit. So friendly. Antonio must have been quite energetic that week, as he also Gatecrashed the LVB/FUR thread (uninvited) as he communicated with Rioli8217 for a page or so in their strangely soothing private language.

This investigation is certainly discovering such a variety of Gatecrashers in the SFA. Even so, this scourge must be stopped.

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Yeah hate that guy, what a loser.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sounds like someone is getting nervous that their name is on the list.

I know it is and I relish the opportunity to move around the threads hanging shit on plebs like you!

 

[Senor M]

I know it is and I relish the opportunity to move around the threads hanging sh*t on plebs like you!

Oops...What did I drop there?

Oh--you don't know what a Torch nomination is? I thought all the "good" S30 rookies had one of these already. It's already been 9 rounds.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Oops...What did I drop there?

Oh--you don't know what a Torch nomination is? I thought all the "good" S30 rookies had one of these already. It's already been 9 rounds.

Congrats wannabe.. Your RL is that pathetic that this fantasy award means something to you..It's really sad to be honest. I'm going to leave my line out with no bait if you want to jump on it.

 

[Senor M]

Congrats wannabe.. Your RL is that pathetic that this fantasy award means something to you..It's really sad to be honest. I'm going to leave my line out with no bait if you want to jump on it.

The entire league is based around a randomised sim of a fantasy football game.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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The entire league is surrounded around a randomised sim of a fantasy football game.

you are one dumb fish! No bait and you still bit hard, **** it.. get in the boat you're no good for eating but I'll put you in my cray pots! Now ****off Loser.