Media Serial Stats: S32 Top 20 Sweet FA Gatecrashers

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#6 - Chipmunk
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The King has fallen. Chipmunk's reign as the #1 Gatecrasher in Sweet is over! Shocking, I know - but these Top 6 Gatecrashers are in a league of their own in this disgusting category. There is a massive jump of 1000 Gatecrasher Points from seventh place to sixth, and I fear that the remaining five have all been avid readers of the Art of Crashing by the disease vector himself. This is not to say Chipmunk did not try to win the award again this season: in fact he actually crashed more match threads this time around than he did last season (from 43 to 50). But you have to be a truly committed Gatecrasher to win this award, and his 282 invasive posts were a steep decline on his previous efforts. His 282 invasive posts were less than half of his 684 post effort in Season 31, so one must wonder if the rodent is slowing down in his old age. The average life expectancy of a chipmunk is two years, so I fear he is not long for this world. He also did not favour his historical hunting ground at Las Vegas, and instead spent more of his time crashing Bomber threads. It's sad to see the once proud animal wither away like this - someone put him out of his misery.

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 6 Dragons vs. Bears (20 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Baghdad Bombers (104 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 1692.0 points


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282 invasive posts

1000 posts welcomed with open arms


Long hail the king! Taught me a helluva lot about engaging threads to garner interest,all for the League! A ****ing true Samaritan is this nut gobbling pommie git!
 
#5 - Pickitt
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A new filthy challenger enters the battle. Season 32 rookie Pickitt has horrifyingly come fifth in his rookie season, filling the members of Sweet with a sense of dread for the seasons to come. Unfortunately for Pickitt though, his dreams of winning this competition were cut short due to a lack of endurance and consistency: his 505 invasive posts was a monstrous number, but with it only being across 28 crashed threads he was unable to compete with the big dogs above him. The 247 invasive posts of his in the Round 13 Bombers vs. Furies match thread was an utter disgrace, and it made up almost half of his invasive posts across the season. It's incredulous that the weak league admin was not able to prevent him from abusing what was no doubt a rather pleasant match thread until his intrusion. Pickitt - you need to have a good, hard look at yourself mate; this is not something to be proud of.

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 13 Bombers vs. Furies (247 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Baghdad Bombers (329 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 1919.0 points


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A new filthy challenger enters the battle. Season 32 rookie Pickitt has horrifyingly come fifth in his rookie season, filling the members of Sweet with a sense of dread for the seasons to come. Unfortunately for Pickitt though, his dreams of winning this competition were cut short due to a lack of endurance and consistency: his 505 invasive posts was a monstrous number, but with it only being across 28 crashed threads he was unable to compete with the big dogs above him. The 247 invasive posts of his in the Round 13 Bombers vs. Furies match thread was an utter disgrace, and it made up almost half of his invasive posts across the season. It's incredulous that the weak league admin was not able to prevent him from abusing what was no doubt a rather pleasant match thread until his intrusion. Pickitt - you need to have a good, hard look at yourself mate; this is not something to be proud of.

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 13 Bombers vs. Furies (247 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Baghdad Bombers (329 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 1919.0 points


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serial_thrilla is it possible to run a stat on who was the most gatecrashed team after? Very interested!
Pretty sure he did that last season
Was it the Bombers?
God knows
Even some didn't like Marilyn Monroe in my time, God only knows.
My goodness.

Here we have BAT somehow conflating the Bombers with Marilyn Monroe.......

What a time to be alive!!
 
My goodness.

Here we have BAT somehow conflating the Bombers with Marilyn Monroe.......

What a time to be alive!!
What an idiot, i would've used Jennifer Lawrence.
 
A new filthy challenger enters the battle. Season 32 rookie Pickitt has horrifyingly come fifth in his rookie season, filling the members of Sweet with a sense of dread for the seasons to come. Unfortunately for Pickitt though, his dreams of winning this competition were cut short due to a lack of endurance and consistency: his 505 invasive posts was a monstrous number, but with it only being across 28 crashed threads he was unable to compete with the big dogs above him. The 247 invasive posts of his in the Round 13 Bombers vs. Furies match thread was an utter disgrace, and it made up almost half of his invasive posts across the season. It's incredulous that the weak league admin was not able to prevent him from abusing what was no doubt a rather pleasant match thread until his intrusion. Pickitt - you need to have a good, hard look at yourself mate; this is not something to be proud of.

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 13 Bombers vs. Furies (247 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Baghdad Bombers (329 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 1919.0 points


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