Media Serial Stats: S32 Top 20 Sweet FA Gatecrashers

[sante]

No, that's not a green light to play werewolf in a match thread FFS

I’m voting you for being suss as. NaturalDisaster

serial_thrilla

 

[Pickitt]

sante

Thanks serial_thrilla

 

[serial_thrilla]

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Last season Supersuns was a respectable member of Sweet. The quieter of the three S30 Roys rookies, Suns was earmarked for leadership material and had few foes. He placed 15th in the Gatecrasher rankings with 81 invasive posts, but the good natured fellow was seldom crashing with malicious intent. Then something changed over the off-season. He transformed. Devolved, if you will. Some say it was his mentor PMBangers, some say it was the Nerd Club. But in Season 32 Supersuns turned into a bit of a prick. No longer was he popping into threads to discuss his favourite pizza topping, instead he was trolling and baiting. He made himself known in every Round 1 match thread, before unleashing his full arsenal at the Round 2 Furies vs. Bombers thread. No one was spared in 72 invasive posts of pure spite. This wasn't a graduate from the Chipmunk School of Gatecrashing...this was something else. The Bombers were the most common victims of his disgusting habit, with 20 invasive posts in their Round 5 match threads with the Demons, and 29 invasive posts in the Round 13 rematch against the Furies. Then there were two rounds of pure filth: 125 invasive posts across 8 gatecrashed threads in one of the most shameless displays of Gatecrashing all season. The only team spared were the Swamprats, whose threads Supersuns dared not tread. Supersuns, you are a menace in this league, and you should be ashamed.​

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 2 Furies vs. Bombers (72 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Baghdad Bombers (176 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 2325.6 points

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[Supersuns]

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Last season Supersuns was a respectable member of Sweet. The quieter of the three S30 Roys rookies, Suns was earmarked for leadership material and had few foes. He placed 15th in the Gatecrasher rankings with 81 invasive posts, but the good natured fellow was seldom crashing with malicious intent. Then something changed over the off-season. He transformed. Devolved, if you will. Some say it was his mentor PMBangers, some say it was the Nerd Club. But in Season 32 Supersuns turned into a bit of a prick. No longer was he popping into threads to discuss his favourite pizza topping, instead he was trolling and baiting. He made himself known in every Round 1 match thread, before unleashing his full arsenal at the Round 2 Furies vs. Bombers thread. No one was spared in 72 invasive posts of pure spite. This wasn't a graduate from the Chipmunk School of Gatecrashing...this was something else. The Bombers were the most common victims of his disgusting habit, with 20 invasive posts in their Round 5 match threads with the Demons, and 29 invasive posts in the Round 13 rematch against the Furies. Then there were two rounds of pure filth: 125 invasive posts across 8 gatecrashed threads in one of the most shameless displays of Gatecrashing all season. The only team spared were the Swamprats, whose threads Supersuns dared not tread. Supersuns, you are a menace in this league, and you should be ashamed.​

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 2 Furies vs. Bombers (72 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Baghdad Bombers (176 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 2325.6 points

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Thats a bummer

 

[serial_thrilla]

Thats a bummer

 

[PMBangers]

Top 3 baby lets goooooo

 

[serial_thrilla]

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One again so close and yet so far for the Barman from Baghdad. It was indeed a mighty effort only let down by a quiet fortnight over the final two rounds. BAT crashed an incredible 59 out of 80 non-Bomber match threads this season, which is the second highest in the league. The Furies drew the ire of most of his big days out, with their rivalry this season contributing a stupid amount of currency to the art of Gatecrashing. Most BAT Crashes would involve him ducking into a match thread at some horrendously late hour to question the notorious alcoholics of the respective teams their bevvy of choice. Barman by trade, barman by nature. Blink and you'd miss it - he'd be gone by the time the sun came up. Last season BAT crashed 62 threads for 381 invasive posts, so he's nothing but consistent. Unfortunately he's going to have to step up to another gear if he wants to win the disreputable title of #1 Gatecrasher. Not that I'd advocate that sort of thing, mind you. Shameful stuff.​

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 2 Demons vs. Swamprats (31 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Fighting Furies (125 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 2484.0 points

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[Greenery]

Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Fighting Furies (125 posts)
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Hardly surprising considering the hard on he has for Tigerturbulance

 

[PMBangers]

These small numbers humour me

 

[Supersuns]

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These small numbers humour me

Hope you finish 2nd

 

[PMBangers]

Hope you finish 2nd

Would be a first

 

[Supersuns]

Would be a first

I know.

 

[PMBangers]

I know.

You said it was ok damnit

 

[Supersuns]

You said it was ok damnit

I lied, size does matter too.

 

[ImissFrosty]

You said it was ok damnit

I suggest you two see the couples counsellor that Pickitt and I saw. Bonz was his name, he'll fix all your intimacy issues.

 

[Supersuns]

I suggest you two see the couples counsellor that Pickitt and I saw. Bonz was his name, he'll fix all your intimacy issues.

You two are the worst couple I've ever seen.

 

[Pickitt]

You two are the worst couple I've ever seen.

I am shocked and appalled

 

[ImissFrosty]

You two are the worst couple I've ever seen.

It's toxic and unhealthy but it works

 

[Supersuns]

I am shocked and appalled

It's toxic and unhealthy but it works

Cringe

 

[ImissFrosty]

Cringe

Wow, stupidsuns has called me cringe...

This is a new low

 

[Greenery]

You two are the worst couple I've ever seen.

Harsh on Brenton Davy and damicky

 

[Supersuns]

Harsh on Brenton Davy and damicky

Nah that one works, two bags of misfiring neurons together that don't understand this place at all. Perfect fit.

 

[damicky]

Nah that one works, two bags of misfiring neurons together that don't understand this place at all. Perfect fit.

We gave you an Award & you still don’t like us

What else can I do to earn your respect?

 

[Supersuns]

We gave you an Award & you still don’t like us

What else can I do to earn your respect?

I didn't win any awards

 

[Greenery]

We gave you an Award & you still don’t like us

What else can I do to earn your respect?

Retire.