Event SFAEW Season 35: SweetaMania V On Now!

[PhenomenalV1]

IT'S MILDLY REVOLUTIONARY

IT'S BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT

IT'S UNDER THE HOSTILE CONTROL OF Kennedy Parker

IT'S SOMETHING MORE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET INVESTED IN

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A COMPLETE RIP-OFF

IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A FIFTH SEASON

IT'S RETURNING TO THE MAIN BOARD

IT'S:

SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling



That's right, SFAEW is back for a whopping fifth season, and this time, we're back to being featured on the Main Board, bringing down the standards of what qualifies as an event thread!



For anyone who isn't up to date with the goings-on in the company, let's get you up to speed.



SweetaMania 4 Recap

• thewizardmelon defeats Tonga Bob to claim the Intercity Championship!
• Wosh leads the Roys to victory in the Premiership Scramble, only for BLUEALLTHRU to win the actual Premiership!
• DenieD upset Frothies Mcveigh for the Hardcore Championship!
• The Filth Wizard and pantskyle defeated KohPhi and VeinGlorious in a Tornado Tag match!
• Hate, Ant Bear and NaturalDisaster retain their Trios Titles!
• Kennedy Parker defeated PhenomenalV1 to become the SFAEW Creative Consultant!
• damicky and HARPSichord retain their Tag Team Titles after Braklet turned on DragoDelph!
• The Half Back finally defeated serial_thrilla in a gruelling Hell in a Cell match!
• por_please_ya beat Chipmunk and Senor M as the Nou Camp Combat Club imploded!
• Bonz broke the ring to defeat Tigerturbulance and retain the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship!

Festivus Frenzy

• serial_thrilla bounces back to win the Intercity Championship off thewizardmelon!
• The Half Back climbed the ladder to become the new Mr ClarkeMoney In The Bank!

The Offeason Spectacular


As is tradition, we'll be holding a little warm-up show before the season begins, so let's check out what's on the cards...






serial_thrilla faces his first test as Intercity Champion: a reinvigorated Grand Uncle Horace! Can he hold out against the pugilist poet?






Former Nou Camp Combat Club heavy Supersuns returns to SFAEW to seek revenge against the woman who broke up the Club, por_please_ya!






It's the Old Boys Initiation!

To introduce the new recruits to the team, Bonz and Tigerturbulance are setting up BRAB, Braklet, haydo, Mobbs, kananooks, Mrs Turbo, The Jesus and Robertio in a 5 on 5 elimination tag match!






It's Frothies Mcveigh's last chance to reclaim the Hardcore Championship from DenieD, and it's going to be in a Chain Match!






Following on from SweetaMania and ClarkeMoney In The Bank, The Filth Wizard and VeinGlorious go one-on-one for the first time, and it's Falls Count Anywhere!



And in your main event of the offseason:





It's a massive Tag Team Championship rematch: damicky and HARPSichord put their titles on the line against The Half Back and TheInjuryFactory, and to up the ante, it's 2 Out Of 3 Falls!





See you Sunday!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
TheInjuryFactory​	World Heavyweight Championship​	24/6/2023​	20​
Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo​	World Tag Team Championships​	24/6/2023​	20​
ShaunDuggan​	Intercity Championship​	16/4/2023​	89​
serial_thrilla​	Hardcore Championship​	24/6/2023​	20​
Callums_Guns, Robertio & Ligma​	Trios Championships​	24/6/2023​	20​

Dates and stats correct as of 14/7/23.

OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS
​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Hate​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	24/6/2023​	20​

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

IT'S MILDLY REVOLUTIONARY

IT'S BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT

IT'S UNDER THE HOSTILE CONTROL OF Kennedy Parker

IT'S SOMETHING MORE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET INVESTED IN

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A COMPLETE RIP-OFF

IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A FIFTH SEASON

IT'S RETURNING TO THE MAIN BOARD

IT'S:

SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling



That's right, SFAEW is back for a whopping fifth season, and this time, we're back to being featured on the Main Board, bringing down the standards of what qualifies as an event thread!



For anyone who isn't up to date with the goings-on in the company, let's get you up to speed.



SweetaMania 4 Recap

• thewizardmelon defeats Tonga Bob to claim the Intercity Championship!
• Wosh leads the Roys to victory in the Premiership Scramble, only for BLUEALLTHRU to win the actual Premiership!
• DenieD upset Frothies Mcveigh for the Hardcore Championship!
• The Filth Wizard and pantskyle defeated KohPhi and VeinGlorious in a Tornado Tag match!
• Hate, Ant Bear and NaturalDisaster retain their Trios Titles!
• Kennedy Parker defeated PhenomenalV1 to become the SFAEW Creative Consultant!
• damicky and HARPSichord retain their Tag Team Titles after Braklet turned on DragoDelph!
• The Half Back finally defeated serial_thrilla in a gruelling Hell in a Cell match!
• por_please_ya beat Chipmunk and Senor M as the Nou Camp Combat Club imploded!
• Bonz broke the ring to defeat Tigerturbulance and retain the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship!

Festivus Frenzy

• serial_thrilla bounces back to win the Intercity Championship off thewizardmelon!
• The Half Back climbed the ladder to become the new Mr ClarkeMoney In The Bank!

The Offeason Spectacular


As is tradition, we'll be holding a little warm-up show before the season begins, so let's check out what's on the cards...




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serial_thrilla faces his first test as Intercity Champion: a reinvigorated Grand Uncle Horace! Can he hold out against the pugilist poet?




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Former Nou Camp Combat Club heavy Supersuns returns to SFAEW to seek revenge against the woman who broke up the Club, por_please_ya!




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It's the Old Boys Initiation!

To introduce the new recruits to the team, Bonz and Tigerturbulance are setting up BRAB, Braklet, haydo, Mobbs, kananooks, Mrs Turbo, The Jesus and Robertio in a 5 on 5 elimination tag match!




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It's Frothies Mcveigh's last chance to reclaim the Hardcore Championship from DenieD, and it's going to be in a Chain Match!




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Following on from SweetaMania and ClarkeMoney In The Bank, The Filth Wizard and VeinGlorious go one-on-one for the first time, and it's Falls Count Anywhere!



And in your main event of the offseason:



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It's a massive Tag Team Championship rematch: damicky and HARPSichord put their titles on the line against The Half Back and TheInjuryFactory, and to up the ante, it's 2 Out Of 3 Falls!





See you Sunday!​

 

[Senor M]

 

[Tonga Bob]

IT'S MILDLY REVOLUTIONARY

IT'S BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT

IT'S UNDER THE HOSTILE CONTROL OF Kennedy Parker

IT'S SOMETHING MORE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET INVESTED IN

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A COMPLETE RIP-OFF

IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A FIFTH SEASON

IT'S RETURNING TO THE MAIN BOARD

IT'S:

SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling



That's right, SFAEW is back for a whopping fifth season, and this time, we're back to being featured on the Main Board, bringing down the standards of what qualifies as an event thread!



For anyone who isn't up to date with the goings-on in the company, let's get you up to speed.



SweetaMania 4 Recap

• thewizardmelon defeats Tonga Bob to claim the Intercity Championship!
• Wosh leads the Roys to victory in the Premiership Scramble, only for BLUEALLTHRU to win the actual Premiership!
• DenieD upset Frothies Mcveigh for the Hardcore Championship!
• The Filth Wizard and pantskyle defeated KohPhi and VeinGlorious in a Tornado Tag match!
• Hate, Ant Bear and NaturalDisaster retain their Trios Titles!
• Kennedy Parker defeated PhenomenalV1 to become the SFAEW Creative Consultant!
• damicky and HARPSichord retain their Tag Team Titles after Braklet turned on DragoDelph!
• The Half Back finally defeated serial_thrilla in a gruelling Hell in a Cell match!
• por_please_ya beat Chipmunk and Senor M as the Nou Camp Combat Club imploded!
• Bonz broke the ring to defeat Tigerturbulance and retain the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship!

Festivus Frenzy

• serial_thrilla bounces back to win the Intercity Championship off thewizardmelon!
• The Half Back climbed the ladder to become the new Mr ClarkeMoney In The Bank!

The Offeason Spectacular


As is tradition, we'll be holding a little warm-up show before the season begins, so let's check out what's on the cards...




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serial_thrilla faces his first test as Intercity Champion: a reinvigorated Grand Uncle Horace! Can he hold out against the pugilist poet?




View attachment 1584476

Former Nou Camp Combat Club heavy Supersuns returns to SFAEW to seek revenge against the woman who broke up the Club, por_please_ya!




View attachment 1584475

It's the Old Boys Initiation!

To introduce the new recruits to the team, Bonz and Tigerturbulance are setting up BRAB, Braklet, haydo, Mobbs, kananooks, Mrs Turbo, The Jesus and Robertio in a 5 on 5 elimination tag match!




View attachment 1584472

It's Frothies Mcveigh's last chance to reclaim the Hardcore Championship from DenieD, and it's going to be in a Chain Match!




View attachment 1584473

Following on from SweetaMania and ClarkeMoney In The Bank, The Filth Wizard and VeinGlorious go one-on-one for the first time, and it's Falls Count Anywhere!



And in your main event of the offseason:



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It's a massive Tag Team Championship rematch: damicky and HARPSichord put their titles on the line against The Half Back and TheInjuryFactory, and to up the ante, it's 2 Out Of 3 Falls!





See you Sunday!​

 

[Pugsley]

Classic movie

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I'm in PhenomenalV1 you just gotta give me a shot.






Have a nice day!!!

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

DenieD that belts coming home with me.

 

[Pugsley]

So the snorefest begins on Sunday.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

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I'm in PhenomenalV1 you just gotta give me a shot.






Have a nice day!!!

So the snorefest begins on Sunday.

Well, the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo is in dire need of a win... let's add Elton vs Pugsley to the show.

 

[Pugsley]

Well, the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo is in dire need of a win... let's add Elton vs Pugsley to the show.

You feel the need to validate yourself. Go ahead.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

You feel the need to validate yourself.

Don't we all, my flea bitten friend.

 

[Pugsley]

Don't we all, my flea bitten friend.

No I don't. Don't really care what people think of me.

 

[Ligma]

Well, the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo is in dire need of a win... let's add Elton vs Pugsley to the show.

Oh god we’ve hit a new low!! Ugly people melting over The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling!!

Cannot wait for Sunday

 

[Pugsley]

This thread needs some WD-40, I hear a irritating squeaking sound

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

This thread needs some WD-40, I hear a irritating squeaking sound


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It does help to loosen nuts

 

[Pugsley]

It does help to loosen nuts

Leave it Pugs.

 

[Pugsley]

Well, the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo is in dire need of a win... let's add Elton vs Pugsley to the show.

He does like a squirrel grip.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for the SFAEW Offseason Spectacular!





Kicking us off this week:

serial_thrilla defends his Intercity Championship against Grand Uncle Horace!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a belly-to-belly suplex on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace catches serial_thrilla in a triangle choke.
serial_thrilla manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace catches serial_thrilla in a hammerlock.
serial_thrilla breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
serial_thrilla attempts a powerslam, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
Grand Uncle Horace whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace punches serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla performs a DDT against Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla takes Grand Uncle Horace down with a DDT.
serial_thrilla attempts a front-layout suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a vertical suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a vertical suplex on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace takes serial_thrilla down with a vertical suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a belly-to-belly suplex against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a Fujiwara armbar.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace catches serial_thrilla in the STF.
serial_thrilla reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kick to the thigh, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard cutter on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
serial_thrilla whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a stomp, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla attempts a vertical suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a vertical suplex against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Grand Uncle Horace on the turnbuckle, but
Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard roundhouse kick on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla executes the Vertebreaker against Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a hammerlock.
serial_thrilla breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Grand Uncle Horace on the turnbuckle, but
Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a drop-down uppercut, but Grand Uncle Horace ducks out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a kick to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a Fujiwara armbar, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a Muscle Buster against Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace falls out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
serial_thrilla covers Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla nails Grand Uncle Horace with a DDT.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
serial_thrilla whips Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but
Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace runs shoulder-first into the corner, but serial_thrilla lifts his knee.
serial_thrilla executes a sunset flip against Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla punches Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a triangle choke on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla grabs the ropes after 7 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a Fujiwara armbar.
serial_thrilla breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla takes Grand Uncle Horace down with a vertical suplex.
serial_thrilla attempts a flying dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace locks serial_thrilla in the STF.
serial_thrilla reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a punch, but serial_thrilla counters it with an armbreaker.
In turn, Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a throw-off.
Grand Uncle Horace locks serial_thrilla in the cross-face chicken wing.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace lets go after 17 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet checks serial_thrilla's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
serial_thrilla fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace chops serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace punches serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace uses an armbar takedown on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Grand Uncle Horace launches serial_thrilla across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
Grand Uncle Horace charges into the corner, but serial_thrilla lifts his leg.
serial_thrilla tries a sunset flip, but Grand Uncle Horace sits down on him.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Grand Uncle Horace whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla whips Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but
Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a kick to the head, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace hits an armbar takedown on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a mounted punch, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace punches serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla uses a front-layout suplex on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla chops Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace chops serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla chops Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace chops serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a fireman's carry, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries an armdrag takedown, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a forearm choke.
Mike Uppet warns Grand Uncle Horace to let go.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a punch against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace locks serial_thrilla in a Fujiwara armbar.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla is inching his way towards the ropes.
serial_thrilla is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet asks serial_thrilla if he should stop the fight.
serial_thrilla shakes his head.
serial_thrilla grabs the ropes after 40 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla is inching his way towards the ropes.
serial_thrilla manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 19 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a kneebar.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a kneebar, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla punches Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd erupts.
Grand Uncle Horace chops serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
serial_thrilla punches Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla hits a draping DDT on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
serial_thrilla performs an armdrag takedown against Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla hits an armdrag takedown on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla tries a toss suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a vertical suplex.
In turn, serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla tries a double leg slam, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a sunset flip.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a fist to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a fireman's carry on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace gets the STF on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace lets go after 22 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace locks serial_thrilla in a kneebar.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla is writhing in pain.
serial_thrilla manages to grab the ropes after 30 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla breaks the hold after 24 seconds.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla attempts a vertical suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace takes serial_thrilla down with a back suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
serial_thrilla manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for the STF, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla complains about a slow count.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a knee to the back on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace gets the cross-face chicken wing on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla reaches the ropes after 10 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a belly-to-back suplex against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace locks serial_thrilla in the cross-face chicken wing.
serial_thrilla gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace puts serial_thrilla in a choke sleeper.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a punch on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace takes serial_thrilla down with a back suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
The crowd is booing Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace catches serial_thrilla in a forearm choke.
Mike Uppet warns Grand Uncle Horace to let go.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
Grand Uncle Horace executes an armbar takedown against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla executes a superkick against Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a legsweep against serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet tells serial_thrilla to respond or he'll stop the fight.
serial_thrilla nods.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla is inching his way towards the ropes.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla tries to fight the pain.
serial_thrilla summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet checks serial_thrilla's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
serial_thrilla fights his way out of the hold after 50 seconds.
serial_thrilla gets the Koji clutch on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
serial_thrilla locks Grand Uncle Horace in the Koji clutch.
Grand Uncle Horace inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex against Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla executes a Muscle Buster against Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla executes a draping DDT against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace punches serial_thrilla.
Grand Uncle Horace hits serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace with a kick.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on Grand Uncle Horace.
serial_thrilla hits a Flatliner on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
serial_thrilla throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Grand Uncle Horace moves out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 15 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits Grand Uncle Horace with a kick.
serial_thrilla puts Grand Uncle Horace in the Koji clutch.
Grand Uncle Horace tries to escape the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace is writhing in pain.
Grand Uncle Horace submits after 7 seconds.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:22:46
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


And Thrilla retains! Horrie slowing down the action to a crawl in some places, but his methodical mat-based submissions could prove to be a secret weapon yet...

 

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Secondly:

The Nou Camp Combat Club continues to fall apart!

por_please_ya takes on Supersuns!​

 

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They lock up.
Supersuns sets up por_please_ya on the turnbuckle.
Supersuns tries a top-rope wheelbarrow Victory Roll, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya throws Supersuns off the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya attempts a dropkick, but Supersuns steps out of the way.
Supersuns covers por_please_ya.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Supersuns executes a diving Meteora against por_please_ya.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Supersuns tries a snap mare, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya nails Supersuns with a high knee.
por_please_ya throws Supersuns out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, Supersuns reenters the ring.
por_please_ya uses a bodyslam on Supersuns.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
por_please_ya complains about a slow count.
por_please_ya uses a double foot stomp on Supersuns.
por_please_ya whips Supersuns into the ropes.
Supersuns hits por_please_ya with an elbow.
Supersuns performs a sliding forearm smash against por_please_ya.
Supersuns uses a dragon screw on por_please_ya.
Supersuns attempts a Falcon Arrow, but por_please_ya slides down his back.
por_please_ya takes Supersuns down with a release dragon suplex.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya attempts a half Boston, but Supersuns blocks it.
Supersuns chops por_please_ya.
Supersuns is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
por_please_ya hits Supersuns.
The chants for por_please_ya are deafening.
por_please_ya punches Supersuns.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
por_please_ya takes Supersuns down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya whips Supersuns into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
Supersuns performs a running Frankensteiner against por_please_ya.
Supersuns uses a sliding forearm smash on por_please_ya.
Supersuns goes for a dragon screw, but por_please_ya counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for por_please_ya.
por_please_ya nails Supersuns with a jumping knee strike.
por_please_ya goes for a flying huracanrana, but Supersuns steps out of the way.
Supersuns works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Supersuns as target practice.
Supersuns executes a superkick against por_please_ya.
Supersuns works the crowd.
Supersuns tries a snap mare, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya goes for a flying huracanrana, but Supersuns counters it with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Numerous fans are using Supersuns as target practice.
Supersuns tries the Meteora, but por_please_ya rolls out of the way.
por_please_ya whips Supersuns into the ropes, but Supersuns reverses it.
por_please_ya executes a spinning headscissors against Supersuns.
por_please_ya executes a double foot stomp against Supersuns.
por_please_ya goes for a release dragon suplex, but Supersuns blocks it.
Supersuns tries a rana, but por_please_ya counters it with a tiger driver.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya complains about a slow count.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya whips Supersuns into the ropes, but Supersuns reverses it.
por_please_ya performs a high knee against Supersuns.
por_please_ya uses a bulldog on Supersuns.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for por_please_ya.
por_please_ya nails Supersuns with a jumping knee strike.
por_please_ya hits the 6-1-9 on Supersuns.
por_please_ya throws Supersuns into the turnbuckle, but Supersuns reverses it.
Supersuns charges into the corner.
Supersuns runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya uses a dropkick on Supersuns.
por_please_ya catches Supersuns in a half Boston.
Supersuns reaches the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
por_please_ya performs a double foot stomp against Supersuns.
por_please_ya tries a dropkick, but Supersuns steps out of the way.
Supersuns nails por_please_ya with a flying dropkick.
Supersuns covers por_please_ya.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Supersuns runs into the ropes.
Supersuns misses with a shoulderblock.
Supersuns hits por_please_ya with a kick.
Supersuns is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Supersuns nails por_please_ya with a diving flip piledriver.
Supersuns works the crowd.
Supersuns is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Supersuns hits a chop on por_please_ya.
Supersuns uses a reverse Frankensteiner on por_please_ya.
Supersuns hits a reverse Frankensteiner on por_please_ya.
Supersuns puts por_please_ya in a triangle choke.
por_please_ya grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Supersuns takes por_please_ya down with a back suplex.
Supersuns tries a kick to the midsection, but por_please_ya counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, Supersuns counters it with an enzuigiri.
Numerous fans are using Supersuns as target practice.
Supersuns performs a release German suplex against por_please_ya.
Supersuns attempts a kick to the midsection, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya nails Supersuns with a bulldog.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya chops Supersuns.
por_please_ya kicks Supersuns.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya goes for a high knee, but Supersuns ducks out of the way.
Supersuns performs a diving flip piledriver against por_please_ya.
Numerous fans are using Supersuns as target practice.
Supersuns executes a dragon screw against por_please_ya.
Supersuns throws por_please_ya into the turnbuckle, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya runs shoulder-first into the corner.
por_please_ya nails Supersuns with a bulldog.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
por_please_ya tries a bulldog, but Supersuns throws her off.
Supersuns throws por_please_ya into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya comes back and rocks Supersuns with an elbow.
por_please_ya whips Supersuns into the ropes, but Supersuns reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
Supersuns misses with a clothesline.
Supersuns hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
por_please_ya falls out of the ring.
Supersuns goes outside.
Supersuns whips por_please_ya into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Supersuns goes for the Monster Bomb, but por_please_ya counters it with a slidedown.
por_please_ya executes a small package against Supersuns.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Manangatang counts: 4.
por_please_ya runs Supersuns into the ringsteps.
por_please_ya executes a dropkick against Supersuns.
Manangatang counts: 5.
por_please_ya reenters the ring.
Supersuns follows her back in.
Supersuns brings the table into the ring.
Supersuns is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Supersuns sets up por_please_ya on the table.
Supersuns executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Supersuns runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Supersuns with a clothesline.
Supersuns falls out of the ring.
por_please_ya goes for a flying cross body press, but Supersuns moves out of the way.
Supersuns hits a Falcon Arrow on por_please_ya.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Supersuns runs por_please_ya into the ringpost.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Supersuns shoves por_please_ya into the guardrail.
Supersuns throws por_please_ya back into the ring.
Supersuns covers por_please_ya.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Supersuns executes the Monster Bomb on por_please_ya.
Numerous fans are using Supersuns as target practice.
Supersuns goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Supersuns tries a reverse Frankensteiner, but por_please_ya counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

The winner is por_please_ya. Time of match: 0:10:22
Sim Rating: *** 1/2



Senor M comes to ringside.
Senor M hits por_please_ya with a kick to the back of the head.
Senor M barks orders at Supersuns.
Supersuns executes a powerbomb out of the ring on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya is out cold.
Senor M and Supersuns shake hands and pose.

 

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Thirdly:






Elton Johns Wig faces Pugsley!​