Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[Braklet]

All you dumbass Hellenes, Gauls and Saxons are on notice.

The Roman Legion is reforming and on the march. Our civilisation tour has commenced.

The Pax Romana approaches!

Let's see which Battle of the Teutoburg Forest we get this time.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

lol … you are such a cat.

GUH You know this is a compliment to that sexy kitten Bonz

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

GUH You know this is a compliment to that sexy kitten Bonz

on our Far East Civilisation Tour we enjoyed feline dumplings and especially their aphrodisiac qualities.

 

[Braklet]

on our Far East Civilisation Tour we enjoyed feline dumplings and especially their aphrodisiac qualities.

I like petting kitties, not eating them.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I like petting kitties, not eating them.

there are so many come backs on this small statement but........

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Greetings all, we're kicking off the off-season with some administration!



The second seasonal SFAEW Awards are now open for voting in the poll below:

Season 36 SFAEW Awards

Please vote

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We'll be announcing the results on the 23rd, as part of the SFAEW Festivus special.​

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Couple days late catching up, but unreal stuff as always Phenom!

Glad to see this going as strong as ever because it’s a real pleasure to be involved/follow along.

I mean, **** you Tigerturbulance!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Now that PhenomenalV1 has taken back full creative control of the SFAEW we all know what is in store for the season opener...

Adrenaline in my soul
Every fight out of control
Do it all to get them off their feet
Crowd is here, about to blow
Waitin' for me to start the show
Out the curtain, lights go up
I'm home (whoa)

​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Saturday:


Feats of Strength? Check.


Airing of Grievances? Check.


Aluminium poles? Check.



It's almost time for SFAEW's Festivus Frenzy!


And also the SFAEW Awards. Voting is closed, btw.



We've got eight big awards to hand out, and five even bigger matches up on showcase.

Let's see what's on the card:






We're kind-of-sort-of wrapping up one of the biggest feuds of SweetaMania season!

Can Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo overcome the combined might of Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado and Pickitt?






U2tigers returns to the ring following his unsuccessful tile at the World Championship with a clash against Cadsky!






The Trios Titles will be on the line as Grand Uncle Horace, Braklet and JT_the_Man defend the belts against the Premiership winning Falconista, Barrybran and GWS Goose!






Tonga Bob's annual feats of strength are back; this year it's JoshWoodenSpoon stepping up to the crease!




And in your main event of the silly season:






The newly minted top heel TheInjuryFactory takes on Loonerty in his triumphant return to SFAEW!

And what's more, it's a Texas Deathmatch.




See you on Festivus!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

This Saturday:


Feats of Strength? Check.


Airing of Grievances? Check.


Aluminium poles? Check.



It's almost time for SFAEW's Festivus Frenzy!


And also the SFAEW Awards. Voting is closed, btw.



We've got eight big awards to hand out, and five even bigger matches up on showcase.

Let's see what's on the card:




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We're kind-of-sort-of wrapping up one of the biggest feuds of SweetaMania season!

Can Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo overcome the combined might of Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado and Pickitt?




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U2tigers returns to the ring following his unsuccessful tile at the World Championship with a clash against Cadsky!




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The Trios Titles will be on the line as Grand Uncle Horace, Braklet and JT_the_Man defend the belts against the Premiership winning Falconista, Barrybran and GWS Goose!




View attachment 1875346

Tonga Bob's annual feats of strength are back; this year it's JoshWoodenSpoon stepping up to the crease!




And in your main event of the silly season:




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The newly minted top heel TheInjuryFactory takes on Loonerty in his triumphant return to SFAEW!

And what's more, it's a Texas Deathmatch.




See you on Festivus!​

The Filth Wizard has our entire faction left this organisation and moved to SFAWF recently?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Filth Wizard has our entire faction left this organisation and moved to SFAWF recently?

Let's look at the card.

Turbo - 19
Mrs Turbo - 42
Frothies - 13
James Colorado - 7
Pickitt - 0

Bono - 62
Cadsky - 3

Horry - 11
Brak - 19
JT - 0
Falcon - 0
Barry - 0
Goose - 0

Bob - 7
Josh - 6

TIF - 32
Loons - 5

Judging by the engagement of 80% of those listed I'd see this is a house show for the sponsors. Meanwhile two of the all time greats probably just need to start bashing people again (plus the rest of the nWo if they can be bothered).

 

[Pugsley]

Benoit

They have forgotten him ever being in the WWE for obvious reasons.

 

[Tonga Bob]

This Saturday:


Feats of Strength? Check.


Airing of Grievances? Check.


Aluminium poles? Check.



It's almost time for SFAEW's Festivus Frenzy!


And also the SFAEW Awards. Voting is closed, btw.



We've got eight big awards to hand out, and five even bigger matches up on showcase.

Let's see what's on the card:




View attachment 1875348

We're kind-of-sort-of wrapping up one of the biggest feuds of SweetaMania season!

Can Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo overcome the combined might of Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado and Pickitt?




View attachment 1875345

U2tigers returns to the ring following his unsuccessful tile at the World Championship with a clash against Cadsky!




View attachment 1875349

The Trios Titles will be on the line as Grand Uncle Horace, Braklet and JT_the_Man defend the belts against the Premiership winning Falconista, Barrybran and GWS Goose!




View attachment 1875346

Tonga Bob's annual feats of strength are back; this year it's JoshWoodenSpoon stepping up to the crease!




And in your main event of the silly season:




View attachment 1875347

The newly minted top heel TheInjuryFactory takes on Loonerty in his triumphant return to SFAEW!

And what's more, it's a Texas Deathmatch.




See you on Festivus!​

Hey mate, we'll make sure to have this on the TV in the background while the Frankies are on. And TheInjuryFactory & I will make sure to pop by to stomp some pretty boys' heads in for you to keep the masses entertained.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Saturday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW's Festivus Frenzy!

(And also the SFAEW Awards for Season 36)



Kicking us off this evening:

Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo take on Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado & Pickitt!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
James Colorado uses a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
James Colorado executes a running knee strike against Mrs Turbo.
James Colorado covers Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
James Colorado sets up Mrs Turbo on the turnbuckle.
James Colorado hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado uses a Samoan Drop on Mrs Turbo.
James Colorado uses a jumping knee strike on Mrs Turbo.
James Colorado covers Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo performs a kneelift against James Colorado.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit James Colorado with a double forearm to the back.
Mrs Turbo executes a short clothesline against James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on James Colorado.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance uses a mounted elbowsmash on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance uses a mounted punch on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance uses a mounted punch on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
TigerTurbulance launches James Colorado across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance attempts a knee strike, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado gives him a chop, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against James Colorado.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo goes for a short clothesline, but James Colorado ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
James Colorado whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with a shoulderblock.
James Colorado misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance hits James Colorado with a kick.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance and James Colorado get hit with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
James Colorado executes a dropkick against TigerTurbulance.
James Colorado tries a snap mare, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance throws James Colorado out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance goes through the ropes.
Mrs Turbo comes over to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit James Colorado with a double forearm to the back.
TigerTurbulance whips James Colorado into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance gets back into the ring.
James Colorado follows him back in.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
TigerTurbulance executes a kneelift against James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TigerTurbulance throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance executes a shoulderblock to the midsection against James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance hits a shoulderblock to the midsection on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on James Colorado.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but James Colorado ducks out of the way.
James Colorado tags out to Frothies McVeigh.
James Colorado attempts a backbreaker, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
James Colorado rolls out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
James Colorado enters the ring and lays out Mrs Turbo.
James Colorado is starting to get more cheers than boos.
James Colorado performs a jumping knee strike against TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh performs a German suplex against TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
Frothies McVeigh tries a standing moonsault, but TigerTurbulance gets his knees up.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance launches Frothies McVeigh across the ring with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance takes Frothies McVeigh down with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance tries a knee strike, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh performs a spinning headscissors against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh hits a jumping knee strike on TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh nails TigerTurbulance with a flying bodypress.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a kneelift, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance executes a knee strike against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh tries to escape the hold.
Frothies McVeigh gets ahold of the ropes after 6 seconds.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance covers Frothies McVeigh.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
Frothies McVeigh hits TigerTurbulance with a shoulderblock.
Frothies McVeigh performs an enzuigiri against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh sends TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on Frothies McVeigh.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Pickitt enters the ring and lays out Mrs Turbo.
Frothies McVeigh and Pickitt whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double kick to the midsection.
Pickitt leaves the ring.
Frothies McVeigh nails TigerTurbulance with an enzuigiri.
Frothies McVeigh tags out to Pickitt.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a bodyslam, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh rolls out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against Pickitt.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but Pickitt ducks out of the way.
Pickitt runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Pickitt
counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Pickitt hits a flying elbowdrop on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Pickitt tries a jumping elbow thrust, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo whips Pickitt into the ropes.
Pickitt hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
Pickitt tries a high knee, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo executes a pop-up Samoan Drop against Pickitt.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Pickitt springs to his feet.
Pickitt whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits Pickitt with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo whips Pickitt into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Pickitt with a clothesline.
Pickitt falls out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, Pickitt reenters the ring.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Pickitt uses a high knee on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against Pickitt.
Mrs Turbo executes a forearm to the back against Pickitt.
Mrs Turbo whips Pickitt into the ropes.
Pickitt uses a jumping knee strike on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt performs an armdrag takedown against Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt uses a kneelift on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt uses a knee to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt nails Mrs Turbo with a slingshot cutter.
Pickitt covers Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Pickitt performs a dropkick from the second rope against Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt goes for a European uppercut, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo attempts a backbreaker, but Pickitt counters it with a facerake.
Pickitt takes Mrs Turbo down with a German suplex.
Pickitt is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Pickitt goes for a release German suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo punches Pickitt.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo punches Pickitt.
Pickitt hits Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Pickitt chops Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt hits an elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh hits a leg lariat on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt takes Mrs Turbo down with a German suplex.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
Pickitt launches Mrs Turbo across the ring with a release German suplex.
Pickitt is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Pickitt complains about a slow count.
Mrs Turbo executes a knee to the back against Pickitt.
Mrs Turbo executes a back suplex against Pickitt.
Mrs Turbo performs a pop-up Samoan Drop against Pickitt.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Pickitt springs to his feet.
Pickitt uses a knee to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt uses a spinning mule kick on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt performs a dropkick from the second rope against Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt hits a European uppercut on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Pickitt with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo performs a bodyslam against Pickitt.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring and throws Mrs Turbo out of the ring.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh uses a kick to the head on TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt hits an enzuigiri on TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
Pickitt executes a facerake against TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
Pickitt executes a jumping knee strike against TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt executes an inverted lung blower against TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt executes an Ace Crusher against TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Pickitt uses an inverted lung blower on TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt hits a knee to the back on TigerTurbulance.
Pickitt gives him a Russian legsweep, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Pickitt hits TigerTurbulance with a kick.
Pickitt executes a DDT against TigerTurbulance.
James Colorado enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
James Colorado gives him a Samoan Drop, but TigerTurbulance ignores it and yells at him.
Pickitt hits a flying elbowdrop on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
Pickitt runs into the ropes.
Pickitt hits TigerTurbulance with a shoulderblock.
Pickitt whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
Pickitt takes TigerTurbulance down with a bodyslam.
Pickitt tries a dropkick from the second rope, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
TigerTurbulance whips Pickitt into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Pickitt.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance throws Pickitt out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance rolls out under the bottom rope.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance gets back into the ring.
Pickitt rolls back in under the bottom rope.
TigerTurbulance puts Pickitt in a guillotine choke.
Pickitt gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Pickitt into the ropes.
They hit Pickitt with a double backdrop.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Pickitt into the ropes.
They hit Pickitt with a double fist to the midsection.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo goes for a snap mare, but Pickitt blocks it.
Pickitt hits a brain buster on Mrs Turbo.
Pickitt is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Pickitt tries a Russian legsweep, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on Pickitt.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.

The winners are Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:15:54
Sim Rating: **3/4


Holy Matrimony keep on truckin'!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Onto our first award of the evening:



Swerve of the Season



Let's run down the nominees.




U2tigers is Wilbert K. Pringle

In the middle of the season, serial_thrilla found himself the target of a series of cryptic messages, ostensibly from SPAM FL legend Wilbert K. Pringle.

When push came to shove, the sender made his true identity public: Thrilla's former best friend U2tigers!




Frothies Mcveigh brutally assaults Mrs Turbo

On the road to SweetaMania, Froth cements the Fighting Furies heel turn with a shocking attack on league favourite Mrs Turbo in front of her handcuffed loving husband. To twist the knife, the next week Froth rammed her ambulance with a semi-trailer, showing no remorse for his actions.




Loonerty returns at SweetaMania

After enjoying retirement for three seasons, Loons had enough of sitting at home and watching the weekly shows, and decided to make an unnanounced return to SFAEW at the Showcase of the Mortals. The reaction to his return overshadowed TheInjuryFactory's victory over okeydoke7 mere seconds earlier.




Hate is excommunicated from the nWo

Following weeks of tension between Hate and The Filth Wizard over the true purpose of the faction, Filthy took it upon himself to violently have Hate removed following a failed World Championship tilt.




serial_thrilla joins the nWo

As part of his grand plan to break U2tigers spirit, serial_thrilla made a shock move to the nWo in round 1, assisting Filthy in beating Bono.



And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

U2tigers being revealed as the man behind Wilbert K. Pringle!



Congratulations, Bono!



​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And for our second award of the evening:




Rookie of the Season




Our nominees are:




King Tenz

SFAEW's very own Butcher arrived in the company with violence on his mind. From wrestling in Barbed Wire matches to powerbombing brand new Hardcore Champions, he's made one hell of an impression in his rookie year.




okeydoke7

Mister...One...THOUSAND made his long awaited full debut in the company and instantly found himself working a main event program with then World Champion TheInjuryFactory. Somehow...I still think his best is yet to come. YEAH!




Gralin

The recently minted EKA winner made something of a low key debut in SFAEW, but he rose through the ranks to somehow get promoted into the Head of Security role. He's overseen some high-intensity contract signings, and still has a solid career ahead of him.




James Colorado

Despite having lost every single match he had this season, the man whose name resembles a mockbuster version of Indiana Jones foudn his way onto the ballot by virtue of his devious roles in assisting Froth and Pick with getting ahead.




Callums_Guns

Not strictly a rookie in SFAEW, CG gets onto the shortlist by was of becoming one of the league's best tag team specialists in his first full-length season in the fed.




And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

James Colorado!




For the first time all season, he's actually won something!




​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

In our second match of the evening:

U2tigers takes on Cadsky!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Cadsky executes a kneelift against U2Tigers.
Cadsky whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky with a kick.
U2Tigers is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers takes Cadsky down with a sleeper slam.
U2Tigers whips Cadsky into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with an elbow.
U2Tigers uses an enzuigiri on Cadsky.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers goes for a bulldog, but Cadsky throws him off.
Cadsky attempts a full nelson slam, but U2Tigers counters it with a backward kick.
U2Tigers attempts a dropkick, but Cadsky steps out of the way.
Cadsky says, "Everybody dies!".
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Cadsky takes U2Tigers down with an overhead choke suplex.
Cadsky is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cadsky tries a falling splash, but U2Tigers gets his knees up.
U2Tigers executes a jumping neck snap against Cadsky.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Cadsky misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers misses with an elbow.
Cadsky hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Cadsky attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but U2Tigers counters it with a punch.
U2Tigers chops Cadsky.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
Cadsky kicks U2Tigers.
Cadsky kicks U2Tigers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Cadsky chops U2Tigers.
Cadsky tries a kick to the head, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers gives him a chop, but Cadsky only stares at him.
U2Tigers whips Cadsky into the ropes, but Cadsky reverses it.
Cadsky misses with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers misses with an elbow.
Cadsky misses with a clothesline.
Cadsky uses a kick to the head on U2Tigers.
Cadsky executes a forearm to the back against U2Tigers.
Cadsky tries a power bomb, but U2Tigers counters it with a backdrop.
U2Tigers performs a sleeper slam against Cadsky.
U2Tigers uses an enzuigiri on Cadsky.
U2Tigers uses a spinning leg lariat on Cadsky.
U2Tigers throws Cadsky out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Cadsky reenters the ring.
U2Tigers punches Cadsky.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
Cadsky punches U2Tigers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
U2Tigers kicks Cadsky.
U2Tigers attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Cadsky counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a spinning headscissors.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers throws Cadsky into the turnbuckle, but Cadsky reverses it.
Cadsky performs a kneelift against U2Tigers.
Cadsky attempts a lariat, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers sends Cadsky into the turnbuckle.
U2Tigers charges into the corner.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes a spinning leg lariat against Cadsky.
U2Tigers attempts a dropkick, but Cadsky steps out of the way.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Cadsky covers U2Tigers.
Cadsky pulls the tights.
Chief counts: One, he sees it.
Chief threatens Cadsky with disqualification.
Cadsky performs a choke slam against U2Tigers.
Cadsky executes an inverted DDT against U2Tigers.
Cadsky whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits a spinning leg lariat on Cadsky.
U2Tigers executes a Russian legsweep against Cadsky.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
U2Tigers sends Cadsky into the turnbuckle.
U2Tigers takes Cadsky down with a vertical suplex.
U2Tigers performs a Northern Lights suplex against Cadsky.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers takes Cadsky down with a jumping DDT.
U2Tigers executes a flapjack against Cadsky.
U2Tigers uses a dropkick on Cadsky.
U2Tigers sends Cadsky into the turnbuckle.
Cadsky comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
U2Tigers tries a backbreaker, but Cadsky blocks it.
Cadsky performs a forearm to the back against U2Tigers.
Cadsky attempts a bodyslam, but U2Tigers counters it with an elbowsmash.
U2Tigers throws Cadsky into the turnbuckle.
U2Tigers charges into the corner, but Cadsky moves out of the way.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
Cadsky misses with a clothesline.
Cadsky hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Cadsky covers U2Tigers.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cadsky launches U2Tigers across the ring with an overhead choke suplex.
Cadsky is going for the cover.
Cadsky pulls the tights.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cadsky performs a short clothesline against U2Tigers.
Cadsky puts U2Tigers in a choke against the ropes.
Chief warns Cadsky to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Cadsky nails U2Tigers with a sidewalk slam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
Cadsky performs a facebuster onto the knee against U2Tigers.
Cadsky performs a sidewalk slam against U2Tigers.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Cadsky whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
Cadsky hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Cadsky throws U2Tigers out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, U2Tigers reenters the ring.
Cadsky whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky with a clothesline.
U2Tigers uses a hiptoss on Cadsky.
U2Tigers uses a hiptoss on Cadsky.
U2Tigers gets a scorpion deathlock on Cadsky.
Cadsky manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
U2Tigers tries a spinning leg lariat, but Cadsky steps out of the way.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers places Cadsky on the turnbuckle.
U2Tigers uses a superplex on Cadsky.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers attempts an inverted DDT, but Cadsky counters it with a facerake.
Cadsky kicks U2Tigers.
Cadsky hits U2Tigers.
U2Tigers chops Cadsky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky.
Cadsky punches U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using Cadsky as target practice.
Cadsky chops U2Tigers.
U2Tigers chops Cadsky.
U2Tigers chops Cadsky.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Cadsky.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits a backbreaker on Cadsky.
U2Tigers is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
U2Tigers performs a half nelson bulldog against Cadsky.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers executes a flapjack against Cadsky.
U2Tigers uses a flying cross body press on Cadsky.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
U2Tigers attempts a cross-face submission, but Cadsky counters it with a facerake.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes a bodyslam against Cadsky.
U2Tigers goes for an inverted DDT, but Cadsky counters it with a facerake.
Cadsky takes U2Tigers down with a sidewalk slam.
Cadsky pulls the tights.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cadsky places U2Tigers on the turnbuckle.
Cadsky nails U2Tigers with a superplex.
The crowd is vociferously booing Cadsky.
Cadsky punches U2Tigers.
Cadsky kicks U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers punches Cadsky.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky.
U2Tigers executes a backbreaker against Cadsky.
U2Tigers uses a kneelift on Cadsky.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers performs a spinning leg lariat against Cadsky.
U2Tigers whips Cadsky into the ropes.
Cadsky misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers hits Cadsky with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers attempts a headbutt, but Cadsky blocks it.
Cadsky whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
Cadsky hits a lariat on U2Tigers.
Cadsky hits a power bomb on U2Tigers.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Cadsky takes U2Tigers down with a sidewalk slam.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Cadsky hits a falling splash on U2Tigers.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Cadsky nails U2Tigers with a power bomb.
Cadsky uses the ropes for leverage.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Cadsky complains about a slow count.
Cadsky sets up U2Tigers on the turnbuckle.
Cadsky executes the Blackout on U2Tigers.
Cadsky goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cadsky goes for a sidewalk slam, but U2Tigers counters it with a DDT.
U2Tigers covers Cadsky.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Cadsky.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is U2tigers. Time of match: 0:12:49
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Bono's back in business! Maybe he can actually wrestle more matches next season...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

For our third award of the night:




Feud of the Season




Here are the nominees:




Team Froth vs Team Cheese

A massive war between two ever expanding factions, tensions between Frothies Mcveigh and damicky boiled over big time in the first third of the season. What started as an underhanded attack on Musical Cheese exploded over the next few weeks, culminating in a 25-way brawl after a Trios Championship bout, and one of the best Magnificent Seven matches in company history.




TheInjuryFactory vs okeydoke7

Mister...One...THOUSAND's first real feud in SFAEW, and it was a heavy hitter right out of the gate. "Inj"'s looming frustration with his new nickname, coupled with a post-championship losing streak, lead to a reprisal of the early season barnburner at SweetaMania, with even more dramatic consequences.




serial_thrilla vs U2tigers, Part II

Picking up right where they left off at the end of Season 35, Thrilla and Bono resumed their hostilities amongst the ashes of a fractured friendship. nWo betrayals, cryptic Pringles, and a toolbox to the back of the head paved the way to a fateful encounter inside Hell in a Cell. And once you thought it was over...they main evented SweetaMania.




Kennedy Parker vs Elton Johns Wig

KP wanted nothing to do with Elton. He didn't want to wrestle him at the pre-season spectacular. He didn't want a "B-plus player" in any championship scene. He even set up 5 labours as hoops for Elton tp jump through. Then...he changed his mind. He helped Elton win the IC Title. He formed the Corporate Wigs, but even then...he couldn't outrun the inevitable Admin vs Admin showdown...




The nWo vs Demolition Squad

An unfortunate side effect of Sun Ra getting banned was that this little piece of Faction Warfare fell to the wayside. Anarchy in the Arena, a ladder match for the Hardcore Championship, this feud had all the bells and whistles.




Shaun Freakin' Duggan vs TheInjuryFactory

TiF's other big feud this season, and arguably the feud with the most quality matches. Between the main event of SFAEW 100 and their Iron Man rematch, TiF and Duggan burned the house down with every move.




And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla vs U2tigers, Part II!




Yet another feather in the cap for the duo's 2023!




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[PhenomenalV1]

And for the fourth award of the evening:




Tag Team of the Season




The nominees are:




Holy Matrimony

Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo ran roughshod over the Tag Team division all year, but it was this season where they stole the limelight with their record Tag Team Championship reign.




Musical Cheese

In what turned out to be a farewell tour for the Maestros of Mascarpone, damicky and HARPSichord went largely unchallenged as they won their feud with Team Froth, and hung out with World Champion Shaun Freakin' Duggan as part of the legendary Freakin' Musical Cheese faction.




East Side Hawks

por_please_ya's criminally underrated season kicked up into gear when she enrolled the services of Callums_Guns to take down Holy Matrimony. I will admit that renaming the team back to the old nickname played a part in their nomination.




Bonz-nomenal

After years of speculation, Bonz and PhenomenalV1 finally joined forces to form the ultimate tag team! Who would've thought that this was the best thing that the Corporate Wigs storyline gave the league?




The Corporate Wigs

Speaking of which, the Wigs weren't slouches themselves. The combined autocratic powers of Kennedy Parker and Elton Johns Wig may not have won them any tag titles, but they sure were and intimidating presence to match up with.




And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Holy Matrimony!



Congratulations Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo!





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