Event SFAEW Season 38: Magnificent Seven On Now!

[serial_thrilla]

U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits a chop on U2Tigers.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brenton Davy executes a lariat against U2Tigers.
SuperSuns launches U2Tigers across the ring with a release German suplex.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
SuperSuns hits a sliding forearm smash on U2Tigers.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
SuperSuns and Brenton Davy whip U2Tigers into the ropes.
SuperSuns and Brenton Davy hit U2Tigers with a double bodyslam.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
SuperSuns attempts a flying dropkick, but U2Tigers counters it with an intercept dropkick.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers performs a kick to the head against SuperSuns.
serial_thrilla uses an inside cradle on SuperSuns.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip SuperSuns into the ropes.
They hit SuperSuns with a double elbowsmash.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla attempts to place SuperSuns on the turnbuckle, but SuperSuns blocks it.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on SuperSuns.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers tries a flying dropkick, but SuperSuns counters it with an intercept dropkick.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brenton Davy attempts a lariat, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits an inside cradle on Brenton Davy.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla nails Brenton Davy with a moonsault bodyblock.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla hits a double leg slam on Brenton Davy.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla executes a drop-down uppercut against Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla takes Brenton Davy down with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Brenton Davy with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
U2Tigers executes a jumping neck snap against Brenton Davy.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip Brenton Davy into the ropes.
They hit Brenton Davy with a double kick to the midsection.
SuperSuns enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip Brenton Davy into the ropes.
They hit Brenton Davy with a double kick to the midsection.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla whips Brenton Davy into the ropes, but Brenton Davy reverses it.
Brenton Davy hits a belly-to-belly suplex on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Brenton Davy a standing ovation.
Brenton Davy tags out to SuperSuns.
SuperSuns and Brenton Davy whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double kick to the midsection.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
SuperSuns uses a rana on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
SuperSuns tries a pop-up power bomb, but serial_thrilla counters it with an inverted lung blower.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
U2Tigers nails SuperSuns with a backbreaker.
U2Tigers goes for a back suplex, but SuperSuns turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns hits a diving Meteora on U2Tigers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns nails U2Tigers with a flip piledriver.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
SuperSuns performs a running Frankensteiner against U2Tigers.
SuperSuns is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns executes the Dynamite Plunger against U2Tigers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns executes an open-handed chop against U2Tigers.
SuperSuns performs an open-handed chop against U2Tigers.
SuperSuns chops U2Tigers.
SuperSuns chops U2Tigers.
SuperSuns hits U2Tigers.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers performs a kick to the head against SuperSuns.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on SuperSuns.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Brenton Davy goes to break up the pin, but serial_thrilla drags him out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are serial_thrilla and U2tigers. Time of match: 0:15:29
Sim Rating: ****


U2tigers celebrates in the ring.

U2tigers tries to get serial_thrilla into the celebration.

serial_thrilla looks pensive.





ClarkeM walks down to ringside.

ClarkeM is handed a microphone.


CM: Now it's come to my attention that this team broke up acrimoniously in Season 35...and yet the two of you are still here. Care to explain?


Before serial_thrilla can speak, U2Tigers rolls out of the ring to confront ClarkeM.

U2Tigers grabs ClarkeM's microphone.


U2: Pretty simple answer there Clarkey. We patched things up.


ClarkeM snatches the microphone back.


CM: Really? Mind if I play a little clip from last season's semi-finals?


ClarkeM points at the big screen.





ClarkeM looks back at U2Tigers and serial_thrilla with a smug look on his face.


CM: You do realise that the rules to this tournament had a strict cut off date for registration for tag teams?

You two missed the boat by a whole week.

So in my official capacity as Caretaker Commissioner, I hereby rule that Hold Me Thrilla_Me-





CM: What the...


okeydoke7 comes down to ringside, brandishing a microphone.


OKD7: ClarkeM...LEMME TALK TO YA!

I took a little sneak peek at your rulebook, and nowhere in it does it say that unregistered Tag Teams are ineligible for title contention!

YEAH!

In fact, it doesn't say anything about Caretaker Commissioners either!


CM: Yes! Possibly because that piece of legislation is in the SFAEW Corporate Handboo-


okeydoke7 makes a "shush" gesture to ClarkeM's face.

The crowd is going wild for okeydoke7.


OKD7: I'll admit that I'm not well versed in wrestling corporate law...

...but one thing I am well versed in is respect.

Now Phenom might be out of action thanks to your masked goons, so he's not here to tell you this himself...

...but last week I went to check up on him. We reconciled our differences, and he told me that I'd gained his respect.

Long story short, until he's back, I'm his official enforcer! YEAH!


ClarkeM shakes his head in disgust.


OKD7: Bono and Thrilla can keep their place! And what's more, I'm gonna be taking you down a peg next week!

It'll be No Holds Barred; ClarkeM vs...

...Mister...

...Eleven...

...HUNDRED!

YEA-


Before okeydoke7 can finish, the lights go out.

When they come back on, okeydoke7 finds himself being beaten down by the six masked wrestlers.

ClarkeM leans down next to okeydoke7's barely conscious body.


CM: Let that be a little warning shot. Do not stand in the way of my Enforcement.


ClarkeM and the six masked wrestlers leave ringside.

Another two Baddies down.

But it seems that okeydoke7 needs some hired PROTECTION. U2tigers

 

[ShaunDuggan]

The last time HARPS was given a box of matches, he started a fire in The Wonders change room

He is not the sharpest tool in the shed

He didn't start the fire.

It was always burning.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits Frothies McVeigh with a kick.
cooney executes a vertical suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
cooney executes a bodyslam against Frothies McVeigh.
cooney hits a chop on Frothies McVeigh.
cooney hits a low blow on Frothies McVeigh.
cooney hits a dropkick on Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh springs to his feet.
Frothies McVeigh performs a kick to the thigh against cooney.
cooney begs off.
Frothies McVeigh tags out to James Colorado.
James Colorado and Frothies McVeigh whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double fist to the midsection.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
James Colorado hits a spinning mule kick on cooney.
James Colorado is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Colorado throws cooney into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado runs shoulder-first into the corner.
James Colorado performs a back suplex against cooney.
James Colorado performs a chop against cooney.
James Colorado attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
James Colorado hits a kick to the midsection on cooney.
James Colorado performs a chop against cooney.
James Colorado uses a snap mare on cooney.
James Colorado throws cooney out of the ring.
James Colorado jumps onto him with the Fosbury Flop.
Orange Crush comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush performs a jumping knee strike against cooney.
James Colorado goes for an inside cradle, but cooney blocks it.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
cooney shoves James Colorado into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
cooney gets back into the ring.
James Colorado climbs back into the ring.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney and James Colorado get hit with a double clothesline.
cooney performs a slap against James Colorado.
cooney tags out to PM Bangers.
Orange Crush enters the ring, but gets cut off.
PM Bangers and cooney hit James Colorado with a double facerake.
cooney leaves the ring.
PM Bangers nails James Colorado with a swinging side slam.
PM Bangers covers James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers attempts a power bomb, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with an elbow.
PM Bangers hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
PM Bangers whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
PM Bangers uses a spear on James Colorado.
The chants for PM Bangers are deafening.
PM Bangers performs an electric chair facebuster against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PM Bangers asks the crowd for their favourite music.
PM Bangers attempts an inverted atomic drop, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado tags out to Orange Crush.
James Colorado nails PM Bangers with a Samoan Drop.
Orange Crush and James Colorado whip PM Bangers into the ropes.
They hit PM Bangers with a double kick to the midsection.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
Orange Crush performs a Northern Lights suplex against PM Bangers.
There are lots of chants for Orange Crush.
Orange Crush whips PM Bangers into the ropes, but PM Bangers reverses it.
PM Bangers hits Orange Crush with a kick.
cooney enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
PM Bangers and cooney whip Orange Crush into the ropes.
They hit Orange Crush with a double fist to the midsection.
cooney leaves the ring.
PM Bangers hits a spear on Orange Crush.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PM Bangers.
PM Bangers whips Orange Crush into the turnbuckle, but Orange Crush reverses it.
Orange Crush tries an armdrag takedown, but PM Bangers counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Orange Crush counters it with a crucifix.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Orange Crush executes a flying forearm against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush has the crowd going wild.
Orange Crush performs a jumping knee strike against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
Orange Crush nails PM Bangers with a swinging DDT.
Orange Crush has the crowd going wild.
Orange Crush uses a jumping neckbreaker on PM Bangers.
Orange Crush runs into the ropes.
Orange Crush goes for a running Frankensteiner, but PM Bangers counters it with a power bomb.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orange Crush springs to his feet.
Orange Crush uses a Northern Lights suplex on PM Bangers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Orange Crush tags out to Frothies McVeigh.
Orange Crush performs a jumping knee strike against PM Bangers.
Frothies McVeigh uses an enzuigiri on PM Bangers.
cooney enters the ring and throws Orange Crush out of the ring.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
PM Bangers and cooney whip Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
They hit Frothies McVeigh with a double kick to the midsection.
cooney leaves the ring.
PM Bangers uses a hiptoss on Frothies McVeigh.
PM Bangers goes for a swinging side slam, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh punches PM Bangers.
Frothies McVeigh hits PM Bangers.
Frothies McVeigh hits a swinging DDT on PM Bangers.
Frothies McVeigh whips PM Bangers into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a kick to the chest, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers tags out to Headless.
Headless goes for an enzuigiri, but Frothies McVeigh steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh hits a legdrop on Headless.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spinning leg lariat against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh tags out to James Colorado.
Frothies McVeigh takes Headless down with a bodyslam.
James Colorado performs a flying somersault splash against Headless.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Frothies McVeigh hits a kick to the head on Headless.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
James Colorado goes for a back suplex, but Headless flips over.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
Headless performs a Saito suplex against James Colorado.
Headless executes a superkick against James Colorado.
Headless throws James Colorado out of the ring.
Headless goes outside.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney uses a vertical suplex on James Colorado.
Headless executes a diving flip piledriver against James Colorado.
cooney attempts a back suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a bulldog.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a kick to the head, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless goes for a release German suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a go-behind.
James Colorado shoves Headless into the guardrail.
James Colorado nails Headless with a high knee.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
James Colorado and Frothies McVeigh hit Headless with a double chop.
James Colorado executes a jumping knee strike against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
James Colorado runs Headless into the ringsteps.
James Colorado whips Headless into the guardrail.
James Colorado hits a reverse Frankensteiner on Headless.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh uses a jumping knee strike on Headless.
James Colorado performs an inside cradle against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh tries a jumping knee strike, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless uses a jawbreaker on James Colorado.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney performs a thumb to the eye against James Colorado.
Headless uses a diving flip piledriver on James Colorado.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney tries a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney comes over and lays out Frothies McVeigh.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

cooney hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Headless executes a Saito suplex against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
Headless runs James Colorado into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney tries a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
James Colorado throws Headless into the ringsteps.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but Headless counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: 8.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh comes over and lays out cooney.
Frothies McVeigh tries a kick to the head, but Headless ducks out of the way.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
Headless performs a diving flip piledriver against James Colorado.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 9.
Mike Uppet counts: 10.
Headless climbs back into the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Headless performs a dropkick to the knee against James Colorado.
Headless is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Headless tags out to cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring and throws Headless out of the ring.
James Colorado and Frothies McVeigh whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
James Colorado whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on James Colorado.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is close to passing out from the pain.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is almost gone.
Mike Uppet checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
James Colorado nails cooney with a superkick.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado uses a back suplex on cooney.
James Colorado hits a kick to the midsection on cooney.
James Colorado executes an enzuigiri against cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Headless enters the ring and lays out Frothies McVeigh.
cooney and Headless hit James Colorado with a double bodyslam.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney tries a vertical suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado kicks cooney.
James Colorado hits cooney.
James Colorado punches cooney.
The crowd is vociferously booing James Colorado.
James Colorado uses a jumping knee strike on cooney.
James Colorado sends cooney into the turnbuckle, but cooney reverses it.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
cooney executes a kneebreaker against James Colorado.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits James Colorado with a kick.
cooney throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
cooney uses a chop on James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
cooney puts James Colorado in an armbar submission.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado tags out to Orange Crush.
PM Bangers enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double dropkick.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Orange Crush and James Colorado whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double backdrop.
PM Bangers gets back up and lays out James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney and PM Bangers hit Orange Crush with a double bodyslam.
PM Bangers leaves the ring.
cooney throws Orange Crush into the turnbuckle, but Orange Crush reverses it.
Orange Crush runs shoulder-first into the corner, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney tags out to Headless.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Orange Crush with an elbow.
Orange Crush springs to his feet.
Orange Crush performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
Orange Crush performs a superkick against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a moonsault bodyblock against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Orange Crush executes a vertical suplex against Headless.
Orange Crush hits a moonsault bodyblock on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Orange Crush performs an armdrag takedown against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a dropkick against Headless.
Orange Crush uses a flying cross body press on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Orange Crush gives the sign for the Tornado DDT.
Orange Crush executes the Tornado DDT on Headless.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orange Crush performs a headbutt to the midsection against Headless.
Orange Crush tries a vertical suplex, but Headless reverses it.
Orange Crush re-reverses it.
Orange Crush tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Headless counters it with an intercept superkick.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Headless performs a swinging neckbreaker against Orange Crush.
Headless covers Orange Crush.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless tags out to PM Bangers.
PM Bangers and Headless whip Orange Crush into the ropes.
They hit Orange Crush with a double fist to the midsection.
Headless leaves the ring.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Orange Crush throws PM Bangers out of the ring.
Orange Crush jumps onto him with a Moonsault Plancha.
James Colorado comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit PM Bangers with a double chop.
Headless comes over and lays out James Colorado.
Headless attempts a dropkick, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush reenters the ring.
PM Bangers climbs back into the ring.
Orange Crush executes an armdrag takedown against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a snap mare against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Orange Crush runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
Orange Crush hits PM Bangers with a clothesline.
Orange Crush works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush uses an elbowsmash on PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a moonsault bodyblock against PM Bangers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh grabs the ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.
Frothies McVeigh gestures for Orange Crush to get out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh lines up PMBangers.





Frothies McVeigh stops in his tracks.
Frothies McVeigh points and screams at the entrance ramp, "Were is he?!"
Loonerty rolls out from under the ring.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh in the back of the head with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
Frothies McVeigh is out cold.
Orange Crush yells at Loonerty.
PM Bangers surprises Orange Crush with a DDT.
PM Bangers executes the Bangers' Mash on Orange Crush.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PM Bangers goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are cooney, Headless and PMBangers. Time of match: 0:21:03
Sim Rating: ****


The Mount Buller Demons collect their championship belts and celebrate on the entrance ramp.

Loonerty is handed a microphone.


L: Sorry about that Froth, but your baseless taunts really needed a stopping point.

Since you seem to preoccupied with this utterly batshit idea of collecting three titles to accept the reality around you, let me offer you a harsh truth...


Loonerty holds up the Intercity Championship belt.


L: ...You will never...never beat me. And never for this belt.

No one can.





Chipmunk comes down to ringside.

Chipmunk enters the ring and stares down with Loonerty...





See you next week...or Sunday. Whichever comes first.

 

[BigChippa52]

cooney hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Headless executes a Saito suplex against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
Headless runs James Colorado into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney tries a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
James Colorado throws Headless into the ringsteps.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but Headless counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: 8.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh comes over and lays out cooney.
Frothies McVeigh tries a kick to the head, but Headless ducks out of the way.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
Headless performs a diving flip piledriver against James Colorado.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 9.
Mike Uppet counts: 10.
Headless climbs back into the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Headless performs a dropkick to the knee against James Colorado.
Headless is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Headless tags out to cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring and throws Headless out of the ring.
James Colorado and Frothies McVeigh whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
James Colorado whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on James Colorado.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is close to passing out from the pain.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is almost gone.
Mike Uppet checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
James Colorado nails cooney with a superkick.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado uses a back suplex on cooney.
James Colorado hits a kick to the midsection on cooney.
James Colorado executes an enzuigiri against cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Headless enters the ring and lays out Frothies McVeigh.
cooney and Headless hit James Colorado with a double bodyslam.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney tries a vertical suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado kicks cooney.
James Colorado hits cooney.
James Colorado punches cooney.
The crowd is vociferously booing James Colorado.
James Colorado uses a jumping knee strike on cooney.
James Colorado sends cooney into the turnbuckle, but cooney reverses it.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
cooney executes a kneebreaker against James Colorado.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits James Colorado with a kick.
cooney throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
cooney uses a chop on James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
cooney puts James Colorado in an armbar submission.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado tags out to Orange Crush.
PM Bangers enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double dropkick.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Orange Crush and James Colorado whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double backdrop.
PM Bangers gets back up and lays out James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney and PM Bangers hit Orange Crush with a double bodyslam.
PM Bangers leaves the ring.
cooney throws Orange Crush into the turnbuckle, but Orange Crush reverses it.
Orange Crush runs shoulder-first into the corner, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney tags out to Headless.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Orange Crush with an elbow.
Orange Crush springs to his feet.
Orange Crush performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
Orange Crush performs a superkick against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a moonsault bodyblock against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Orange Crush executes a vertical suplex against Headless.
Orange Crush hits a moonsault bodyblock on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Orange Crush performs an armdrag takedown against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a dropkick against Headless.
Orange Crush uses a flying cross body press on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Orange Crush gives the sign for the Tornado DDT.
Orange Crush executes the Tornado DDT on Headless.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orange Crush performs a headbutt to the midsection against Headless.
Orange Crush tries a vertical suplex, but Headless reverses it.
Orange Crush re-reverses it.
Orange Crush tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Headless counters it with an intercept superkick.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Headless performs a swinging neckbreaker against Orange Crush.
Headless covers Orange Crush.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless tags out to PM Bangers.
PM Bangers and Headless whip Orange Crush into the ropes.
They hit Orange Crush with a double fist to the midsection.
Headless leaves the ring.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Orange Crush throws PM Bangers out of the ring.
Orange Crush jumps onto him with a Moonsault Plancha.
James Colorado comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit PM Bangers with a double chop.
Headless comes over and lays out James Colorado.
Headless attempts a dropkick, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush reenters the ring.
PM Bangers climbs back into the ring.
Orange Crush executes an armdrag takedown against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a snap mare against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Orange Crush runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
Orange Crush hits PM Bangers with a clothesline.
Orange Crush works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush uses an elbowsmash on PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a moonsault bodyblock against PM Bangers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh grabs the ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.
Frothies McVeigh gestures for Orange Crush to get out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh lines up PMBangers.





Frothies McVeigh stops in his tracks.
Frothies McVeigh points and screams at the entrance ramp, "Were is he?!"
Loonerty rolls out from under the ring.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh in the back of the head with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
Frothies McVeigh is out cold.
Orange Crush yells at Loonerty.
PM Bangers surprises Orange Crush with a DDT.
PM Bangers executes the Bangers' Mash on Orange Crush.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PM Bangers goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are cooney, Headless and PMBangers. Time of match: 0:21:03
Sim Rating: ****


The Mount Buller Demons collect their championship belts and celebrate on the entrance ramp.

Loonerty is handed a microphone.


L: Sorry about that Froth, but your baseless taunts really needed a stopping point.

Since you seem to preoccupied with this utterly batshit idea of collecting three titles to accept the reality around you, let me offer you a harsh truth...


Loonerty holds up the Intercity Championship belt.


L: ...You will never...never beat me. And never for this belt.

No one can.





Chipmunk comes down to ringside.

Chipmunk enters the ring and stares down with Loonerty...





See you next week...or Sunday. Whichever comes first.

need battle of the chips to happen

 

[Braklet]

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:21:32
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


King Tenz and Braklet keep beating down TigerTurbulance after the bell.

Mrs Turbo storms down to ringside.

King Tenz looks like he's seen a ghost.

King Tenz rolls out of the ring, and sprints out into the crowd away from Mrs Turbo as fast as he can.

Braklet yells at King Tenz.

Mrs Turbo attacks Braklet from behind.

Strange things afoot in Spotswood!

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

cooney hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Headless executes a Saito suplex against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
Headless runs James Colorado into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney tries a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
James Colorado throws Headless into the ringsteps.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but Headless counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: 8.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh comes over and lays out cooney.
Frothies McVeigh tries a kick to the head, but Headless ducks out of the way.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
Headless performs a diving flip piledriver against James Colorado.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 9.
Mike Uppet counts: 10.
Headless climbs back into the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Headless performs a dropkick to the knee against James Colorado.
Headless is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Headless tags out to cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring and throws Headless out of the ring.
James Colorado and Frothies McVeigh whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
James Colorado whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on James Colorado.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is close to passing out from the pain.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is almost gone.
Mike Uppet checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
James Colorado nails cooney with a superkick.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado uses a back suplex on cooney.
James Colorado hits a kick to the midsection on cooney.
James Colorado executes an enzuigiri against cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Headless enters the ring and lays out Frothies McVeigh.
cooney and Headless hit James Colorado with a double bodyslam.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney tries a vertical suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado kicks cooney.
James Colorado hits cooney.
James Colorado punches cooney.
The crowd is vociferously booing James Colorado.
James Colorado uses a jumping knee strike on cooney.
James Colorado sends cooney into the turnbuckle, but cooney reverses it.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
cooney executes a kneebreaker against James Colorado.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits James Colorado with a kick.
cooney throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
cooney uses a chop on James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
cooney puts James Colorado in an armbar submission.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado tags out to Orange Crush.
PM Bangers enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double dropkick.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Orange Crush and James Colorado whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double backdrop.
PM Bangers gets back up and lays out James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney and PM Bangers hit Orange Crush with a double bodyslam.
PM Bangers leaves the ring.
cooney throws Orange Crush into the turnbuckle, but Orange Crush reverses it.
Orange Crush runs shoulder-first into the corner, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney tags out to Headless.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Orange Crush with an elbow.
Orange Crush springs to his feet.
Orange Crush performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
Orange Crush performs a superkick against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a moonsault bodyblock against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Orange Crush executes a vertical suplex against Headless.
Orange Crush hits a moonsault bodyblock on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Orange Crush performs an armdrag takedown against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a dropkick against Headless.
Orange Crush uses a flying cross body press on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Orange Crush gives the sign for the Tornado DDT.
Orange Crush executes the Tornado DDT on Headless.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orange Crush performs a headbutt to the midsection against Headless.
Orange Crush tries a vertical suplex, but Headless reverses it.
Orange Crush re-reverses it.
Orange Crush tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Headless counters it with an intercept superkick.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Headless performs a swinging neckbreaker against Orange Crush.
Headless covers Orange Crush.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless tags out to PM Bangers.
PM Bangers and Headless whip Orange Crush into the ropes.
They hit Orange Crush with a double fist to the midsection.
Headless leaves the ring.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Orange Crush throws PM Bangers out of the ring.
Orange Crush jumps onto him with a Moonsault Plancha.
James Colorado comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit PM Bangers with a double chop.
Headless comes over and lays out James Colorado.
Headless attempts a dropkick, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush reenters the ring.
PM Bangers climbs back into the ring.
Orange Crush executes an armdrag takedown against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a snap mare against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Orange Crush runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
Orange Crush hits PM Bangers with a clothesline.
Orange Crush works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush uses an elbowsmash on PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a moonsault bodyblock against PM Bangers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh grabs the ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.
Frothies McVeigh gestures for Orange Crush to get out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh lines up PMBangers.





Frothies McVeigh stops in his tracks.
Frothies McVeigh points and screams at the entrance ramp, "Were is he?!"
Loonerty rolls out from under the ring.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh in the back of the head with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
Frothies McVeigh is out cold.
Orange Crush yells at Loonerty.
PM Bangers surprises Orange Crush with a DDT.
PM Bangers executes the Bangers' Mash on Orange Crush.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PM Bangers goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are cooney, Headless and PMBangers. Time of match: 0:21:03
Sim Rating: ****


The Mount Buller Demons collect their championship belts and celebrate on the entrance ramp.

Loonerty is handed a microphone.


L: Sorry about that Froth, but your baseless taunts really needed a stopping point.

Since you seem to preoccupied with this utterly batshit idea of collecting three titles to accept the reality around you, let me offer you a harsh truth...


Loonerty holds up the Intercity Championship belt.


L: ...You will never...never beat me. And never for this belt.

No one can.





Chipmunk comes down to ringside.

Chipmunk enters the ring and stares down with Loonerty...





See you next week...or Sunday. Whichever comes first.

That very well could’ve been my last couple of brain cells Loons you monster!

 

[okeydoke7]

The six masked wrestlers are little bitches who won’t stand in my way much longer

 

[ShaunDuggan]

The six masked wrestlers are little bitches who won’t stand in my way much longer

Fair chance you won't be standing alone friend.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My most favourite thing about this season is the entry music. Imagine going to the WWE and seeing the theme from the Chipmunks, A Good Heart and Turbo's warbling about okeyfailing.

 

[Gralin]

Gee I wonder who these six masked wrestlers are beating everyone up

judging my past performances makes me think I couldn't possibly we one of them

they're too competent

one of them isn't just hanging around looking tough are they, I could probably do that with a mask on so nobody knew it was me

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Gee I wonder who these six masked wrestlers are beating everyone up

judging my past performances makes me think I couldn't possibly we one of them

they're too competent

one of them isn't just hanging around looking tough are they, I could probably do that with a mask on so nobody knew it was me

Hint PhenomenalV1 hint

 

[Gralin]

Hint PhenomenalV1 hint

Only if I'm an inept sleeper agent that turns on ClarkeM at an opportune moment, not successfully of course

I don't do success

 

[U2tigers]

Don't fear everyone me and serial_thrilla like getting rid of these bad guys.

 

[cooney]

cooney hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Headless executes a Saito suplex against James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
Headless runs James Colorado into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
cooney tries a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
James Colorado throws Headless into the ringsteps.
Frothies McVeigh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but Headless counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: 8.
cooney comes over to make it two-on-one.
Frothies McVeigh comes over and lays out cooney.
Frothies McVeigh tries a kick to the head, but Headless ducks out of the way.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
Headless performs a diving flip piledriver against James Colorado.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 9.
Mike Uppet counts: 10.
Headless climbs back into the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Headless performs a dropkick to the knee against James Colorado.
Headless is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Headless tags out to cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring and throws Headless out of the ring.
James Colorado and Frothies McVeigh whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh leaves the ring.
James Colorado whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on James Colorado.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado tries to escape the hold.
James Colorado is valiantly trying to break the hold.
James Colorado is close to passing out from the pain.
Mike Uppet asks James Colorado if he's still there.
James Colorado nods.
James Colorado is almost gone.
Mike Uppet checks James Colorado's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
James Colorado fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
James Colorado nails cooney with a superkick.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado uses a back suplex on cooney.
James Colorado hits a kick to the midsection on cooney.
James Colorado executes an enzuigiri against cooney.
Frothies McVeigh enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Headless enters the ring and lays out Frothies McVeigh.
cooney and Headless hit James Colorado with a double bodyslam.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney tries a vertical suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado kicks cooney.
James Colorado hits cooney.
James Colorado punches cooney.
The crowd is vociferously booing James Colorado.
James Colorado uses a jumping knee strike on cooney.
James Colorado sends cooney into the turnbuckle, but cooney reverses it.
cooney hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
cooney executes a kneebreaker against James Colorado.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits James Colorado with a kick.
cooney throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
cooney uses a chop on James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney performs a chop against James Colorado.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
cooney hits James Colorado with an elbow.
cooney whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
cooney puts James Colorado in an armbar submission.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado tags out to Orange Crush.
PM Bangers enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double dropkick.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit cooney with a double elbowsmash.
Orange Crush and James Colorado whip cooney into the ropes.
They hit cooney with a double backdrop.
PM Bangers gets back up and lays out James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney and PM Bangers hit Orange Crush with a double bodyslam.
PM Bangers leaves the ring.
cooney throws Orange Crush into the turnbuckle, but Orange Crush reverses it.
Orange Crush runs shoulder-first into the corner, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney tags out to Headless.
Headless runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Orange Crush with an elbow.
Orange Crush springs to his feet.
Orange Crush performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
Orange Crush performs a superkick against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a moonsault bodyblock against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Orange Crush executes a vertical suplex against Headless.
Orange Crush hits a moonsault bodyblock on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Orange Crush performs an armdrag takedown against Headless.
Orange Crush executes a dropkick against Headless.
Orange Crush uses a flying cross body press on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Orange Crush gives the sign for the Tornado DDT.
Orange Crush executes the Tornado DDT on Headless.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Orange Crush performs a headbutt to the midsection against Headless.
Orange Crush tries a vertical suplex, but Headless reverses it.
Orange Crush re-reverses it.
Orange Crush tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Headless counters it with an intercept superkick.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Headless performs a swinging neckbreaker against Orange Crush.
Headless covers Orange Crush.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless tags out to PM Bangers.
PM Bangers and Headless whip Orange Crush into the ropes.
They hit Orange Crush with a double fist to the midsection.
Headless leaves the ring.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Orange Crush throws PM Bangers out of the ring.
Orange Crush jumps onto him with a Moonsault Plancha.
James Colorado comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush and James Colorado hit PM Bangers with a double chop.
Headless comes over and lays out James Colorado.
Headless attempts a dropkick, but Orange Crush steps out of the way.
Orange Crush reenters the ring.
PM Bangers climbs back into the ring.
Orange Crush executes an armdrag takedown against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a snap mare against PM Bangers.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Orange Crush runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
Orange Crush hits PM Bangers with a clothesline.
Orange Crush works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Orange Crush uses an elbowsmash on PM Bangers.
Orange Crush performs a moonsault bodyblock against PM Bangers.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh grabs the ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.
Frothies McVeigh gestures for Orange Crush to get out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh lines up PMBangers.





Frothies McVeigh stops in his tracks.
Frothies McVeigh points and screams at the entrance ramp, "Were is he?!"
Loonerty rolls out from under the ring.
Loonerty nails Frothies McVeigh in the back of the head with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
Frothies McVeigh is out cold.
Orange Crush yells at Loonerty.
PM Bangers surprises Orange Crush with a DDT.
PM Bangers executes the Bangers' Mash on Orange Crush.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PM Bangers goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are cooney, Headless and PMBangers. Time of match: 0:21:03
Sim Rating: ****


The Mount Buller Demons collect their championship belts and celebrate on the entrance ramp.

Loonerty is handed a microphone.


L: Sorry about that Froth, but your baseless taunts really needed a stopping point.

Since you seem to preoccupied with this utterly batshit idea of collecting three titles to accept the reality around you, let me offer you a harsh truth...


Loonerty holds up the Intercity Championship belt.


L: ...You will never...never beat me. And never for this belt.

No one can.





Chipmunk comes down to ringside.

Chipmunk enters the ring and stares down with Loonerty...





See you next week...or Sunday. Whichever comes first.

Woooooo!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

They lock up.
BarryBran performs a chop against MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran performs an elbowsmash against MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran hits a chop on MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran hits a spinning backbreaker on MyBlueRoan.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BarryBran goes for a diving back elbow, but MyBlueRoan steps out of the way.
MyBlueRoan performs a spinning headscissors against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan tries an STO, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran punches MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran punches MyBlueRoan.
The crowd is vociferously booing BarryBran.
BarryBran goes for a slap, but MyBlueRoan reverses it.
MyBlueRoan goes for a slap, but BarryBran reverses it.
BarryBran hits a chop on MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran whips MyBlueRoan into the ropes, but MyBlueRoan reverses it.
MyBlueRoan performs a knock-out punch against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
MyBlueRoan hits a dragon screw on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan executes an STO against BarryBran.
There are lots of chants for MyBlueRoan.
MyBlueRoan runs into the ropes.
BarryBran hits MyBlueRoan with a shoulderblock.
BarryBran tries a kneedrop, but MyBlueRoan moves out of the way.
MyBlueRoan works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for MyBlueRoan.
MyBlueRoan whips BarryBran into the ropes.
MyBlueRoan hits BarryBran with a shoulderblock.
MyBlueRoan uses a dragon screw on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan performs a dragon screw against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan goes for a running front dropkick, but BarryBran steps out of the way.
BarryBran whips MyBlueRoan into the ropes.
MyBlueRoan uses a running front dropkick on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan performs a DDT against BarryBran.
There are lots of chants for MyBlueRoan.
MyBlueRoan is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
MyBlueRoan executes a dragon screw against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan performs a hair pull against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan tries a flying cross body press, but BarryBran ducks out of the way.
BarryBran punches MyBlueRoan.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BarryBran kicks MyBlueRoan.
MyBlueRoan kicks BarryBran.
The crowd is cheering on MyBlueRoan.
MyBlueRoan punches BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan hits BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan hits a snap mare on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan runs into the ropes.
BarryBran goes for a dropkick, but MyBlueRoan steps out of the way.
MyBlueRoan goes for a roundhouse kick, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran tries a backbreaker, but MyBlueRoan counters it with an elbowsmash.
MyBlueRoan executes a kneelift against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan throws BarryBran out of the ring.
MyBlueRoan rolls out under the bottom rope.
MyBlueRoan throws BarryBran into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
MyBlueRoan runs BarryBran into the ringsteps.
MyBlueRoan executes a backspin DDT against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan works the crowd.
MyBlueRoan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
MyBlueRoan throws BarryBran into the guardrail.
MyBlueRoan hits a roundhouse kick on BarryBran.
Chief counts: 1.
MyBlueRoan executes a backspin DDT against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan throws BarryBran back into the ring.
MyBlueRoan executes a swinging spike DDT against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan tries a flying cross body press, but BarryBran counters it with an intercept dropkick.
BarryBran taunts the crowd.
BarryBran is being booed out of the building.
BarryBran performs a chop against MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran whips MyBlueRoan into the ropes.
BarryBran misses with a clothesline.
MyBlueRoan hits a spinning headscissors on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan uses a somersault splash on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan performs a flying cross body press against BarryBran.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
MyBlueRoan executes a basement dropkick against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan runs into the ropes.
MyBlueRoan executes a spinning headscissors against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan executes the Lightning Buck on BarryBran.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
MyBlueRoan uses a basement dropkick on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
MyBlueRoan hits a jumping double kneedrop on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan performs a standing moonsault double kneedrop against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
MyBlueRoan hits a hair pull on BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan performs a kneelift against BarryBran.
MyBlueRoan goes for a slap, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran tries an enzuigiri, but MyBlueRoan steps out of the way.
MyBlueRoan attempts a basement dropkick, but BarryBran rolls out of the way.
BarryBran performs a back suplex against MyBlueRoan.
BarryBran tries a senton, but MyBlueRoan gets her knees up.
MyBlueRoan executes the Lightning Buck on BarryBran.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on MyBlueRoan.

The winner is myblueroan. Time of match: 0:08:15
Sim Rating: ** 1/4


And easy debut win for myblueroan! Presumably she's getting a sugar cube and carrot at the OOBs afterparty.

NOICE!
myblueroan

 

[myblueroan]

NOICE!
myblueroan

Yes. I was in a boxing match and didn't know it happened. I must be very concussed.

Tick reason for opting out.

️1: I didn't sign up for this
️2: I no longer want to box
️3: I do not know how to box, but thanks
️4: I am pleased I beat Barry Bran at something.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

️2: I no longer want to box
️3: I do not know how to box, but thanks

Good thing you were in a wrestling match then.

 

[BigChippa52]

Gee I wonder who these six masked wrestlers are beating everyone up

judging my past performances makes me think I couldn't possibly we one of them

they're too competent

one of them isn't just hanging around looking tough are they, I could probably do that with a mask on so nobody knew it was me

 

[Gralin]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



Two huge title matches and some tantalizing bonus bouts! It can only be SFAEW Round 4!



Let's see what's on the card:






After weeks of vacancy, we're finally getting new Tag Team Champions!

Will MWPP & Dingster add more gold to Il Famiglia's name, or will serial_thrilla & U2tigers reunion prove fruitful?

And to up the ante...it's going to be a TLC Match!






damicky returns to the ring to face the rapidly rising star BigChippa52!

Interesting that the Cheese is facing a West Coast Wonder.






Ahead of his World Championship clash with tony next week, The Kind Man The Filth Wizard takes on Il Famiglia's Test Tickle!






Holy Matrimony is back!

Mrs Turbo & Tigerturbulance team up after a long break, and they're up against Falconista & GWS Goose!






The "Acting Commissioner" ClarkeM has been called out by Mister Eleven Hundred okeydoke7 over his extreme rule enforcement, and they're on a No Holds Barred collision course!




And in your main event of the week:






Loonerty puts his Intercity Championship on the line against Il Famiglia's Bonz-slaying, nigh-invincible enforcer Chipmunk.

Can Loons conquer his greatest challenge yet?



Find out on Sunday!​

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Will @MWPP & @Dingster add more gold to Il Famiglia's name, or will @serial_thrilla & @U2tigers reunion prove fruitful?

With OOBs on each side - 'how do I choose' who to support for the WIN.

The handsomest man Dingster or the current Old Boy not a premiership Ruck U2tigers

 

[U2tigers]

With OOBs on each side - 'how do I choose' who to support for the WIN.

The handsomest man Dingster or the current Old Boy not a premiership Ruck U2tigers

he is a oob Noob, I have been your team mate from the start of the OOB's.

I am wounded deeply that you would choose looks over me.

 

[serial_thrilla]

he is a oob Noob, I have been your team mate from the start of the OOB's.

I am wounded deeply that you would choose looks over me.

But then she'd have to cheer for me. This is quite the conundrum for her.

 

[U2tigers]

But then she'd have to cheer for me. This is quite the conundrum for her.

If I could get over all the negative things you have done to the OOB's in the past then so could she.

Your fake Qooty persona doesn't transfer accross to the real world of SFAEW.