Shit things your teachers did

[Run n Spread]

Squeezed my female teachers ass at my year 12 formal.


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Simple question really. My girlfriend has an attractive mother.

Is it a good idea to tell girlfriend I am attracted to her mother?

Is it a good idea to sleep with her?

Pls discuss.


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I see. Go on. Dr BigFooty is listening.

(At least update on the above).

 

[edgie]

I once got in to an argument with my Earth and Environmental Sciences teacher over what was a better album: Slippery When Wet or New Jersey.

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[Gough]

I saw CSN the year after I left school and I was lurking in a dark corner of the Festival Centre Plaza smoking a jazz *** when one of my teachers tapped on the shoulder and said hello. She didn't say anything but I'm sure that she must have been able to smell it.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Our school was a ****ing joke and almost certainly understaffed so we didn't get to pick subjects until Year 11. Before that you'd get a term of art, a term of dance, a term of home economics, and a term of whatever else somebody could be assed/forced to teach that year. At one point a woodwork teacher was a home economics teacher (some old woman teacher's assistant co-taught the lessons with him). In Year 10 at the start of term 2 the class groups all got redone for some reason so about 15 of us had to do dance twice. We weren't ****ing happy. It wasn't ballroom shit you might do at a wedding some day either but some 'modern dance' type shit we all knew was pathetic. The teacher was a phys ed teacher.

 

[Kram]

Our school was a ******* joke and almost certainly understaffed so we didn't get to pick subjects until Year 11. Before that you'd get a term of art, a term of dance, a term of home economics, and a term of whatever else somebody could be assed/forced to teach that year. At one point a woodwork teacher was a home economics teacher (some old woman teacher's assistant co-taught the lessons with him). In Year 10 at the start of term 2 the class groups all got redone for some reason so about 15 of us had to do dance twice. We weren't ******* happy. It wasn't ballroom shit you might do at a wedding some day either but some 'modern dance' type shit we all knew was pathetic. The teacher was a phys ed teacher.

What school was this?

 

[brahj]

Heard a story about a teacher boring a science class to death by having them make Barometers out of plastic bottles.

Apparently one student gnawed their own leg off to stave off the crushing boredom.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Our school was a ******* joke and almost certainly understaffed so we didn't get to pick subjects until Year 11. Before that you'd get a term of art, a term of dance, a term of home economics, and a term of whatever else somebody could be assed/forced to teach that year. At one point a woodwork teacher was a home economics teacher (some old woman teacher's assistant co-taught the lessons with him). In Year 10 at the start of term 2 the class groups all got redone for some reason so about 15 of us had to do dance twice. We weren't ******* happy. It wasn't ballroom shit you might do at a wedding some day either but some 'modern dance' type shit we all knew was pathetic. The teacher was a phys ed teacher.

Wait, what, this is a sign of a shit school?

I went to one that is probably in the top dozen public schools in the whole of WA, probably in the top few public schools in country WA.

We weren’t allowed to choose until year 10,
classes would come and go, people had to do TEE classes they didn’t want to or fill in time with drama when all they wanted to do with make shit in woodwork. ****in joke.

 

[MatthewB]

Yeah I was forced to do art in Yr 10 because going to a tiny school it was all that was available on the subject grid line. Total waste of time, would have loved to have continued with woodwork.

in year 8, we did half a year of photography, always a bludge lesson and the second half of the year, we did woodworking, woodworking was more fun

 

[chargers 09]

I see. Go on. Dr BigFooty is listening.

(At least update on the above).

Misread the title as shit things you did to teachers.


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[Upgrayedd]

Called me a Coon in year 1 when I was talking over when she asked for quiet, pulled me aside, put me in the corner and said you coons never have manners and I had no bloody idea what it ment until 2 years later when the teacher had left, mum wasnt terribly happy when she found out

 

[Chief]

Called me a Coon in year 1 when I was talking over when she asked for quiet, pulled me aside, put me in the corner and said you coons never have manners and I had no bloody idea what it ment until 2 years later when the teacher had left, mum wasnt terribly happy when she found out

Some people are shit.

 

[Auscon]

Our primary school music teacher once grabbed a roll of stickytape and taped a kids finger to his recorder to stop him playing the wrong note. Kid flipped out, still vividly remember him wildly shaking the recorder off his hand, running out of class and legging it across the oval and off to his house. Good stuff.

Was tough having to sing in his class too, guy had a very weak comb-over, and would usually stand in front of the class with an open window behind him if the weather was ok. Once the wind caught that thing it was damn near impossible to sing when you're trying not to laugh.

 

[the_interloper]

Called me a Coon in year 1 when I was talking over when she asked for quiet, pulled me aside, put me in the corner and said you coons never have manners and I had no bloody idea what it ment until 2 years later when the teacher had left, mum wasnt terribly happy when she found out

Woah. Where did you go to school?

 

[darklake]

Called me a Coon in year 1 when I was talking over when she asked for quiet, pulled me aside, put me in the corner and said you coons never have manners and I had no bloody idea what it ment until 2 years later when the teacher had left, mum wasnt terribly happy when she found out

Disgusting behaviour.

 

[Golden_6]

I remember in year 7 music we had some uppity teacher called 'Dr. Curtis'. When he called your name out on the roll, you had to sing back to him, 'Here Dr. Curtis'. Looking back on it now, that is some horrid stuff.

 

[Silent Alarm]

He's from WA, southern regions where quite a few Aboriginals are around. Lots of people have that outlook towards Indigenous people because like, a few get into trouble (for very fair reasons). One mental teacher I had who loved to pretend she was really liberal once spent half a lesson listing racist names for Asians. 'Chongs' got it started and that was a uhhh nice mild beginning.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I remember in year 7 music we had some uppity teacher called 'Dr. Curtis'. When he called your name out on the roll, you had to sing back to him, 'Here Dr. Curtis'. Looking back on it now, that is some horrid stuff.

We had to do this too! I think we had to do it in turns too. So one person would go 'here Mrs...' 'present Mrs...' 'I'm right here Mrs...'

In my school we did a drama production one year and a big walking tour the next. The guy who did the drama teaching was like an elderly Mr G and would routinely chuck hissy fits when people were mucking around during rehearsals. Full Hollywood producer-type stuff. Had all these diamond rings and inevitably when the show wasn't called off, on closing night he'd get a big bouquet of flowers and and act like a male gymnast winning gold in the 90s.

Anyway he came out about three or four years ago to absolutely no surprise, probably not even his wife or kids.

 

[GreyCrow]

He's from WA, southern regions where quite a few Aboriginals are around. Lots of people have that outlook towards Indigenous people because like, a few get into trouble (for very fair reasons). One mental teacher I had who loved to pretend she was really liberal once spent half a lesson listing racist names for Asians. 'Chongs' got it started and that was a uhhh nice mild beginning.

No , you're thinking of the Wanderers

 

[GreyPower]

Completely different attitudes in those days from all involved. There were a lot more male teachers too. As a teacher you were either a hippy, a nerd or a jock.

We copped plenty of floggings. We knew we'd cop them for doing certain things or ignoring particular restrictions (especially when it came to sport) but we did them anyway, regardless of the consequences.

You got a hiding off a teacher, you generally deserved it and you accepted it. You didn't run home and cry to mummy and daddy. If you parents did find out, they would more often than not, side with the school.

My mates and I who still keep in touch from that time hold no ill will towards any of the teachers, it was what it was and they were great times even with the odd caning thrown into the mix. You took the good with the bad and got on with things.

Im guessing this is the former Geelong player - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Nankervis

 

[Chief]

Completely different attitudes in those days from all involved. There were a lot more male teachers too. As a teacher you were either a hippy, a nerd or a jock.

We copped plenty of floggings. We knew we'd cop them for doing certain things or ignoring particular restrictions (especially when it came to sport) but we did them anyway, regardless of the consequences.

You got a hiding off a teacher, you generally deserved it and you accepted it. You didn't run home and cry to mummy and daddy. If you parents did find out, they would more often than not, side with the school.

My mates and I who still keep in touch from that time hold no ill will towards any of the teachers, it was what it was and they were great times even with the odd caning thrown into the mix. You took the good with the bad and got on with things.

Hitting kids is pretty ****ed. In schools it comes from an ancient, debunked belief that you can beat knowledge into children, or beat them into submission. From your own experience, and mine, it didn't change anybody's behaviour and even became a badge of honour.

Teachers these days are expected to know what they are doing and how to control a classroom without the threat of violence.

Any teacher hits my kid and I'll hit them. (Not really, just have them up for assault.)

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Im guessing this is the former Geelong player - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Nankervis

Nope, played at the same time for awhile.

 

[Procrastinator35]

I once got in to an argument with my Earth and Environmental Sciences teacher over what was a better album: Slippery When Wet or New Jersey.

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In my day it was called Geography.

 

[edgie]

In my day it was called Geography.

For us geography fell under HSIE (human society and it's environment).

 

[raskolnikov]

Hitting kids is pretty ******. In schools it comes from an ancient, debunked belief that you can beat knowledge into children, or beat them into submission. From your own experience, and mine, it didn't change anybody's behaviour and even became a badge of honour.

Teachers these days are expected to know what they are doing and how to control a classroom without the threat of violence.

Any teacher hits my kid and I'll hit them. (Not really, just have them up for assault.)

Teachers hitting kids went out 30 years ago. Any teacher who did would find themselves in the unemployment queue at Centrelink.

 

[Chief]

Teachers hitting kids went out 30 years ago. Any teacher who did would find themselves in the unemployment queue at Centrelink.

I think it was going out at around the time I left school in the early 90's. The Catholics clung to it for as long as they could.