Shite Bolton tells the Tiges to GAGF

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#Concerning developments at Tigerland as the best player on their list (that shows just how bad their list really is) would rather go back to WA than play at Campaginer Road any longer. F@%king WA!

The future is looking increasingly grim for the Tiges as Hopper and Taranto are considering requesting trades to Guantanamo Bay, as they look for greener pastures.

Triggering Tiger
Aristotle Pickett
the avoca drover

Get in here and defend your dumpster fire of a club, or at the very least come in here so we can lol and lmao at you.

 

[frggr]

Maybe he wants in on Pickett's side hustle?

Also his name is Shite Bolt-ons

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Bolton leaving the Tuggers is actually a good thing for Richmond unfortunately.

Getting a couple of prime draft picks for a lazy, front running inconsistent sponge

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Maybe he wants in on Pickett's side hustle?

Also his name is Shite Bolt-ons

I am sure Spreaders is going to lecture you about the offensive 'innuendo' of that comment Lel

 

[frggr]

I am sure Spreaders is going to lecture you about the offensive 'innuendo' of that comment Lel

Anyone can have shite bolt-ons. For instance, Carlton were coached by them for a season or so

 

[frggr]

I'm sure Tigers supporters will behave exactly as they did when Tim Kelly

11

Tim Kelly

Age

30

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.6

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

19.9

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

7.6

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.7

5star

CL

3.6

4star

D

21.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.8

5star

requested a trade home.


They'll surely ask Richmond to send him home for a 3rd rounder for 'family reasons'.

 

[frggr]

Wait, is Xander McGuire Eddie McGuire's son? Didn't realise Father/Son extended to Channel 9.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I'm sure Tigers supporters will behave exactly as they did when Tim Kelly requested a trade home.


They'll surely ask Richmond to send him home for a 3rd rounder for 'family reasons'.

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He is a spanner in all honestly. Bell (the walk over) will give up 2 top 12 picks for Bolton, and Richmond will laugh all the way to the back.

 

[frggr]

So no Dustin Martin, no Jack Graham

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Jack Graham

Age

26

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.8

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

6.3

5star

CL

1.8

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

6.5

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

4.2

5star

CL

1.2

4star

D

14.0

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

7.0

5star

CL

3.2

5star

, no Daniel Rioli

17

Daniel Rioli

Age

27

Ht

179cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

3.2

5star

MG

179.2

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.9

2star

HB

3.3

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

144.9

3star

D

9.0

3star

K

3.8

2star

HB

5.2

4star

M

0.8

1star

T

3.8

5star

MG

160.2

3star

, no Shai Bolton

29

Shai Bolton

Age

25

Ht

176cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

9.2

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.8

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.0

1star

, no Liam Baker

7

Liam Baker

Age

26

Ht

173cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.7

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

7.9

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

222.2

3star

D

14.6

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.9

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

3star

MG

191.9

3star

D

14.4

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

224.2

4star

.

It's going to be Taranto and uh.....um.....Noah Balta

21

Noah Balta

Age

24

Ht

194cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.7

3star

HB

3.1

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.9

4star

MG

236.3

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.3

1star

MG

233.0

4star

D

7.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

217.4

4star

.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Jacob Plopper.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

So no Dustin Martin, no Jack Graham, no Daniel Rioli, no Shai Bolton, no Liam Baker.

It's going to be Taranto and uh.....um.....Noah Balta.

Dis gun be good

 

[catscratchfever]

 

[frggr]

Dis gun be good

I think so. This is like the time North for rid of all their leaders at once. Except worse.

 

[AvantGardener]

Can't blame him

We should be back to a 16 team comp soon when the Tassie experiment fails and Norf and Shitmond fold.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Rats, ships

I am sure…

Will add that to the list #Elmersbadoil

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Shai's Bolting

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Maybe he wants in on Pickett's side hustle?

Also his name is Shite Bolt-ons

2 first rounders for him, u mad bro?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Jacob Plopper.

Charlie 'I love myself' Shitnow

 

[Truetiger]

Charlie 'I love myself' Shitnow

He does love himself as do the umpires. Free kick Charlie.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

He does love himself as do the umpires. Free kick Charlie.

He certainly gets kissed on the dick by them more often than not.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Meltdown tag please mods

 

[STPer18]

Rats.
Sinking Ship.
Funny!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Rats, ships

Rats.
Sinking Ship.

 

[STPer18]

Presuming I read freds before posting. Funny!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I presumed nothing

Lack of original thoughts. Funny!