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What does this do for any father son prospects?
 
Hyakutake said:
Thanks. Thanks for that. Thanks.


Thanks.




In future when I'm looking for two word concepts that horrify the fu** out of me I will look back on "testicle meat" with fondness
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I remember at our school farm, one of the more horrifying jobs I had was to slop about in pig shit and capture piglets. They were then tied by the farmer at the back feet and hung from a hook. With a couple of quick slashes of a razor blade, and a crescendo of squeals from the piglet, their testicles were removed.

It's what happened to those testicles that remains the strongest memory. They were thrown into the midst of a scrum of adult pigs, probably the parents of the piglets, who jostled each other for the pleasure of feasting on a testicle or two. Possibly the testicle of their own child.

I went to a respectable private school which I didn't think would expose innocents like myself to the stark reality of farm life. I thought the parent pigs would be more concerned about the squeals of their kiddies than the joy at eating their balls. I was a squeamish child when it came to animals.

To add another unpleasant element, the farmer chastised us - ' You're the worst lot I've ever seen working with pigs!'. I recall doing my best to secure a piglet as I slithered through the shit-soaked sty in pursuit. Having seen what happened to each of the piglets we caught, I doubt that any of us were really that keen to deliver them for castration.

I will never forgive that school for lots of thing, including this attempt to make a vegan of me.
 
TheGreatGrundy said:
I remember at our school farm, one of the more horrifying jobs I had was to slop about in pig s**t and capture piglets. They were then tied by the farmer at the back feet and hung from a hook. With a couple of quick slashes of a razor blade, and a crescendo of squeals from the piglet, their testicles were removed.

It's what happened to those testicles that remains the strongest memory. They were thrown into the midst of a scrum of adult pigs, probably the parents of the piglets, who jostled each other for the pleasure of feasting on a testicle or two. Possibly the testicle of their own child.

I went to a respectable private school which I didn't think would expose innocents like myself to the stark reality of farm life. I thought the parent pigs would be more concerned about the squeals of their kiddies than the joy at eating their balls. I was a squeamish child when it came to animals.

To add another unpleasant element, the farmer chastised us - ' You're the worst lot I've ever seen working with pigs!'. I recall doing my best to secure a piglet as I slithered through the s**t-soaked sty in pursuit. Having seen what happened to each of the piglets we caught, I doubt that any of us were really that keen to deliver them for castration.

I will never forgive that school for lots of thing, including this attempt to make a vegan of me.
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Thanks for making the concept of "testicle meat," into the milder of tonight's brain assaults. I hope to **** this is some sort of extended Animal Farm analogy. If not, I guess your school based on the description is probably how we get Liberal party members so it's nice to know now where they come from.
 

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Seriously.
Has any player ever given as much for the club?
And....I bet the bastard was still smiling when he got the news he had ruptured a nut.
Best clubman ever.

I love Steele.
 
And also....just for historical value....


Probably the best thread title ever posted on Bigfooty.

Even at his lowest point Sidey rises to the top.

The down side being a ruptured nut can take up to a month to heal.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
 
Hyakutake said:
Thanks for making the concept of "testicle meat," into the milder of tonight's brain assaults. I hope to fu** this is some sort of extended Animal Farm analogy. If not, I guess your school based on the description is probably how we get Liberal party members so it's nice to know now where they come from.
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We do have a few of Boxer's relatives here. Like Saintly Viewed and Bad Horse. But they are just agents for the Porcine elite, and are therefore ponies perpetuating violence ;)
 

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swoop42 said:
Most times you get a poke in the eye or knock on the nads you come away with nothing more than temporary soreness.

Not us.

Detached retina and ruptured gonad.

What next?

Amputation resulting from a paper cut.
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Bubonic plague running through the squad.
 
Sidey's testicle
The eye of Cox

How nervous is Goldsack?
 
swoop42 said:
Most times you get a poke in the eye or knock on the nads you come away with nothing more than temporary soreness.

Not us.

Detached retina and ruptured gonad.

What next?

Amputation resulting from a paper cut.
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We haven’t had any hemorrhoid injuries yet.
 
MAGP1ES said:
Seriously the guy busts his balls at training and all people can do is make silly little jokes!
He deserves more recognition...

I guess that’s why it’s called Football?
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I agree, this in no joking matter!
It’s a complete balls up!
 

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