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[damicky]

Job Opportunity: Qooty Player with a Talent for Dad Jokes

Are you a master of Qooty and a connoisseur of dad jokes?
Do you have a knack for combining strategy, humour & a dash of cheeky wit?
If so, we want YOU to join our team!

Position: Qooty Player & Resident Dad Joke Specialist
Location: Remote (Bring your best puns wherever you are)
Type: Part-Time/ Full-Time

Responsibilities:

• Play Qooty and dominate the competition (or at least have a blast trying)
• Bring the dad joke heat to every match. The cheesier, the better!
• Keep your teammates entertained with lighthearted humour during downtime
• Engage with the community by posting your best jokes & Qooty moves
• Share witty commentary & bring fun to the game in every match

Requirements:

• Proven experience playing Qooty (no amateurs here, please!)
• A love for dad jokes, puns & lighthearted humour (the cornier, the better!)
• Excellent communication skills—get your jokes across, loud & clear!
• Ability to multitask: winning at Qooty & cracking a joke at the same time
• Passion for the game & making others smile

Perks:

• Flexible hours—you choose when to tell your best jokes
• Work from anywhere (except maybe a "no joke" zone, but we can help you with that)
• A supportive team who loves to laugh
• The chance to be recognized as the funniest Qooty player around

If you can keep a straight face while telling the best "dad" jokes and play Qooty like a pro, send us your application today.
We’re ready for some laughter & some epic Qooty victories!

Apply Now & Bring Your Best Jokes!

Let the dad jokes begin...

 

[Jabba73]

I often tell Dad jokes, when I do he laughs.

I told him about your offer and got the usual reaction.

 

[damicky]

I often tell Dad jokes, when I do he laughs.

I told him about your offer and got the usual reaction.

Please send your résumé in a PM

 

[Jabba73]

Please send your résumé in a PM

I never get tyred of Dad jokes, but only if they are wheelie good.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Are you a master of Qooty and a connoisseur of dad jokes?

Is this a satire post? I would have thought the Swamprats have had their phil and that this type of post is a reich even for you.

 

[Jabba73]

Requirements:

• A love for dad jokes, puns & lighthearted humour (the cornier, the better!)
• Passion for the game & making others smile

I don't play qooty because I am good at it, I just play to get a kick out of it.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

please stop messaging me. I will not apply.

 

[damicky]

please stop messaging me. I will not apply.

 

[Raz]

Hmm a new position we have never had a player who did all that !

Could be the turning point

Perhaps just forget the dad jokes and stick with a new player who can win games for ys

 

[thewizardmelon]

Is this a satire post? I would have thought the Swamprats have had their phil and that this type of post is a reich even for you.

The fact this went unreacted is a ****ing tragedy. Comedy gold.

 

[damicky]

The fact this went unreacted is a ****ing tragedy. Comedy gold.

As mentioned earlier, applications must be sent in a PM

 

[damicky]

Hmm a new position we have never had a player who did all that !

Could be the turning point

Perhaps just forget the dad jokes and stick with a new player who can win games for ys

We are also accepting applications from existing Players

 

[philreich]

After some consideration, I've decided to refrain from applying .

 

[Bovo]

sounds to me you just need a “Phil in” to get you through

 

[GremioPower]

Job Opportunity: Qooty Player with a Talent for Dad Jokes

Are you a master of Qooty and a connoisseur of dad jokes?
Do you have a knack for combining strategy, humour & a dash of cheeky wit?
If so, we want YOU to join our team!

Position: Qooty Player & Resident Dad Joke Specialist
Location: Remote (Bring your best puns wherever you are)
Type: Part-Time/ Full-Time

Responsibilities:

• Play Qooty and dominate the competition (or at least have a blast trying)
• Bring the dad joke heat to every match. The cheesier, the better!
• Keep your teammates entertained with lighthearted humour during downtime
• Engage with the community by posting your best jokes & Qooty moves
• Share witty commentary & bring fun to the game in every match

Requirements:

• Proven experience playing Qooty (no amateurs here, please!)
• A love for dad jokes, puns & lighthearted humour (the cornier, the better!)
• Excellent communication skills—get your jokes across, loud & clear!
• Ability to multitask: winning at Qooty & cracking a joke at the same time
• Passion for the game & making others smile

Perks:

• Flexible hours—you choose when to tell your best jokes
• Work from anywhere (except maybe a "no joke" zone, but we can help you with that)
• A supportive team who loves to laugh
• The chance to be recognized as the funniest Qooty player around

If you can keep a straight face while telling the best "dad" jokes and play Qooty like a pro, send us your application today.
We’re ready for some laughter & some epic Qooty victories!

Apply Now & Bring Your Best Jokes!

Let the dad jokes begin...

— Well, you don’t move much either…


— “Constant Teen, Karl!”

 

[damicky]

After some consideration, I've decided to refrain from applying .

 

[Barrybran]

Might be a few takers from the Royals if this week's match thread was anything to go by

 

[Raz]

#RATS in crisis

 

[damicky]

Might be a few takers from the Royals if this week's match thread was anything to go by

Can you provide some names?

 

[damicky]

#RATS in crisis

Correct

Don’t tell the other Clubs though

 

[GremioPower]

 

[damicky]

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Congratulations

You have made the next stage of the interview process

 

[Raz]

Correct

Don’t tell the other Clubs though

must be why i getting offers of transfers.

Escape the #RATS_crisis they say !

 

[Barrybran]

Can you provide some names?

George
Fred
Ralph
John

 

[damicky]

George
Fred
Ralph
John

I will touch base with those guys tonight