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[ShaunDuggan]

You know the applications have been pretty poor if Duggan has been getting PMs.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

You know the applications have been pretty poor if Duggan has been getting PMs.

Swamprats recruiting from low activity teams again? Classic damicky.

 

[damicky]

You know the applications have been pretty poor if Duggan has been getting PMs.

Swamprats recruiting from low activity teams again? Classic damicky.

That is not exactly what happened

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Swamprats recruiting from low activity teams again? Classic damicky.

Forever rejecting his advances.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

That is not exactly what happened

 

[Grav]

Bring the dad joke heat to every match. The cheesier, the better!

Isn’t that why you sacked the last bloke?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Isn’t that why you sacked the last bloke?

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Heard he reapplied, but the application was Denied.

 

[jackster83]

Job Opportunity: Qooty Player with a Talent for Dad Jokes

Are you a master of Qooty and a connoisseur of dad jokes?
Do you have a knack for combining strategy, humour & a dash of cheeky wit?
If so, we want YOU to join our team!

Position: Qooty Player & Resident Dad Joke Specialist
Location: Remote (Bring your best puns wherever you are)
Type: Part-Time/ Full-Time

Responsibilities:

• Play Qooty and dominate the competition (or at least have a blast trying)
• Bring the dad joke heat to every match. The cheesier, the better!
• Keep your teammates entertained with lighthearted humour during downtime
• Engage with the community by posting your best jokes & Qooty moves
• Share witty commentary & bring fun to the game in every match

Requirements:

• Proven experience playing Qooty (no amateurs here, please!)
• A love for dad jokes, puns & lighthearted humour (the cornier, the better!)
• Excellent communication skills—get your jokes across, loud & clear!
• Ability to multitask: winning at Qooty & cracking a joke at the same time
• Passion for the game & making others smile

Perks:

• Flexible hours—you choose when to tell your best jokes
• Work from anywhere (except maybe a "no joke" zone, but we can help you with that)
• A supportive team who loves to laugh
• The chance to be recognized as the funniest Qooty player around

If you can keep a straight face while telling the best "dad" jokes and play Qooty like a pro, send us your application today.
We’re ready for some laughter & some epic Qooty victories!

Apply Now & Bring Your Best Jokes!

Let the dad jokes begin...

You missed one of the main perks.

Pants are not required.

 

[spudmaster]