Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S22 Official Team Thread - B&F on Jan 7th

[Millky95]

Established: Season 05
Reincarnations: Three
Premierships: One (Season 06)
Deestroy Medal: One (Total Power - Season 06)
Mobbs Medal: One (MannumPower - Season 20)

Home Kit

Away Kit

95. Millky95 (Captain)
22. Cloud_ (Vice Captain)
69. Ant Bear (Vice Captain)
1. miggs
2. Zakk Wylde
3. ShaunDuggan
5. Gray Day
7. I Dont Care
.08. Power Raid
9. Sublime
13. Far Kern
14. Noobz0r
18. Ford Fairlane
19. Macca19
20. Wingard2Wines
26. Quadzilla
28. spookism (Leadership Group)
32. NSWCROW
42. wharfie_1870
44. ChristopH
74. Jonts
89. sportsmaniac89
99. Butler (Leadership Group)
666. Stephen cRowe
stew42

INs: SM, stew42 (Wolves), sportsmaniac89, Far Kern, ChristopH, miggs (Rookies)
OUTs: MannumPower (Roys), El Zorro, crazy_big_al, SpudsLoveChild (delisted) SM (traded to Wolves)

 

[Millky95]

Fixture

Round 1 – Tuesday 26/7/16

West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Wolves @ Abdu Prison
Roys FFC v Dragons FFC @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v East Side Hawks @ Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 2 – Tuesday 2/8/16

Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears @ Van Cortlandt Park
Mt Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Dragon Island
Geelong Wolves v Fighting Furies @ The Lair
Gold City Royals v West Coast Wonders @The Golden Throne

Round 3 – Tuesday 9/8/16

Gold City Royals v Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Geelong Wolves @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Dragons FFC @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v East Side Hawks @ Abdu Prison
Roys FFC v Mt Buller Demons @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

Round 4 – Tuesday 16/8/16

Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cortlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears v Roys FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky
Mt Buller Demons v Baghdad Bombers @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Fighting Furies @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Dragon Island
Geelong Wolves v Gold City Royals @ The Lair

Round 5 – Tuesday 23/8/16

Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves v East Side Hawks @ The Lair
Gold City Royals v Mt Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Sin City Swamprats @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v Roys FFC @ Abdu Prison

Round 6 – Tuesday 30/8/16

Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Baghdad Bombers @ Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies @ The Stadium In The Sky
Mt Buller Demons v West Coast Wonders @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Gold City Royals @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v Geelong Wolves @ Dragon Island

Round 7 – Tuesday 6/9/16

Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park
Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v West Coast Wonders @ Waverley Park
Fighting Furies v Mt Buller Demons @ Punt Road
Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers @ The Stadium In The Sky
Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Brunswick Junction Oval - "The FattyLumpkin Memorial Match" *

* Match moved to BJO at request of Rats and Roys.

Round 8 – Tuesday 13/9/16

Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bombers @ Van Cortlandt Park
Fighting Furies v Roys FFC @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Sin City Swamprats @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Mt Buller Demons @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v East Side Hawks @ Dragon Island

Round 9 – Tuesday 20/9/16

East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Dragons FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v Geelong Wolves @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

Round 10 – Tuesday 27/9/16

Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park
West Coast Wonders v Baghdad Bombers @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Sin City Swamprats @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Mt Buller Demons @ Waverley Park

Round 11 – Tuesday 4/10/16

Mt Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Hawks @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Dragons FFC @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Geelong Wolves @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bandits v Gold City Royals @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v West Coast Wonders @ Punt Road

Round 12 – Tuesday 11/10/16

Coney Island Warriors v West Coast Wonders @ Van Cortlandt Park
Gold City Royals v Fighting Furies @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Baghdad Bombers @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Roys FFC @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Sin City Swamprats @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome

Round 13 – Tuesday 18/10/16

Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Mt Buller Demons @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v East Side Hawks @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Geelong Wolves @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Gold City Royals @The Colosseum

Round 14 – Tuesday 25/10/16

Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves v West Coast Wonders @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Fighting Furies @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Baghdad Bombers @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Roys FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v Sin City Swamprats @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 15 – Monday 31/10/16 (Melbourne Cup Week)

Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Mt Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v East Side Hawks @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Dragons FFC @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Geelong Wolves @ The Golden Throne

Round 16 – Tuesday 8/11/16

Dragons FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Geelong Wolves @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Gold City Royals @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Fighting Furies @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Round 17 – Tuesday 15/11/16

Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park
Baghdad Bombers v Sin City Swamprats @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Las Vegas Bears @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Mt Buller Demons @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Dragons FFC @ The Lair

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The Creed

(Taken from previous MannumPower Team Thread OPs)

We the players and management of the Sin City Swamprats Fantasy Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted

Written by the late great tootshibbert

Team Announcements

16/07/16 - The Macca Medal will be re-formatted as the Player's Award.
4/08/16 - Minties appointed as new coach
8/08/16 - New Macca Medal Format
20/09/16 - SM Traded Back To The Wolves - Welcome stew42!

Swamprat Links

Relive the S21 B&F

Club History

Match Statistics After:
Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4
Round 5
Round 6
Round 7
Round 8
Round 9
Round 10
Round 11
Round 12
Round 13
Round 14
Round 15
Round 16
Round 17

Latest Posting Statistics: HERE


'Rats in the Media

14/07/16 - Pants made an important unimportant thread
25/07/16 - Swamprats star quits being inactive!
26/07/16 - spookism rated our offseason a B+
27/07/16 - SM pledges to earn Full-Forward position
1/08/16 - Far Kern tops Crumpet's EKA Power Rankings
1/08/16 - Far Kern on the controversial Round 1 Draw
4/08/16 - Minties appointed as Swamprats Coach
5/08/16 - Ant Bear's Open Letter to the SFA Admin
9/08/16 - Sweet FA Cartoon Show: Viva Las Millky Part I & Part II
9/08/16 - We Don't Care
15/08/16 - sportsmaniac89 melts about the umpires
18/08/16 - spookism Updates his Offseason Rankings: Gives us A-
12/09/16 - Swamprats Consider Suing League, Admin
20/09/16 - M95 Media: Should The Swamprats Absorb The Wolves?
29/09/16 - Sterge's rookies thread: miggs ranked 5th and Far Kern 3rd
13/10/16 - If the Swamprats were an ice-cream flavour, it would be rum and rasin
20/10/16 - spookism, Gray Day, and Ant Bear in Blacky's Mid-Season TOTS

Match Reports

Round 1 vs East Side Hawks @ Waverley Park
Round 2 vs Mount Buller Demons @ Snow Dome
Round 3 vs Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium
Round 4 vs Coney Island Warriors @ Van Cortlandt Park
Round 5 vs Fighting Furies @ Punt Road
Round 6 vs Baghdad Bombers @ Underground Stadium
Round 7 vs Roys FFC @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Discontinued because Van_Dyke is lazy.

 

[Power Raid]

Established: Season 05
Reincarnations: Three
Premierships: One (Season 06)
Deestroy Medal: One (Total Power - Season 06)
Mobbs Medal: One (MannumPower - Season 20)

Home Kit

Away Kit

95. Millky95 (Captain)
22. Close Contest (Vice Captain)
69. Ant Bear (Vice Captain)
2. Zakk Wylde
3. ShaunDuggan
5. Gray Day
7. I Dont Care
.08. Power Raid
9. Sublime
11. SM
13. Far Kern
18. Ford Fairlane
19. Macca19
20. Wingard2Wines
26. Quadzilla
28. spookism (Leadership Group)
32. NSWCROW
42. wharfie_1870
44. ChristopH
74. Jonts
99. Butler (Leadership Group)
666. Stephen cRowe
Noobz0r
sportsmaniac89

INs: SM (Wolves), sportsmaniac89, Far Kern, ChristopH (Rookies)
OUTs: MannumPower (Roys), El Zorro, crazy_big_al, SpudsLoveChild (delisted)

geez that guernsey looks good

I just need some shoulders to pull it off

 

[Hate]

Reserved because the #1 ticket holder gets a good parking spot.

EAD Van_Dyke

 

[NSWCROW]

errrr reserved


i think

 

[Gray Day]

Yuck

getout.gif

 

[Gray Day]

Reserved.

 

[Butler]

Reserved for when i come up with some inspirational shit that a leadership membered superstar Butler would say.

 

[Gray Day]

Reserved for when I come up with a romant... platonic haiku to express my feelings for Butler.

 

[Butler]

Some serious issues need to be addressed this season. Like, who is going to press pants and serve drinks now that i am such a big deal?

We need Far Kern good butler to get us through the year.

 

[Gray Day]

Some serious issues need to be addressed this season. Like, who is going to press pants and serve drinks now that i am such a big deal?

We need Far Kern good butler to get us through the year.

You're only pressing my pants now?

 

[sante]

Boooooo

 

[Sterge]

Reserved for a gif to beat all gifs

 

[Butler]

You're only pressing my pants now?

The groin area just cannot be pressed.. i don't know what else i can try without taking the pants off.

 

[Butler]

Reserved for a gif to beat all gifs

Gray Day.. is this guy for real?

This is the last time i let someone win an award.

 

[Gray Day]

Gray Day.. is this guy for real?

This is the last time i let someone win an award.

You'll never be able to press down my groin area with tagging like that.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Boooooo

uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnssssss

 

[Butler]

You'll never be able to press down my groin area with tagging like that.

I'm working on a unique technique that presses the groin area in a vertical yet circular motion. It requires a lot of wrist action which has been difficult as I've been through 2 wrist surgeries this offseason but i think I'm almost there.

 

[Ant Bear]

Established: Season 05
Reincarnations: Three
Premierships: One (Season 06)
Deestroy Medal: One (Total Power - Season 06)
Mobbs Medal: One (MannumPower - Season 20)

Home Kit

Away Kit

95. Millky95 (Captain)
22. Close Contest (Vice Captain)
69. Ant Bear (Vice Captain)
2. Zakk Wylde
3. ShaunDuggan
5. Gray Day
7. I Dont Care
.08. Power Raid
9. Sublime
11. SM
13. Far Kern
18. Ford Fairlane
19. Macca19
20. Wingard2Wines
26. Quadzilla
28. spookism (Leadership Group)
32. NSWCROW
42. wharfie_1870
44. ChristopH
74. Jonts
99. Butler (Leadership Group)
666. Stephen cRowe
Noobz0r
sportsmaniac89

INs: SM (Wolves), sportsmaniac89, Far Kern, ChristopH (Rookies)
OUTs: MannumPower (Roys), El Zorro, crazy_big_al, SpudsLoveChild (delisted)

I heartily endorse this product or service...

 

[Ant Bear]

And for those who missed it... SpudsLoveChild has decided to take a break from the rigours of Qooty, and asked to be delisted. And MannumPower has joined the Roys to try to rediscover his form.
We thank them for their service and will miss their good humoured postings. They are welcome back at any time

 

[NSWCROW]

errrr reserved


i think

EDIT - Reserved for " Mondays with the Crow " , when i finally turn up and ask if we won when we discuss all the weekends highlights....IN DEPTH !!!!

 

[Gray Day]

And for those who missed it... SpudsLoveChild has decided to take a break from the rigours of Qooty, and asked to be delisted. And MannumPower has joined the Roys to try to rediscover his form.
We thank them for their service and will miss their good humoured postings. They are welcome back at any time

R.I.P. SpudsLoveChild

 

[Ant Bear]

R.I.P. SpudsLoveChild

Never mind. We have the pick of the S22 rookie class in sportsmaniac89 Far Kern and ChristopH , as well as the biggest inter-club transfer of the off-season in SM

Plus Sublime and NSWCROW have promised to return to the form shown in their S20 rookie seasons.

 

[Ant Bear]

Swamprats' Creed

(Taken from previous MannumPower Team Thread OPs)

We the players and management of the Sin City Swamprats Fantasy Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted


Upcoming Month

Coming Soon

Team Announcements

15/07/16 - Post #3 in this thread has been officially named the 'Laughing Stock', if you've got that post, I'm afraid you're outta luck.

Swamprat Links

Relive the S21 B&F

'Rats in the Media

Coming Soon

Thank you for the permalink to the best and fairest. This will replace pornhub in My Favourites

But I'm intrigued by 'Rats in the Media. Will this replace my Rats in the News segment?