Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[magic_johnson!]

step one collect underpants
step two
step three profits
use profits to go to game

HAHAHA wat the hell

 

[magilla]

fake a severe asthma attack near the front of the line. Hopefully they will rush you inside for medical treatment (asthma pump) where you improve dramatically then watch the game.

 

[maryjames]

cant answer to this thread, but its been done over and over the years gone by, MCG security = ghosting

 

[Mop]

Take a big bunch of mates and start going absolutely apeshit and try to simultaneously bolt through the gates.
Odds are the gate-person will just back off and concede defeat.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Take a big bunch of mates and start going absolutely apeshit and try to simultaneously bolt through the gates.
Odds are the gate-person will just back off and concede defeat.

I guess you've got to go into something like that knowing one person will be caught and have to take the fall.

 

[daicos4ever]

I snuck into the 2003 Grand Final with an MCC worker's pass I paid $50 for, straight in the staff entrance in the old olympic stand, no questions asked.

Unfortunately because I didn't have a ticket I wasn't able to go outside, to the pub or for a smoke, all day, and I entered at 8am!

Shit day in the end anyway.

 

[tigertiger]

anyone who sits in the in the AFL section do they ask to see a ticket when you enter with a pass out?

 

[wallyt99]

You could always wear a disguise -

 

[demon koala]

I've never tried this myself but have had friends do it.
If you know someone in the ground get them to set off the fire alarm and then run. Setting off the alarm causes all the doors to unlock very briefly (as required by law). Stand at a fire exit - or any locked door where people can get in - safe distance away from you mate inside, then as soon as the alarm goes off open the door and run in. Then sit back and enjoy the game.

 

[hoggy34]

Here's one that may work...

Step 1:
Save up to buy an AFL Silver Membership

Step 2:
Wait about 9 years to become a full member

Step 3:
Get up early on the monday morning before the Grand Final and stand in a queue at your local Ticketmaster

Step 4:
Show the person at your counter your full membership and give her $90 for a ticket

Step 5:
Go to the game at about 1pm on Grand Final Day, scan your ticket and go to your seat.

 

[Beckers]

Take a big bunch of mates and start going absolutely apeshit and try to simultaneously bolt through the gates.
Odds are the gate-person will just back off and concede defeat.

Gold! Safety in numbers like the Wildebeest migration....so many of them make it past the Lions and crocodiles
Go to the smokers do and do the Yeats on the attendants collecting passouts clearing the way for all your mates to storm through

 

[Bobby Giovanni]

- The Footy Record sellers costume always seems to work.
- Spot the dodgiest bloke on a passout gate that you can find. Slip him $100.
- Go early and work out the passout process. Walk to Kinko's in Richmond.

 

[The King of Leon]

If anyone knew an MCG ground staff official, would it be possible to jump into a wheelie bin outside the ground and than get the ground staff attendant to wheel the bin into the ground. I wouldn't mind a bit of a smell to see my team in a G.F

 

[iameviljez]

If anyone knew an MCG ground staff official, would it be possible to jump into a wheelie bin outside the ground and than get the ground staff attendant to wheel the bin into the ground. I wouldn't mind a bit of a smell to see my team in a G.F

Not the worst idea!

 

[madcat001]

Just print out 100's of passouts of your own, walk up in a similar looking uniform and start handing out passouts for a minute or two, then just walk in.

 

[bigpapagman]

i like the last one the best so far

 

[TitanicRider]

Has anyone ever wondered if the AFL would make more money ripping up the seats behind each end for the grand final ??? Take out 3-4 bays at each end. Charge $200. and fit heaps more of each teams supporters.

They should look at temporary seating that can be removed for the Grand Final.

Would anyone be opposed to creating more standing room so more members from each side can attend?

 

[Dee Snider]

Used to get into the Telstra Dome events for free all the time - not sure if it can still be done.

There was gym under the stands. Entrance was next to one of the stairwells from the car park. Used to go to the gym and pack my clothes in my gym bag..then walk out of the gym into the stairwell and get out on another level and walk straight in.

Did it for the Kiss concert, Kostya Tsu fight, Coll V Adelaide night GF in 2003...All started accidentally as an attendant asked me if I wanted a pass out as I left the stair-well after going to the gym one afternoon...thought to myself, "I am here - why not"?

And from that day onwards, I never looked back.

 

[tigertiger]

I have a couple of passes from the AFL members area anyone know if they print a special one for GF day?

 

[Syrah]

I like the parachute idea. Just parachute in and everyone will think you're part of the crappy pre-game entertainment. Either that or make an Andrew Demetriou mask, put on a suit, slip a couple of pillows under your shirt and just walk through any gate.

 

[Chief]

You could always wear a disguise -

Which one is Jake?

 

[thegrach]

Which one is Jake?

Nice work Rodg

 

[bigpapagman]

piss off back to TLC both of you.

 

[thegrach]

You should come on back Papa, the new TLC is screaming out for "Girlfriend one of my mates plowed" goodness.

 

[bigpapagman]

yeah i know. its just not the same.



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