Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Scanlens Man]

Not quite sneaking in but a bloke I know waited for the first (Crows) fan to leave and asked if he could have his ticket.

Saw the whole second half.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Not quite sneaking in but a bloke I know waited for the first (Crows) fan to leave and asked if he could have his ticket.

Saw the whole second half.

A Crows fan left at half time down 9 points....

 

[Coaster2012]

Not quite sneaking in but a bloke I know waited for the first (Crows) fan to leave and asked if he could have his ticket.

Saw the whole second half.

A crows fan left while they were a kick down? Unless his wife was in labour, that guy deserves his membership revoked.

 

[juss]

A tigers supporter mate of mine allegedly got in at half of time on Saturday by walking in with the smokers and then bolting. He is a very good sprinter so they would have struggled to catch him

Sprinter?
The first level concourse it absolutely packed at the G at halftime, it's impossible to walk sometimes let alone sprint.
Wouldn't even have to sprint, you'd just need to weave through a few people and then you are lost in the crowd, no chance they find you through that many people walking.

 

[Vampire013]

I went to the GF on a legitimate ticket (AFL Gold Membership).
However, a friend of mine snuck in.
He called me before the game and asked me if I was at the G.
Told me how he intended to get in & I was not going to participate in the scam.
I get inside later on and find him in the TAB downstairs.
Pretty easy to get in it seems.
Just need someone to scan 2 tickets out.

 

[Scanlens Man]

It has zero to do with my club losing and everything to do with the situation. 9 pts down in the GRAND FINAL? Who sinks hundreds of dollars to leave at half time in a, at the time, close game?

You misunderstood me, I wasnt talking about you, I was talking about the person who left. Some people seriously cannot take the stress of a close game or starting to lose, as was the case on Saturday. Any game of AFL you can look outside at a seemingly important stage of the game and there are people leaving

 

[____]

I went to the GF on a legitimate ticket (AFL Gold Membership).
However, a friend of mine snuck in.
He called me before the game and asked me if I was at the G.
Told me how he intended to get in & I was not going to participate in the scam.
I get inside later on and find him in the TAB downstairs.
Pretty easy to get in it seems.
Just need someone to scan 2 tickets out.

I actually suggested this to a Crows mate of mine if he knew two fellow fans that got in, but he thought he wouldn't away with the idea

 

[The Dice Man]

A Crows fan left at half time down 9 points....

The writing was on the wall by that stage.

 

[Rookie]

My mate got evicted from one of Hawthorns GFs for being pissed (89iirc), reckons they had a big cell full of other GF evictees, he said the cops rolled over a TV so they could all watch, i'm not sure if the holding tank was in the actual MCG or not, but it was pretty cool of the cops to do that.

The exact same thing (holding cell, TV) happened to a guy I knew a few years ago - from memory he was a neutral who was enjoying watching the Hawks smash the Eagles a little too much. He may have attempted a ground invasion (?) and was definitely taken to the police station and held until after the game (and after he'd sobered up). He never received the expected $$$$ fine and ban in the mail as he was constantly moving around so not sure if there were any long term consequences for him.

 

[Vampire013]

I actually suggested this to a Crows mate of mine if he knew two fellow fans that got in, but he thought he wouldn't away with the idea

Some mates of mine did the same in 2011 GF.
The funny thing is one was a current cop at the time and the other was a former cop.
The former cops got his brother in who is a school Principal.
The GF seems to corrupt the best of us.

It's relatively easy to do.
You just need a moron attending the exit turn style.

 

[RU_]

I think it’s time for the yearly bump of this thread.. who’s trying this year?

 

[LeverPuller]

I think it’s time for the yearly bump of this thread.. who’s trying this year?

If Melbourne makes it I’ll dye my hair blonde and fill my nose with cocaine, rock up and claim I’m Col Sylvia. Bound to get in

 

[Heisenberg_]

If Melbourne makes it I’ll dye my hair blonde and fill my nose with cocaine, rock up and claim I’m Col Sylvia. Bound to get in

Or he has arrest warrants and you end up getting locked up

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Need 20 or so mates and rush the gate, let the drunken pawns go first and you'll simply slip through amid the chaos, you could even pretend you're helping security by helping them catch a few.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

If the Tiges make the Grand Final simply dress up like a chopstick. Dusty will assume you're with him and proceed to try jab Joel Selwood in the eye with you just before the first bounce.

He will fail.

 

[LeverPuller]

Or he has arrest warrants and you end up getting locked up

Worth the risk

 

[JohnZ]

If the Tiges make the Grand Final simply dress up like a chopstick. Dusty will assume you're with him and proceed to try jab Joel Selwood in the eye with you just before the first bounce.

He will fail.

Sneaky. I like it

 

[The Half Back]

Gibbsy , the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[johnno77]

If the Tiges make the Grand Final simply dress up like a chopstick. Dusty will assume you're with him and proceed to try jab Joel Selwood in the eye with you just before the first bounce.

He will fail.

No doubt Selwood will end up with a free kick.

 

[wally funk]

We go through this every year, guys. All you need is a passout! I've got a bunch of 'em if anyone wants one...

 

[Silent Alarm]

We go through this every year, guys. All you need is a passout! I've got a bunch of 'em if anyone wants one...

What colour are they this year?

 

[wally funk]

What colour are they this year?

Rainbow. The AFL are making it the Pride Grand Final.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Just say you’re there with catering.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Here's what we did last year.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

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