Movie Star Wars - Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker - Spoilers and Rumors

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George sabotaged it by coming up with a horse charge on a star destroyer in space.


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Are they in space? I've only had a chance to watch it once on the small screen, but this image appears to show lightning in the background. There's also lightning in the background when the Star Destroyers are rising from the water. Would make more sense if the native inhabitants of a planet are taking part in an attack as they fleet surfaces. I mean, I just can't imagine JJ having horses riding a Star Destroyer in space.

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Are they in space? I've only had a chance to watch it once on the small screen, but this image appears to show lightning in the background. There's also lightning in the background when the Star Destroyers are rising from the water. Would make more sense if the native inhabitants of a planet are taking part in an attack as they fleet surfaces. I mean, I just can't imagine JJ having horses riding a Star Destroyer in space.

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the question is....would JJ make lightning in space?
 
btw, those horses in the trailer....

wouldn't surprise if they're the same horses from TLJ, wouldn't surprise if Rose and boyfriend go back and free them and bring them along on their adventures in IX>

They're already freed, Rosie gets hogtied and coerced into enslaving them for one last light brigade charge into muskets of turbo laser fire...

Given the fleets involved and we saw rock movement as well, wonder how many other planetoids pop into existence only to be reduced to rubble as a hidey holes for capital class ship camo.

Unknown Regions: Universal arseh*le.

Will wait for word of mouth, expecting blowback from hot mess into bog average overreach and circle jerking maguffins into stagnation with time skips to resolve things. Plot twist is Rey grows a beard.
 
They're already freed, Rosie gets hogtied and coerced into enslaving them for one last light brigade charge into muskets of turbo laser fire...

Given the fleets involved and we saw rock movement as well, wonder how many other planetoids pop into existence only to be reduced to rubble as a hidey holes for capital class ship camo.

Unknown Regions: Universal a-hole.

Will wait for word of mouth, expecting blowback from hot mess into bog average overreach and circle jerking maguffins into stagnation with time skips to resolve things. Plot twist is Rey grows a beard.
wow, sir.
 

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wow, sir.

Mandalorian and Kenobi look decent, Fallen order looks a smick game as well, but the trailer did nothing for me, they continue to pull things from everywhere and pop into existence just to have conflict and some stake to fight over.

They're not above introducing eggs just to crack open and hey presto, capital class vessels and replacement for Snoke since Kylo isn't up to it, Hux is a moron and Snoke is dead.
 
Mandalorian and Kenobi look decent, Fallen order looks a smick game as well, but the trailer did nothing for me, they continue to pull things from everywhere and pop into existence just to have conflict and some stake to fight over.

They're not above introducing eggs just to crack open and hey presto, capital class vessels and replacement for Snoke since Kylo isn't up to it, Hux is a moron and Snoke is dead.
I'm with you on this.
The Mandalorian looks amazingly interesting.
TROS however reads like a big turd (the leaks).

Like omfg, the leaks, vomit.
 
rey killing a new young rejuvinated more powerful sidious ... omfg are you for real?

kylo continues to get his ass handed to him by rey ... ugh

big bad kylo turns to the light, and then promptly gets pushed into a bottomless pit never to be seen of again ... wtf

big celebrations at night time aping ROTJ endor scenes ... ugh really?

rey healing a giant worm and then later stabbing kylo thru the heart with a lightsaber just so she can re-use her healing powers to bring kylo back to life....just what the ****?

ten mcguffins ... c'mon

where's the big 'bigger than the no im your father' moment?

riding horses on a star destroyer....are you ****ing kidding JJ? and we thought RJ had water on the brain

luke force ghost interacting with the real world in bigger ways than yoda in TLJ....c'mon bro

etc etc
 
And every other film has made $1b; so maybe it's a new trend, maybe it's an anomaly. Hence why I said no one can make the claim with any degree of certainty. If this film makes $1b (and it certainly will), does that mean everything is copacetic again?


Which is why I said for what it's worth. I've never pre-booked a ticket in my life, I imagine it's a pretty small part of overall ticket sales.
I would say you're wrong.
 
Oh come on, the Falcon scenes were totally fan service and was bringing back the blue saber against all logic.

In isolation none of those things are but they do stick out on a movie that claims one of its themes is about leaving the past behind... rather aggressively too.


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The villain says that. The movie says the past never leaves you and you need to embrace it to move forward.
 

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