State of Origin State of Origin XVI – Round One – Vic Country Vs. Western Australia @ Lakes Entrance Recreation & Camping Reserve

[Biggie]

Can’t think of a better position for me to hide and collect free rep guernseys than the half back flank, this is perfect.

Like butter on toast, it’s so easy

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Mate, you just got gym4life'd

Seems so.

manangatang #factcheck please?

 

[Robertio]

Ooh can I join in? Whose bag should we kick? I vote for RobR

 

[Metalcrusher]

morning mate

 

[Robertio]

morning mate

G'day Crush, we are still getting QLD weather in Vic, humid with showers.

 

[guero]

After almost 10 months without seeing a decent international band I’m starting to understand what it feels like to live in Perth.

I hadn’t seen any live music for a while, but NYE I went to a show at the Naval Store in Freo. Southern River Band, Katy Steel, Old Blood and Dan Howls. All local bands, it was bloody brilliant.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Spoiler: Text version

STATE OF ORIGIN - SERIES XVI

WESTERN AUSTRALIA OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
RD 1 VS VIC COUNTRY
AT SOME BACKWATER fu**en SHITHOLE

B: Biggie - Blacky - Matera92
HB: Chipmunk - MWPP - TY24
C: Ljp86 - guero - TheInjuryFactory
HF: BLUEALLTHRU - serial_thrilla - Noobz0r
F: Tarkyn_24 - CakeEater - omgfridge
FOLL: Metalcrusher - Agent93 - Barrybran

INT: Tonga Bob - miggs

Tarkyn_24 in one pocket and omgfridge in the other. ClarkeM and I here to f*** shit up for you guys. It's on like Donkey Kong.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Tarkyn_24 in one pocket and omgfridge in the other. ClarkeM and I here to f*** sh*t up for you guys. It's on like Donkey Kong.

Oh .. you that guy I kicked 7 goals on last season ....

 

[Robertio]

Oh .. you that guy I kicked 7 goals on last season ....

Enjoy that mate, looks like you're up against me.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Enjoy that mate, looks like you're up against me.

You in the Ruck as well?

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Oh .. you that guy I kicked 7 goals on last season ....

I don't even know who you are tbf, but shh the adults are talking.

 

[Robertio]

You in the Ruck as well?

Yep, all 173 cm of me.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Yep, all 173 cm of me.

We could just **** off at quarter time and play 9 holes and have a parmi and a pint or two?

 

[Pie 4 Life]

I don't even know who you are tbf, but shh the adults are talking.

No wonder I didn't know who you were lol. Once I searched up what team you played for and found the corresponding game..

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

DRA S Vs LVB S
DRA               2    0        6    5        12   12       16   14   110     
LVB               6    6        8    7        10   8        12   8    80      
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Bradesmaen  0  6  3  5  0  3  0  1  1   47  Bipolarbea   0  3  3  4  0  0  1  0  0   23
Pie 4 Life  0  4  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   17  Test Tickl   0  7  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   38
Blaze Stor  0  1  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   11  Muddiemoos   0  12 3  6  2  0  1  1  0   68
AceAndy     0  2  5  7  0  0  1  0  0   32  Art Vandel   0  3  2  6  0  1  0  0  0   28
HawkAussie  0  6  3  2  1  0  0  0  0   35  MWPP         0  9  5  6  1  1  3  0  0   50
Gosaints12  0  1  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   16  tony         0  9  2  2  2  0  6  0  0   27
Matt_352    0  14 6  9  0  2  0  2  1   93  xenxen       0  5  2  8  1  0  0  1  0   47
T2B_        0  5  3  6  0  0  3  1  1   34  Cap          0  9  6  16 3  3  0  0  2   94
Ljp86       0  10 7  8  3  0  1  0  0   76  guero        0  8  1  4  0  0  2  1  0   35
Cold Sober  0  7  2  4  0  1  1  0  0   33  RookiePick   0  2  2  7  1  0  1  1  0   33
Stoods      0  5  4  11 0  2  1  0  0   48  Millky95     0  3  1  7  0  0  0  0  0   26
Hatchy1992  0  6  2  3  1  0  1  3  0   49  hilly        0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    3
Maylandsma  0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  2    8  Ok Boomer    0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18
MC Bad Gen  0  7  3  0  0  0  0  5  2   62  Metalcrush   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  1  3   21
VandoHawk   0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22  Tommycash    0  3  0  1  0  0  0  1  2   19
Strigoi     12 6  0  7  3  5  3  0  1   53  U2tigers     11 11 0  10 2  1  1  4  0   94
serial_thr  0  10 0  7  4  6  1  0  2   65  I Dont Car   0  6  0  7  6  2  2  0  0   52
A Swallow   0  8  0  8  4  0  1  0  1   54  Matera92     0  11 0  7  6  3  1  0  1   72
Knifey Spo  0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  kane249      0  3  1  0  0  0  0  0  0   12
Ashman OG   0  5  2  2  0  0  0  2  2   39  CarterS      0  3  1  9  0  2  1  0  0   29

• Despite neither player having much impact, Pie 4 Life exposed Metalcrusher's frailties. - 83m from 1 to 84.

Try and show up this time yeah Metalcrusher ?

 

[Robertio]

We could just fu** off at quarter time and play 9 holes and have a parmi and a pint or two?

Great beach at Lakes with thousands of girls this time of year.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Great beach at Lakes with thousands of girls this time of year.

Done. The RSL club has an awesome feed too. The view of the ocean from the golf course is pretty damn cool as well. Just gotta watch your slice if there is a Southerly blowing

 

[Metalcrusher]

No wonder I didn't know who you were lol. Once I searched up what team you played for and found the corresponding game..



Try and show up this time yeah Metalcrusher ?

Stats ... shmats! It was a moral victory!

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Stats ... shmats! It was a moral victory!

In honour of your "moral victory", I have been sure to ask the local canteen to stock plenty of aloe vera should you need some again.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I have come to return Metalcrusher who wandered into our thread. guero, please make sure he doesn’t run away again.

 

[guero]

Great beach at Lakes with thousands of girls this time of year.

Yeah but they’re all wearing jackets cos it’s bloody freezing! 35 here today. G string bikinis seemed to be quite popular yesterday at Port Beach.

 

[Metalcrusher]

I have come to return Metalcrusher who wandered into our thread. guero, please make sure he doesn’t run away again.

**** off.

 

[guero]

I have come to return Metalcrusher who wandered into our thread. guero, please make sure he doesn’t run away again.

Sorry mate, no can do. MC has a licence to roam because we all know how highly his input is valued. Especially by TJASTA.

 

[ClarkeM]

When are we playing this ****er?

 

[guero]

When are we playing this f***er?

Tomorrow.

How are things Clarkey?

 

[Metalcrusher]

Sorry mate, no can do. MC has a licence to roam because we all know how highly his input is valued. Especially by TJASTA.

Oi don't besmirch my good friend TJ ...