Think Tank Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters

[PinkFlamingo]

Are you that dumb that you can't work out its an arse sore Handbagger pretending to be a Hawk?

Why are you so angry, darling?

 

[I Lost My Keays]

all these jokes about Essendon are steroidtypical lol

 

[T2B_]

all these jokes about Essendon are steroidtypical lol

Dude


Okay I admit I laughed a bit.

 

[T2B_]

Why are you so angry, darling?

Don't mind TazSquawk, he's angry at everyone and everything, all the time.

 

[vjknight]

Sing them a lullaby..............

 

[CrowEater888]

Well, at least Hirdy has found his true love – what a pity he couldn’t marry himself.

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

Don't mind TazSquawk, he's angry at everyone and everything, all the time.

He does seem quote aggressive. I didn't even say anything wrong!

and I'm on his side! I was in Bay 17 last year for the GF with my two sisters and my two best friends. I had binoculars on Hodgey the whole time.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

So where do you like to seakayak? Oh in a bay of neoliberals? That's nice. I've got to ah go ah over here now. Bye.

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

Well, at least Hirdy has found his true love – what a pity he couldn’t marry himself.

True love....that's the way I feel about Hodgey.

 

[elMM]

I would act like an adult and participate a lovely evening with your S.O's family. I would be charming and courteous. I would engage in polite conversation and spend as much time educating the other dinner guests on the virtues of the Greek classics as possible.

Your main objective is to extract as much information for mother-in-law jokes for the next 30 years.

This is the best strategy to remove all possibility of any future interactions with any family who enjoys football.

 

[IanW]

Go the subtle approach.

"Whatever it takes"

 

[chelseacarlton]

You could film or sound record the evening and talk about the saga the whole night and fill the darnedest thread for a dozen or so pages!.
That'd be fun,for us!.

 

[El Dubya]

Go the subtle approach.

"Whatever it takes"

"Can you pass the potatoes?"

"Whatever it takes."

 

[footy4ever]

Ok, who's taking notes?

 

[H2F]

Tell them all that you have heard from inside sources that they are about to get off.

 

[oogac]

If its fancy dress .... go as this guy

 

[Flightless Bird]

If its fancy dress .... go as this guy

They won't get it. They are just not that sharp, as evidenced by their continued support of *

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[PertRoosOsborne]

 

[Wosh]

After you've insulted them with words and no one's talking to you, bring out a peace offering..a piñata.. and let the kids go at it. Instead of lollies have it filled with syringes and little vials of white sherbet..you'll be the life of the party.

 

[Flightless Bird]

After you've insulted them with words and no one's talking to you, bring out a peace offering..a piñata.. and let the kids go at it. Instead of lollies have it filled with syringes and little vials of white sherbet..you'll be the life of the party.

Nice, and it continues the Mexican theme too!

 

[Wosh]

Nice, and it continues the Mexican theme too!

Just maybe take the needles out of the syringes

 

[Flightless Bird]

Just maybe take the needles out of the syringes

As Essendon supporters they are never too young to learn about safely handling sharps.

 

[juice t]

"Don't you just love Bowls Clubs?"

 

[blueboy25]

I would start by telling them that you are 'shocked to be sitting there'