Think Tank Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters

[Flightless Bird]

I swear to Rines

That's just crossing a line too far.

 

[floki]

I swear to Rines

I miss her, there was something disturbingly alluring about her posts.

 

[vjknight]

I miss her, there was something disturbingly alluring about her posts.

And here is her life partner with his biggest crying rant to date..........it's someone else's fault remember.

. So we've been absolutely smashed from pillar to post by all and sundry for 2 whole years. We've had all manner of (at this stage) unfounded allegations levelled against the club and individuals within it, we've been removed from a finals series, we currently face the prospect of starting another season with at best a cloud still hanging over us and worst case scenario players suspended.....................and we are concerned we may have offended a SANFL club in the pursuit of duds to fill holes for the ******* NAB cup?!!?!

Who gives a ****?! What bearing does an offended SANFL club have on us? If they withhold their duds, we get others to play in the meaningless Mickey Mouse preseason training run. We need to stop letting ourselves get cornholed at every turn, if we'd shown a bit more moxy from day 1 we'd not have purchased our own rope, tied the noose, fixed it to the gallows, slid our feeble necks into it and handed the goose to ASADA. We'd not have missed a finals series and our boys would be running around shredded as **** still reaping the rewards of our cutting edge program.

Have a cry bitch.

 

[PinkFlamingo]

Honey as a COLA Flog I thought you would still be in pain.

Oh that's right even COLA Flogs don't care about the team unless the are winning

 

[H2F]

Hey, 'I can't imagine watching other clubs ex players running around in your jumper. What do you feel about that?'

 

[charcoalchicken]

When seated at the dinner table ask one of the to pass the needles thanks.

 

[Happy_Hawker]

Say, "Do you want one sixteenth of a cake? I've been told I need to serve you in fractions"

 

[nickrebellious]

James Magner

 

[TigerTime3]

"These bunch of spuds are cooked, well done"

 

[TigerTime3]

"As a Tigers supporter I'm pretty annoyed we're voluntarily choosing an under-23 team for the NAB Challenge, how are we supposed to prepare for Round 1??"

 

[TazHawk15]

Let's meet next time I am in Sin City, it is obvious you want to rub shoulders with a Hawk.

Since you insist you are a female I will need you to pvt me a pic and a profile.

Anyway enjoy the rugby baby girl.

Why are you so ashamed of the COLA JackAttack?

 

[leobarryustar]

Say, "Do you want one sixteenth of a cake? I've been told I need to serve you in fractions"

That's the shot! That will really needle the pricks.

Edit: sorry if these puns have been used ad nauseum on this thread i haven't checked

 

[Flightless Bird]

That's the shot! That will really needle the pricks.

Edit: sorry if these puns have been used ad nauseum on this thread i haven't checked

Pun away. The intended audience will be too dopey to follow it.

 

[Grockadoc]

"With Clint Jones in the squad, there goes the end of season midget entertainment."