Think Tank Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters

[Kangaroos4eva]

I might get that printed on a tee shirt and wear it to dinner.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

"What goes Black, Red Black Red, Black Red...thump"
Essendon falling down the ladder!

 

[Retired Jimmy]

"Even identity thieves wouldn't want to be James Hird"

 

[Mofra]

My wife is from a large brood of feral Essendon supporters.

For the good of humanity, the line is obvious:

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

The leader is good, the leader* is great, we surrender our* will as of this date.

 

[Flightless Bird]

For the good of humanity, the line is obvious:

Oh yes!

 

[PinkFlamingo]

My wife is from a large brood of feral Essendon supporters. I have fortunately avoided any gathering of the clan for over six months, but my get out of jail cards are all used up and I have to attend a family dinner next week. There will be about 15 Essendon cultists I will have to engage with.

I'd like to ask The Bay for some one liners I can use that are a bit stronger than "Eat a dick you campaigning cheaters!"

All suggestions welcome, and I am prepared to report back after the event with ratings of what worked best.

Oh sweetie, please, from what I've heard some Essendon fans would welcome this with open arms (and mouths) anyway. Pretend you are James Hird... their fantasies take care of the rest

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

On a t-shirt. "I went to Essendon* and l all got was this lousy syndrome."

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

"What about David Evans"

 

[Flightless Bird]

Oh sweetie, please, from what I've heard some Essendon fans would welcome this with open arms (and mouths) anyway. Pretend you are James Hird... their fantasies take care of the rest

That post made me want to weep in the shower while scrubbing myself raw.

 

[royals1922]

Our kids support/ will support..........**

*Any team but essendon

 

[Flightless Bird]

Our kids support/ will support..........**

*Any team but essendon

New tee shirt design;

ATBE*

Can't create a mock up, but I'm sure someone else can have a shot.

 

[vjknight]

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

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I sympathise with essendon*

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

"Is there any AOD-9064 in that curry? It's just that I am allergic to it that's all."

 

[slashin_velvet]

Whenever anyone of them goes/asks to leave the table, tell them they are dismissed.

 

[QuietB]

My wife is from a large brood of feral Essendon supporters. I have fortunately avoided any gathering of the clan for over six months, but my get out of jail cards are all used up and I have to attend a family dinner next week. There will be about 15 Essendon cultists I will have to engage with.

I'd like to ask The Bay for some one liners I can use that are a bit stronger than "Eat a dick you campaigning cheaters!"

All suggestions welcome, and I am prepared to report back after the event with ratings of what worked best.

You definitely should get some koolaid stickers printed, put them on the front of all your beers with the Tanya typing pic on the back and drink them all day without saying a word

 

[PinkFlamingo]

That post made me want to weep in the shower while scrubbing myself raw.

I apologise darling but I too have family who support those nasty, spiteful men down at Windy Hill... mm I suppose I should say Tullamarine now... So I understand your pain

It reminds me of a time when a group of my besties and myself were having a bit of an experimental in my room. At the same time somehow we descended into discussion about the Essendon Bombers and their terrible, terrible deeds and this discussion got us into even more of a huff than we already were, I'm sure you can understand darling.

My mother must have heard and suddenly burst in. "I would let James Hird inject me anytime!" she cried.
"Mother, please" I said, as I was cleaning myself up (we're very big on being neat and tidy at our place). "I know you love your precious, PRECIOUS Bombers and Jimmy Hird, but surely these latest developments would test the heart of even the biggest Essendon fan."
My friends could not help but laugh at this, which made my mother very, very mad. She grabbed the nearest riding crop and whipped all of our bare behinds something terrible and stormed out of the room, breaking my favourite pink glass bong on the way out. I still haven't forgiven the kool-aid sipping witch

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

I apologise darling but I too have family who support those nasty, spiteful men down at Windy Hill... mm I suppose I should say Tullamarine now... So I understand your pain

It reminds me of a time when a group of my besties and myself were having a bit of an experimental in my room. At the same time somehow we descended into discussion about the Essendon Bombers and their terrible, terrible deeds and this discussion got us into even more of a huff than we already were, I'm sure you can understand darling.

My mother must have heard and suddenly burst in. "I would let James Hird inject me anytime!" she cried.
"Mother, please" I said, as I was cleaning myself up (we're very big on being neat and tidy at our place). "I know you love your precious, PRECIOUS Bombers and Jimmy Hird, but surely these latest developments would test the heart of even the biggest Essendon fan."
My friends could not help but laugh at this, which made my mother very, very mad. She grabbed the nearest riding crop and whipped all of our bare behinds something terrible and stormed out of the room, breaking my favourite pink glass bong on the way out. I still haven't forgiven the kool-aid sipping witch

That's a really weird story.

Are you a hermaphrodite-kool-aid loving-pedinjector?

 

[slashin_velvet]

After youve finished your meal, say "when that all comes out, ill be in a good place"

 

[invinciBlues]

Step 1: Buy a 6 pack of any beer
Step 2: Peel off the labels
Step 3: Add you own custom labels from here: http://www.beerlabelizer.com/

e.g.

 

[Flightless Bird]

I apologise darling but I too have family who support those nasty, spiteful men down at Windy Hill... mm I suppose I should say Tullamarine now... So I understand your pain

It reminds me of a time when a group of my besties and myself were having a bit of an experimental in my room. At the same time somehow we descended into discussion about the Essendon Bombers and their terrible, terrible deeds and this discussion got us into even more of a huff than we already were, I'm sure you can understand darling.

My mother must have heard and suddenly burst in. "I would let James Hird inject me anytime!" she cried.
"Mother, please" I said, as I was cleaning myself up (we're very big on being neat and tidy at our place). "I know you love your precious, PRECIOUS Bombers and Jimmy Hird, but surely these latest developments would test the heart of even the biggest Essendon fan."
My friends could not help but laugh at this, which made my mother very, very mad. She grabbed the nearest riding crop and whipped all of our bare behinds something terrible and stormed out of the room, breaking my favourite pink glass bong on the way out. I still haven't forgiven the kool-aid sipping witch

I'd like to like that but I am a bit unsure of what it is that I would be liking

 

[PinkFlamingo]

That's a really weird story.

Are you a hermaphrodite-kool-aid loving-pedinjector?

I think what is weird is your clear and unashamed obsession with Lukey Hodge. In my opinion you should keep your options wide open darling. As a Hawthorn supporter I am sure you can appreciate there are many, many fish in that sea

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

I think what is weird is your clear and unashamed obsession with Lukey Hodge. In my opinion you should keep your options wide open darling. As a Hawthorn supporter I am sure you can appreciate there are many, many fish in that sea

What's not to love about Hodgey. I got this (below) on my wall...I look at it every night before bed with my two dogs Luke and Hodge. I don't like cats...they cough fur balls everywhere.

• Most heroic Captain in AFL history...wayyyyy better than that finger pointer Goodesy (shame on him! Hodgey would never do that).
  
• 3x Premiership Player
• 2x Norm Smiths
• 3X AA
• 2x Peter Crimmins Medal
• Rising star candidate 02'.
• International Rules player
• Best first year player ever!
• Pick no.1
• AFLPA best Captain 2014
• Jim Stynes medalist
  
• Sparkling blue eyes
• Nice hair
• Speaks well
• Hot bod
• Nice guy all-round

My options are shut and sealed...Hodgey and me forever!

I also don't want the opinion of a COLA fan. You guys stink!

 

[TazHawk15]

I think what is weird is your clear and unashamed obsession with Lukey Hodge. In my opinion you should keep your options wide open darling. As a Hawthorn supporter I am sure you can appreciate there are many, many fish in that sea

Are you that dumb that you can't work out its an arse sore Handbagger pretending to be a Hawk?