Media Sun Ra presents The Beez HOTTEST 100 ..... with a little help from GWS Goose. SFA / S35.

[Sun Ra]

Yes folks, as the Sun Ra sets on season 35, I'm here to pay an individually curated musical tribute from my vast YouTube library to each and every poster who made the top 100 in The Beez Award, counting backwards of course. A massive undertaking I know but someone had to do it, right ?

 

[Sun Ra]

Equal #100 is Memphis, back pocket for the Royals. Never heard of him but he's stuck in here now.

Here we go .....

 

[Sun Ra]

Second poster who was in equal #100 place is Rodney Dangerfield of Furies fame.

 

[Sun Ra]

The third and final poster who was in equal #100 place is JT_the_Man from the Wonders.

Congratulations on your finish friend .......

 

[Sun Ra]

Coming in @ #99 is Supersuns from the Las Vegas Bears.

Congratulations on your finish .......



PS - I know the GIF is Natalie Wood but I like it.

 

[Sun Ra]

At 98th place we have none other than Kapow!!! who goes for Freo. Enough said.

Freo rhymes with Dubbo, so I'm a going with .......

 

[Sun Ra]

Coming in together at Number 96 we have the Royal brahj and Swamprat and Saint Grav

A bit like Dudley and Don ?

Easy peasy lemon squueezy ...... two stones with one bird.

 

[Sun Ra]

Next we have Royals halfback Lomas, who some would say is a halfwit as well as they seem to be a Norf tragic.

Pretty sure this one will light up your life ...... coming in at triple equal #93. Wow !

 

[Sun Ra]

Sharing the mighty 93rd place is Elmer_Judd - a real allrounder - a Nintendo Switch enthusiast (?), a Caaaarlton supporter
and Bay 13 vermin to boot. Unsure of their SFA status .......... a regular turkey in the straw ...........

 

[Sun Ra]

The final #93 triplet is filth fan and CIW backpacker and layabout Raveneyes.

His skip Tonga Bob suggested this one and who am I to disagree ......

He did say he never laid a hand on you. He actually said those words.

 

[Sun Ra]

Sharing the podium on #91, we have S34 rookie star JyeDye from the Furies and Modragon Ljp86.

Once again, little to work with here .........

 

[Sun Ra]

Next up at equal 89th place ......... a Carlton Supporter, a BF political pundant and adroit observer of the human condition,
yes it's the BF supremo himself Chief. Here is a banger for you from Melbourne Yacht Rock masters Sex On Toast .........

 

[Sun Ra]

Sharing the love on #89 is Bomber "legend" snozulu, a misanthropic genius known to few but deeply loved in Baghdad.

Put your shirt on buddy. Elijah.

 

[Sun Ra]

On #88, may I present the Royals fullback MrPremiership or Mr P as he's known to his friends, short for Mr P.C.

He is Politically Correct friends and that aint a bad thing, not like being woke yo ......

 

[Sun Ra]

Now we get to Number #86 where once again, we have two posters tied, tried and fried.

First let's hear it for the Roys first ruck and Brions follower DERRINALPHIL.

You got lucky to be included here mate.

 

[Sun Ra]

Sharing the glory on #86 is the Baghdad Bombers official team photographer, blackmailer, motorbike hoon and all around good guy ........
you guessed it, it is JustaBattler. Ride like the wind bro.

 

[Sun Ra]

On #85 alone is krakouers, a Norf head, a sandgroper and a Royal to boot.

 

[Sun Ra]

On 84, the one and only beez, something to do with this award, a Gumby and self proclaimed lover of The Cult of Robbo thread.



(Parental Guidance Advised)

 

[Sun Ra]

One behind on 83 is the Royal CakeEater, must be a food taster for someone or something ?
Another from McGowan country and yes, another ****ing Freo fan.

 

[Pugsley]

Someone call Molly.

 

[Sun Ra]

Here we go for #82 - I know you all have been waiting on this one. Another Royal, this time it's tigs2010.
You made the top 100, I Don't Care didn't and I don't but you did ....... so ........ don't tell me.

 

[Sun Ra]

Two Bombers Legends share the Number #80 spot and a whole lot more. Yep, you guessed it, former Baghdad
skippers KohPhi and the unaccommadating VeinGlorious. Not much more to say that hasn't already been said or
recorded for posterity by their fans at ASIO and the AFP.

For VeinGlorious



For KohPhi

 

[Sun Ra]

We have a triple treat coming in together at 77th place starting with Senor M of the Bears. A much loved and helpful
poster who is currently AWOL due to a perceived Werewolf indiscretion. Such a shame.

Come back pal, all is forgiven I'm sure ? Bears get around him ?

 

[Sun Ra]

Sharing the "77 Mantle" is Gumby Legend In His Own Lunchbox DenieD, now allegedly retired but I suspect, plotting his next move after cannily trading in Liam Henry this week. Make of that, what you will.

 

[Sun Ra]

Rounding out the #77 Trifecta is Tarkyn_24 of the Demons.

Has been known to mumble "That doesn't sound like Jetstar ......." No compassion from you mate,
so ....... from Talking Heads: 77 ........ In a world where people have problems .........