Media Super League - Baghdad Eshays Official Champions

[PMBangers]

Ah **** gotta do a pinned post as well

Southside shitgibbons: TheInjuryFactory, NaturalDisaster, manangatang, Headless pantskyle , Elton Johns Wig , Broken , Proper Gander , Agent93, Riviat , beez, Rodney Dangerfield, spookism, The Jesus, SSwans2011, Dav, Blacky, brahj, Kennedy Parker, fitzroybowiedog

Springfield Isotopes: krakouers85, Marlowe, tony, serial_thrilla, Muddiemoose, Smartys Power, Bastyy, Chipmunk, Ned_Flanders , GWS Goose , NinjaSwan, Rioli8217, Knifey Spoony, Kilroy, T2B_ , MC Bad Genius, hotchilli, Dancing Potato , Dory_77, Cactus_

Baghdad Eshays: Callums_Guns, Tarkyn_24, Strigoi, Antonio BlueVein, Tonga Bob , Dingster , Bonz , Metalcrusher , philreich , cooney, The Half Back , sausageroll, Mozzie19, Yakker, ClarkeM, JackNah_8, thewizardmelon, WaynesWorld19 , haydo, moginie

Supersuns FFC: Supersuns, Tigerturbulance, Mobbs, The Filth Wizard, HaroLad, GREENESHOOTS , BLUEALLTHRU, Lingua Ignota , PMBangers , KohPhi, croweater 41 , por_please_ya , fumbler, SarahSmiles, Chief, zackah, ImissFrosty, Zevon, SM, GreyCrow

East Side Rebrands: Hate, Tony Lynn 15 , Wosh, U2tigers , Barrybran , MWPP , Ant Bear, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95 , damicky , Lore, ant555, Loonerty, BRAB, miggs, boncer34, RobR, TheCoach16, SweetD, Pie 4 Life

Tittybong Thunder: TJASTA, Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , sante, A Swallow , omgfridge , _Mike_ , JT_the_Man , Pickitt, Brenton Davy , eth-dog , nahnah, Cap, Pugsley, Catsnlakers, GremioPower , DockerDen5215, TedDougChris, FootyGuy13 , Jabba73, I Dont Care

 

[Metalcrusher]

I thought Strigoi got the 3 votes

#outraged
#TheFixIsIn

 

[Supersuns]

#outraged
#TheFixIsIn

Please don't use my hashtag unless you are genuine. I'm fighting for the future of the league, it is not a laughing matter.

 

[Dingster]

I thought Strigoi got the 3 votes

Robbert Klomp board.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Please don't use my hashtag unless you are genuine. I'm fighting for the future of the league, it is not a laughing matter.

You on the other hand though ...

 

[Supersuns]

You on the other hand though ...

Yes I have an other hand to go with my other other hand.
Congratulations on your mastery of biology.

 

[GremioPower]

Tittybong Thunder - 12.11 83 def Baghdad Eshays 10.7 67

 

[GWS Goose]

Don't go crying to Dadmin you limpa loompa. I thought PMBangers was vanilla...but you are vanilla basic.

Why can't I link your account in a post? Are you the fabled NaturalDisaster alt account? Did you just go crying to yourself? fu** me, the S32 rookies are too good for this joint. Won't be long before we package you up and post you back to Obscurity.

never go full bomber.

 

[GremioPower]

serial_thrilla would be a good fit at the Rats, best posting team in the league.

 

[CursingFijian]

never go full bomber.

 

[Cactus_]

Honestly who cares about normal old boring old SFA?

This! This is what it’s all about.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Honestly who cares about normal old boring old SFA?

This! This is what it’s all about.

why do u dominate everything?

 

[CursingFijian]

I had an enormous Burmese Moggy named after a certain Fijian dictator.

Colonel Pussiveni Rabuka was frightening.

Not quite historically accurate.

It's Brigadier-General.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Not quite historically accurate.

It's Brigadier-General.

Was promoted post coup!

My Cat certainly was not a fan of democracy.

 

[Strigoi]

Callums_Guns is a scoring machine!

 

[Hate]

PMBangers has some EXPLAINING TO DO

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round 1 of the Super League was unfortunately largely filled with sh*t weather, as Tittybong Thunder vs Baghdad Eshays, and Southside sh*t Gibbons vs East Side Hwaks were influenced by heavy rain. Spectators of Springfield Isotopes vs Supersuns FFC were treated to a lovely warm day, and the highest scoring match of the round!

Results
Tittybong Thunder - 12.11 83 def Baghdad Eshays 10.7 67
Springfield Isotopes - 18.9 117 def Supersuns FFC 12.16 88
Southside sh*t Gibbons 9.6 60 def by. East Side Hwaks 11.9 75

Round 1 Ladder

Spoiler

POS	Team	W	D	L	Pts	PF	PA	%
1	Springfield Isotopes	1	0	0	4	117	88	132.9545455
2	East Side Hwaks	1	0	0	4	75	60	125
3	Tittybong Thunder	1	0	0	4	83	67	123.880597
4	Baghdad Eshays	0	0	1	0	67	83	80.72289157
5	Soutside sh*t Gibbons	0	0	1	0	60	75	80
6	Supersuns FFC	0	0	1	0	88	117	75.21367521

Round 1 Top 5's

Spoiler: HITOUTS

Strigoi (Baghdad Eshays) - 37
Muddiemoose (Springfield Isotopes) - 29
Chief (Supersuns FFC) - 25
JT_the_Man (Tittybong Thunder) - 25
miggs (East Side Hwaks) - 23

Spoiler: KICKS

Ned_Flanders (Springfield Isotopes) - 14
BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 11
Cactus_ (Springfield Isotopes) - 10
Elton Johns Wig (Southside sh*t Gibbons) - 10
FootyGuy13 (Tittybong Thunder) - 10

Spoiler: MARKS

GreyCrow (Supersuns FFC) - 6
Ned_Flanders (Springfield Isotopes) - 5
FootyGuy13 (Tittybong Thunder) - 5
SweetD (East Side Hwaks) - 5
Hate (East Side Hwaks) - 4

Spoiler: HANDBALLS

Cactus_ (Springfield Isotopes) - 17
BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 13
pantskyle (Southside sh*t Gibbons) - 13
Elton Johns Wig (Southside sh*t Gibbons) - 10
Dingster (Tittybong Thunder) - 10

Spoiler: TACKLES

BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 13
Cactus_ (Springfield Isotopes) - 10
GreyCrow (Supersuns FFC) - 9
Elton Johns Wig (Southside sh*t Gibbons - 7
Pie 4 Life (East Side Hwaks) - 7

Spoiler: FREES FOR

Elton Johns Wig (Southside sh*t Gibbons) - 7
Cactus_ (Springfield Isotopes) - 6
Metalcrusher (Baghdad Eshays) - 6
nahnah (Tittybong Thunder) - 6
BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 5

Spoiler: FREES AGAINST

Pie 4 Life (East Side Hwaks) - 8
BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 7
_Mike_ (Tittybong Thunder) - 6
Metalcrusher (Baghdad Eshays) - 5
Kennedy Parker (Southside sh*t Gibbons) - 5

Spoiler: GOALS

TJASTA (Tittybong Thunder) - 4
Callums_Guns (Baghdad Eshays) - 4
Hate (East Side Hwaks) - 3
HaroLad (Supersuns FFC) - 3
Ned_Flanders (Springfield Isotopes) - 2

Spoiler: BEHINDS

FootyGuy13 (Tittybong Thunder) - 4
HaroLad (Supersuns FFC) - 3
BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 3
Ant Bear (East Side Hwaks) - 3
GWS Goose (Springfield Isotopes) - 2

Spoiler: DISPOSALS

Cactus_ (Springfield Isotopes) - 27
BLUEALLTHRU (Supersuns FFC) - 24
Ned_Flanders (Springfield Isotopes) - 23
Elton Johns Wig (Southside sh*t Gibbons) - 20
philreich (Baghdad Eshays) - 19

What sort of half-arsed buffoonery is this? Where's the full stats? Where's the commentary? Where's the warning that you're actually posting something? F*cken lift, flog.

 

[Metalcrusher]

What sort of half-arsed buffoonery is this? Where's the full stats? Where's the commentary? Where's the warning that you're actually posting something? F*cken lift, flog.

He is your ****ing boyfriend chump. FFS.

 

[PMBangers]

What sort of half-arsed buffoonery is this? Where's the full stats? Where's the commentary? Where's the warning that you're actually posting something? F*cken lift, flog.

There's 5 rounds before finals Bob, full commentary for every game is just ridiculous

the rest is fair an valid criticism and I will take it on board

 

[PMBangers]

PMBangers has some EXPLAINING TO DO

I've given you a premiership quality list god damnit

 

[Tonga Bob]

He is your ******* boyfriend chump. FFS.

k.

 

[Brenton Davy]

What sort of half-arsed buffoonery is this? Where's the full stats? Where's the commentary? Where's the warning that you're actually posting something? F*cken lift, flog.

Agreed.

If I’m going to be drafted without my prior knowledge into a league that I’ve not been approached or asked about, then I at least want to see how bad I am, especially at fullback

 

[Tonga Bob]

There's 5 rounds before finals Bob, full commentary for every game is just ridiculous

the rest is fair an valid criticism and I will take it on board

Is this just an analogy for a shortened trade period?

 

[PMBangers]

ROUND 1 FULL STATS (sorted by highest to lowest DT score)

Spoiler

	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
Cactus_	0	10	1	17	10	6	4	1	0	27	107
BLUEALLTHRU	0	11	2	13	13	5	7	0	3	24	104
Elton Johns Wig	0	10	3	10	7	7	4	1	0	20	88
Ned_Flanders	0	14	5	9	3	1	5	2	1	23	86
GreyCrow	0	5	6	8	9	2	1	0	0	13	84
GremioPower	0	10	2	8	4	3	2	1	2	18	73
FootyGuy13	0	10	5	0	3	0	0	2	4	10	73
Callums_Guns	0	9	2	5	0	1	0	4	1	14	69
TJASTA	0	9	3	2	1	2	1	4	1	11	68
omgfridge	0	9	3	8	3	0	1	0	0	17	61
HaroLad	0	8	1	0	4	1	2	3	3	8	59
Proper Gander	0	6	3	7	2	4	0	1	0	13	59
SweetD	0	7	5	7	3	3	3	0	0	14	56
Chipmunk	0	9	3	4	3	2	1	0	0	13	55
Tonga Bob	0	7	1	4	3	3	0	1	2	11	55
philreich	0	10	2	9	3	1	5	0	2	19	54
pantskyle	0	6	2	13	0	3	0	0	0	19	53
Bonz	0	7	2	5	2	4	1	1	0	12	52
Hate	0	7	4	1	1	2	3	3	1	8	51
Blacky	0	5	4	6	3	2	3	1	0	11	50
hotchilli	0	8	2	6	0	1	0	1	1	14	50
Dingster	0	4	3	10	0	2	0	1	1	14	50
Dory_77	0	5	1	8	2	2	0	1	0	13	50
Chief	25	6	3	3	0	1	0	2	2	9	49.25
Dancing Potato	0	4	0	4	5	3	0	1	0	8	49
Rioli8217	0	6	3	6	2	1	2	1	0	12	48
The Half Back	0	6	4	3	4	2	2	0	0	9	48
tony	0	8	2	2	1	0	1	2	1	10	48
Marlowe	0	9	1	5	0	1	0	1	0	14	47
NinjaSwan	0	5	2	6	2	2	1	1	0	11	46
Tigerturbulance	2	5	2	4	4	1	1	0	2	9	45.1
The Jesus	0	5	3	4	2	1	3	2	1	9	45
nahnah	0	6	3	8	2	6	4	0	0	14	45
Riviat	0	6	1	4	4	3	1	0	0	10	45
Loonerty	0	6	2	4	3	1	0	0	0	10	45
MetalCrusher	0	9	1	4	3	6	5	0	1	13	42
damicky	0	7	1	5	0	1	0	1	1	12	42
SSwans2011	0	5	2	0	1	2	0	2	2	5	41
Mobbs	0	7	0	5	0	3	0	1	1	12	41
spookism	0	5	1	6	2	3	0	0	0	11	41
GWS Goose	0	5	3	2	0	3	2	2	2	7	39
cooney	0	2	3	5	4	1	1	0	0	7	39
Jabba73	0	3	1	4	3	1	0	1	0	7	39
Pie 4 Life	0	5	1	7	7	2	8	0	0	12	38
TheInjuryFactory	0	7	2	5	0	0	0	0	0	12	37
Ant Bear	0	9	0	3	0	1	0	0	3	12	37
JT_the_Man	25	4	3	6	0	2	0	0	0	10	36.25
Agent93	0	3	1	6	2	4	2	1	0	9	36
The Filth Wizard	0	5	1	2	2	1	1	1	2	7	36
por_please_ya	0	7	0	6	0	2	0	0	1	13	36
KohPhi	0	3	3	4	2	1	0	0	0	7	35
T2B_	0	4	3	4	1	2	0	0	0	8	35
PMBangers	0	5	1	2	1	2	0	1	1	7	35
MWPP	0	3	1	2	4	2	2	1	0	5	34
Knifey Spoony	0	5	1	0	2	1	0	1	1	5	34
eth-dog	0	3	0	5	3	2	0	0	0	8	33
miggs	23	3	2	4	0	1	0	1	1	7	32.15
_Mike_	0	4	4	6	3	2	6	0	0	10	32
U2Tigers	0	7	1	3	2	0	2	0	0	10	32
Yakker	0	5	0	5	3	1	2	0	0	10	32
SarahSmiles	0	6	1	0	1	1	2	2	0	6	32
Bastyy	0	4	1	1	0	2	0	2	1	5	32
fumbler	0	4	1	4	4	0	3	0	0	8	30
haydo	0	6	3	2	1	1	2	0	0	8	30
NaturalDisaster	0	4	1	5	2	3	2	0	0	9	30
sante	0	7	0	2	0	2	1	1	0	9	30
boncer34	0	5	2	1	2	3	4	1	1	6	29
zackah	0	2	3	7	1	1	2	0	1	9	29
Broken	18	6	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	8	28.9
Kennedy Parker	0	5	1	2	4	3	5	0	2	7	28
Millky95	0	4	1	4	2	0	1	0	0	8	28
TedDougChris	0	7	0	3	0	0	0	0	1	10	28
RobR	0	3	1	2	0	1	1	2	1	5	27
Mozzie19	0	4	1	1	3	0	1	0	0	5	26
Supersuns	0	2	1	5	2	2	1	0	0	7	26
thewizardmelon	0	3	1	4	0	0	0	1	0	7	26
Dav	0	4	3	0	1	0	0	0	1	4	26
Barrybran	9	3	2	5	0	0	0	0	0	8	25.45
TheCoach16	0	4	0	5	2	1	4	1	0	9	25
Cap	0	4	2	2	3	0	3	0	0	6	25
MC Bad Genius	0	5	0	1	0	1	2	2	1	6	25
Brenton Davey	0	4	2	4	0	1	1	0	0	8	24
Catsnlakers	0	2	2	4	0	1	1	1	0	6	24
Smartys Power	10	2	1	7	0	0	0	0	0	9	23.5
Zevon	0	2	1	3	1	1	1	1	0	5	23
ant555	0	1	1	3	3	1	1	0	1	4	23
Strigoi	37	3	1	4	0	1	0	0	0	7	22.85
GREENESHOOTS	0	5	1	2	3	0	4	0	0	7	22
Wosh	0	4	1	2	1	2	3	1	0	6	22
ImissFrosty	0	3	2	5	0	0	1	0	0	8	22
SM	0	3	2	2	0	0	1	1	0	5	22
JoshWoodenSpoon	0	3	2	4	2	2	4	0	0	7	21
Pugsley	0	4	1	0	1	0	0	0	2	4	21
Muddiemoose	29	3	1	3	0	0	0	0	1	6	20.45
brahj	0	3	0	3	1	1	2	1	0	6	20
Antonio Bluevein	0	0	1	4	3	3	2	0	0	4	20
krakouers85	0	2	0	5	3	0	3	0	0	7	19
Pickitt	0	4	1	1	1	1	1	0	0	5	19
BRAB	0	2	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	5	18
serial_thrilla	0	3	0	0	3	0	2	0	0	3	15
Headless	0	4	0	2	0	2	1	0	0	6	15
sausageroll	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	3	15
Lore	0	3	0	3	1	1	2	0	0	6	14
croweater 41	0	4	1	2	0	0	2	0	0	6	13
Tony Lynn 15	0	2	1	1	1	1	1	0	0	3	13
beez	0	0	0	3	2	1	1	0	0	3	12
Lingua Ignota	0	1	1	3	0	0	0	0	0	4	12
DockerDen5215	0	2	0	2	3	1	4	0	0	4	11
I Dont Care	0	1	0	2	0	1	1	1	0	3	11
Tarkyn_24	0	2	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	2	11
ClarkeM	0	1	0	0	1	1	1	1	0	1	11
Rodney Dangerfield	0	2	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	2	10
Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever	0	3	0	1	1	0	2	0	0	4	9
WaynesWorld19	0	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	2	9
Kilroy	0	1	1	2	0	1	1	0	0	3	8
A Swallow	0	0	0	3	0	1	1	0	0	3	4
fitzroybowiedog	0	1	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	2	2
JackNah_8	0	1	0	0	1	1	3	0	0	1	-1
moginie	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	-2

 

[PMBangers]

And before I forget what I did, Kennedy Parker hasn't put in a Dream Team scoring system yet so I made my own'

Kicks = 3 points
Marks = 3 points
Handballs = 2 points
Tackles = 4 points
Goals = 6 points
Behinds = 1 point
Frees for = 1 point
Frees against = -3 points
Hitouts = 0.05 points, because they're a garbage stat

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

the rest is fair an valid criticism and I will take it on board

pointless taking stuff on board a long sunk boat.