To my brother in law..
It's no offence intended but you're a stupid campaigner with no social skills, a completely ******ed outlook on life and zero hope of any form of happiness.
In short..you're a campaigner of the highest order and you owe the earth some oxygen..stop stealing oxygen you campaigner.
Now run away and finger your freckle you campaigner
He's knocking the back out of your sister, so he's got that going for him.