Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Kangaroos4eva]

Oh the moron twins don't like my stories - if that's not an indication of Pulitzer standards I don't know what is!

Here's an idea, how about you both pay me $10 a pop to kick the teeth out of your heads?!

#TootToot!

Classy.

 

[Morganashlee]

Getting anxious now are we!

Is that a question? Do you even grammar?

 

[Morganashlee]

Oh, hello there Morgs. I've heard you are a big fan of survivor.

Joe xx



I hope I can offer as much as possible during the course of the game.

I really have some great tips, so once again guys, if you need assistance just hola me!!

Joe xx

Please send me an example of your great tips ...

 

[SurvivorJoe_]

Please send me an example of your great tips ...

I can offer in it picture form (being the artist I am) or words. Your choice....

 

[Morganashlee]

I can offer in it picture form (being the artist I am) or words. Your choice....

Visuals work best for me, I like to analyse all angles in great depth.

Send now.

 

[JoseMourinho]

However Jose might need some tips on how to write good.

**** off, Jeff.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Is that a question? Do you even grammar?

It isn't a question

 

[SurvivorJoe_]

Visuals work best for me, I like to analyse all angles in great depth.

Send now.

Tip is on it's way Morgs.

I have heard from other members on the forum that you were/and are a pretty proactive survivor contestant. That looks to be showing here again as you are taking a tip from me.

It's not too late other contestants! Hola me for tips, but you better do it quick because Morgan looks to be taking an early lead here by taking the game by the horns.

Joe xx

They're doing better than I first thought Joe.

However Jose might need some tips on how to write good.

Most entries have been impressive Jeff. Loving the contest so far. A few notable weak performances though if you ask me.

You never know with Jose. This could be part of his plan to get into the final 3. I never underestimate another contestant! Never do it guys!

Joe xx

 

[JoseMourinho]

You never know with Jose. This could be part of his plan to get into the final 3. I never underestimate another contestant! Never do it guys!

I need a tip.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I need a tip.

Tip 1.

Git Gud.

Tip 2

Be fun

 

[Bender_]

I need a tip.

 

[JoseMourinho]

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Not that sort of tip. I'm not into your kind of thing now, Bender.

Tip 1.

Git Gud.

Tip 2

Be fun

But if you're too fun, people find you annoying like TootToot.

 

[BoringRoss]

I need a tip.

1. Be Boring
2. Discuss equity
3. Discuss Fremantle football club
4. Smile.

 

[JoseMourinho]

1. Be Boring
2. Discuss equity
3. Discuss Fremantle football club
4. Smile.

Ok, morgs

 

[BoringRoss]

Ok, morgs

You will do your best Jose

 

[Morganashlee]

How disjointed will this thread be if I put Jose on ignore?

Worth it.

 

[SurvivorJoe_]

I need a tip.

I think you have what it takes to win this Jose. But, in order to do that though, you need to become the tip rather than get tips from me.

You and Morgs seem close. Did you both get along on last years survivor?

 

[SurvivorJoe_]

One entry has made me go..

Do you even survivor @#$%@#$?

 

[Dinsdale]

1. Be Boring
2. Discuss equity
3. Discuss Fremantle football club
4. Smile.

second worst list so far

 

[royals1922]

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It appears not lol

I'll like that post then.

 

[royals1922]

Must be rag on Jose week.....month..... year.......decade......century.....

Duh....

 

[royals1922]

Jose's Power Rankings.

It's a seriously tough call thus far, but your endorsement makes me think twice about those 3 and their efforts.

Jose's cold hard tips

 

[JoseMourinho]

Jose's cold hard tips

Equally good as Roby and don't you forget it.

 

[royals1922]

I need a tip.

Tip

F..k off Jose.

 

[Yidaki]

The 6th of January 2016 will forever be known as Hate Jose Day.