Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Morganashlee]

I didn't want to be the one to say it.

Why not? You love using other peoples shitty old material ...

I said I'm watching from the stands. Never said I was too busy to post.

Big night on the cans Morgs? You seem a bit grumpy.

Not really, just thrilled to be back at work again.

Perhaps its because you regurgitated the same tired old line that Plugger has thrived on since he stopped talking about what he was drinking in England during the great depression.

I'm bored, try harder flogs.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Why not? You love using other peoples shitty old material ...


Not really, just thrilled to be back at work again.

Perhaps its because you regurgitated the same tired old line that Plugger has thrived on since he stopped talking about what he was drinking in England during the great depression.

I'm bored, try harder flogs.

Mainly because I've gone after nl a few many times of late and he's a good poster. Now, now, I'm fairly original with my posting and gif/meme creation.

 

[Morganashlee]

Mainly because I've gone after nl a few many times of late and he's a good poster. Now, now, I'm fairly original with my posting and gif/meme creation.

Gone after NL a few times? What zingers have you provided on that front? lol

Insert age joke. Rinse and repeat. Boring.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Gone after NL a few times? What zingers have you provided on that front? lol

Insert age joke. Rinse and repeat. Boring.

Same with your dog debates with pups and boydshow, just as boring.

 

[NorthernLights]

Mainly because I've gone after nl a few many times of late.

You have?

I haven't noticed anything you've said

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You have?

I haven't noticed anything you've said

My failed age jokes, time for me to move on.

 

[Morganashlee]

Same with your dog debates with pups and boydshow, just as boring.

LOL not at all the same.

One is a debate that doesn't involve you so don't read it, the other is a joke that you didn't make up yet regurgitate at both of us ad nauseam

 

[NorthernLights]

, I'm fairly original with my posting and gif/meme creation.

Oh boy, so you're just another Red Mist

 

[NorthernLights]

That wasn't a compliment by the way

 

[Red mist]

Lol. Geez NL. Why the bee in the bonnet?

 

[NorthernLights]

Lol. Geez NL. Why the bee in the bonnet?

No bee in any bonnet mate, I just owe flogs honesty.

Congrats on replying and staying on topic though

Anyway, back to survivor. Go tribe

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

That wasn't a compliment by the way

No way, I'm shocked to be sitting here. What's wrong with Misty, it's not constant gifs and memes, l barely average a meme/gif a fortnight.

 

[Red mist]

No bee in any bonnet mate, I just owe flogs honesty.

Congrats on replying and staying on topic though

Anyway, back to survivor. Go tribe

Ok, don't follow. But ok.

 

[NorthernLights]

Ok, don't follow. But ok.

Now you know how it feels

 

[Yidaki]

Going by the last few posts, there's going to need to be more than one outlet on the island this time around.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Going by the last few posts, there's going to need to be more than one outlet on the island this time around.

You started the fire, it didn't take much.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

OoooOOOoooo catfight!

This reminds me of the time I entered an all female jelly-wrestling competition dressed in drag! Despite coming in 5th place, I did find out how sensual a G-string full of lime Aeroplane jelly can be!

I do have one free* tip for the 2 bitches Kangaroos4eva and Yidaki; save some for a delicious trifle afterwards!

#TootToot!

*79.95 + P&H

How much is the postage and handling toot toot?

 

[bontshow]

You're not funny.

You're obviously not an accountant then

 

[bontshow]

My assets are greater than the sum of your wit and sense of humour

Are they fixed assets?

 

[apparentlydead]

 

[JoseMourinho]

Are they fixed assets?

I'll write you off as a bad debt soon.

 

[Bender_]

GTFO nerds

 

[JoseMourinho]

GTFO nerds

Sorry, Bender. I have to communicate in language that he understands.

 

[Morganashlee]

Sorry, Bender. I have to communicate in language that he understands.

Try fingerpainting.

 

[Bender_]

Sorry, Bender. I have to communicate in language that he understands.

I understand if another word comes pouring out of your campaigner mouth I'll have to eat every ****en chicken in this place.