Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Stan_Darsh72]

Where did we get chickens?

 

[JoseMourinho]

I understand if another word comes pouring out of your campaigner mouth I'll have to eat every ****en chicken in this place.

I'll buy you a kfc bucket to calm your appetite.

 

[ChappyUK]

Never watched the tv show...never will.

Don't understand the concept...and don't want to.

Stick it up your bleached jacksies.

So a threadban wouldn't worry you.

 

[Bigeasy]

Not this shit again.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Ok, don't follow. But ok.

He's just being contrarian, it's a maturity thing - he'll grow out of it eventually

 

[apparentlydead]

So a threadban wouldn't worry you.

Only if I break some rule which triggers one.

I was merely stating that I had no interest in participating.

No need to be a campaigner about it.

 

[Stronzo]

Only if I break some rule which triggers one.

I was merely stating that I had no interest in participating.

No need to be a campaigner about it.

Rule?

Hahahahahaha...

Rule.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Have you tried hiding from bombres for a whole year???

Can't say that l have.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

There is an infamous teach/misty Titanic shoop

I was wondering what that shoop was about, that makes it so much funnier.

 

[bontshow]

I'll write you off as a bad debt soon.

I'm feeling really under depreciated

 

[Benwah83]

This thread just acquired a current asset deficiency

You're not funny.

You're obviously not an accountant then

Are they fixed assets?

I'll write you off as a bad debt soon.

I'm feeling really under depreciated

You two better not wheel this accounting comedy routine shit out at the Survivor comedy gala night

 

[bontshow]

You two better not wheel this accounting comedy routine shit out at the Survivor comedy gala night

What's the matter Ben? Not happy with your Net Present Value from Santa?

Bottom Line is it's the thought that counts

 

[royals1922]

I've got an electric fan. Does this mean that I have a current asset.....

 

[BigJoeD_]

You two better not wheel this accounting comedy routine shit out at the Survivor comedy gala night

Indeed, there really is no accounting for poor taste

 

[royals1922]

Indeed, there really is no accounting for poor taste

If you add up all the accounting puns and then divide them by all the rank ones, you get a net humour ratio of 0.2%.

 

[Benwah83]

Who's on first

 

[Starburns_]

You two better not wheel this accounting comedy routine shit out at the Survivor comedy gala night

It'll have everyone wishing for the days of Jose's f***ing immunity challenge essays of last year.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Teach probably is the most corruptible, problem is determining his preferred 'currency'.

Boat money?

 

[royals1922]

Who's on first

Watt is

 

[royals1922]

Boat money?

You don't know it but Teach is deeply involved in the illegal refugee trade. He ships unfortunate denizens of Geelong to Melbourne in his houseboat for $1,000 a head.

 

[Glorious couch life]

Who's on first

Dunno, but this guy has second base covered.


edit: beaten to by that old campaigner royals.

 

[bontshow]

I've got an electric fan. Does this mean that I have a current asset.....

If it's just blowing hot air around it's a Liability. There's arguments on both sides of the Ledger

 

[bontshow]

Indeed, there really is no accounting for poor taste

What Accrual thing to say

 

[royals1922]

What Accrual thing to say

My favorite song by Elvis , "Dont be accrual"

 

[NorthernLights]

He's just being contrarian, it's a maturity thing - he'll grow out of it eventually

Nah, if I was a contrarian I'd say that Benwah is overrated and J'aids cops a bad rep.

'Not a sheep' would be a better description