Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[DapperJong]

No thanks, I've enjoyed not being backstabbed by people I don't even like

Who don't you like?

 

[Morganashlee]

Who don't you like?

Quicker to write a list of those I do like

 

[DapperJong]

Quicker to write a list of those I do like

Why don't you like me : (

 

[Morganashlee]

Why don't you like me : (

Relax you needy campaigner, you aren't on the shit list.

 

[DapperJong]

lel

 

[Morganashlee]

Starburns_ can you move all the talk to the other thread before Durex cracks the shits again? Before you post the results would be good, just to make the timekeeper wait some more

 

[hazard]

No thanks, I've enjoyed not being backstabbed by people I don't even like

Hey don't look at me, I voted for Kodos.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hey don't look at me, I voted for Kodos.

I voted for Jong, though we maybe talking about something different.

 

[boondy]

Cockburn is famous for its cement works . I used to work underground cable bolting the cielings and walls using wire rope and cockburn cement . We would get covered head to toe in the cockburn concrete and yes the cement burns your **** . Hence why it is so named

 

[DapperJong]

I voted for Jong, though we maybe talking about something different.

Everyone votes for me because there's no one else to vote for muahahaha

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Everyone votes for me because there's no one else to vote for muahahaha

Pfft, l voted for your father, the original Jong.

 

[hazard]

I voted for Jong, though we maybe talking about something different.

99.9% of people do. He must be a terrific leader.

 

[ChappyUK]

I voted for Morgs.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Relax you needy campaigner, you aren't on the shit list.

Y do u h8 me

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I voted for Morgs.

Local Frankston elections?

 

[bontshow]

No thanks, I've enjoyed not being backstabbed by people I don't even like

Why don't you like Duritz?

Nah serious, I know how much you like this game. Consider it an olive branch for my North's financials shitfit

 

[JoseMourinho]

hazard's (port) powa rankingz

1. You. That's right, you my handsome reader.
9th. Me. I'm awesome and funny too.
3. All those mediocre flogs, so unlike you and me.
4. Jose

Gotta fix this up

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

13) Cooksen - Down 3
You had one job and that was to KIT. KEEP IT TOGETHER.

I think i did with my jose ruining dinner for our tribe thing.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I think i did with my jose ruining dinner for our tribe thing.

Definition of not KIT!

 

[bontshow]

Sorry about the order. I wasn't clear which time slot I had and needed to write mine around sunset for that romantic atmosphere. I promise to make up for it in the next challenge by supplying a more plausible pretext for abandoning protocol.

It's all good mate. It's just a game. I'm just saying Jose's off the mark if he thinks I'm one that stuffed up

 

[bontshow]

Challenge 4.5 - The poop

Dear diary,

On cockburn there are 2 people who are really ******* annoying so what old jake told me on our coke bender was to play a prank on them both.

During the night members of both tribes came together and created a large **** OFF JOSE AND **** OFF BOYDSHOW in the sand, when the 2 of them came out to see the big **** off we proved to throw rotten fruit at them both.

They both ran away but unfortunately for them they fell in a big pile of dog poop.

Good times for all.

I see you've sobered up mate

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I see you've sobered up mate

No im drunk atm.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

You know our tribe is in trouble when Jose's ****en Power Rankings is enough of a spark to cause tribal tensions to spill over into the public arena

Dog poop can warp minds worse then coke.

 

[bontshow]

No im drunk atm.

Can you say "cheeky"?

 

[Benwah83]

Dog poop can warp minds worse then coke.

Yes... well... there's nothing quite like snorting a line of dried up dog feces off a hooker's ****.