Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Kangaroos4eva]

If we go to tribal council i dont like my odds.

Ahhh well.

Vote one, Cookson.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Vote one, Cookson.

Votz 4 cookzsenz.

 

[Red mist]

Only a ******* miracle can save chopsticks from going to tribal council atm.

Early calls are jinxy.

 

[Duritz]

the flip?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'll put mine up tomorrow morning Red mist.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

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Random question but does anyone else read this in alan rickmans voice.

 

[Duritz]

Random question but does anyone else read this in alan rickmans voice.

I read your posts in Helen Hunt's voice

 

[Allikat]

#standbycooksen

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

#standbycooksen

#standbycooksen

 

[Red mist]

I'll put mine up tomorrow morning Red mist.

Ok

 

[hazard]

Save us boydshow, post something funny!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Save us boydshow, post something funny!

And grammatically correct.

 

[Dinsdale]

I read your posts in Helen Hunt's voice

I read it in a Benny Hill chinaman voice

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I read it in ants voice as apparently we sound the same.

 

[Red mist]

I read your posts in Helen Hunt's voice

Is that like Helen Hunt, As good as it gets or, Helen Hunt, something else she sucked in?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I have never seen a helen hunt movie

 

[Duritz]

Is that like Helen Hunt, As good as it gets or, Helen Hunt, something else she sucked in?

She's the same in all: Helen hunt the annoying not quite attractive bird who talks far too much. She's like a less attractive Anne Boleyn.

 

[Yidaki]

I have never seen a helen hunt movie

She's the same in all: Helen hunt the annoying not quite attractive bird who talks far too much. She's like a less attractive Anne Boleyn.

 

[Duritz]

^^^ And it becomes apparent why Yids didn't win the last Survivor...

 

[A Cut Above]

Pfft without me all the spark has gone outta that team.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Pfft without me all the spark has gone outta that team.

We cant all write about Bruce and Cryil having a gay affair now bosk .

 

[Yidaki]

^^^ And it becomes apparent why Yids didn't win the last Survivor...

Just telling Cookie to go see Twister.

 

[Red mist]

She's the same in all: Helen hunt the annoying not quite attractive bird who talks far too much. She's like a less attractive Anne Boleyn.

Loses her head before sealing the deal? Poor possum.

 

[A Cut Above]

We cant all write about Bruce and Cryil having a gay affair now bosk .

That's exactly the kind of rampant homophobia that's giving Cockburn a bad name, and also the island.

 

[ChappyUK]

Pfft without me all the spark has gone outta that team.

Spark = homo eroticism