Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[DapperJong]

Good thing you didn't enter that meme.

I'm just a meme machine

 

[JoseMourinho]

I'm just a meme machine

No, you're not.

 

[bontshow]

Judging by your rough shoop effort, you don't appear to be very artistic...

Nothing rough about it at all. I managed to crop the first two frames from one meme onto the full three frames of another seamlessly, and make the Tom Boyd pictures cover The Rock's face entirely and fit nicely in the frames

 

[bontshow]

She must 'hate' you

I've managed to turn her around from not even wanting me to play, to being OK with me winning

Don't screw it up or I'll start a North thread

 

[DapperJong]

No, you're not.

I'm a professional memer do u need to see a payslip?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I've managed to turn her around from not even wanting me to play, to being OK with me winning

Don't screw it up or I'll start a North thread

Please do, the recent attempts by one shemon poster have created two, two page threads that just clutter the place.

 

[bontshow]

You seriously want to talk about carrying you shit truck?

Likes:

I got an 8/20 for my commentary one? Harsh man. Even Jose liked that one

 

[bontshow]

Boydshow's meme is definitely the worst.

Boydshow's meme = 14 likes

Jose's hater post = 0 likes

Sit on that and rotate mate

 

[JoseMourinho]

You seriously want to talk about carrying you shit truck?

Likes:

GAGF, Jose.

Basing shit on likes

 

[hazard]

I got an 8/20 for my commentary one? Harsh man. Even Jose liked that one

It's not out of 20. That's just how many Likes each entry received. It's a democratic measure of quality.

 

[hazard]

Basing shit on likes

"It's just a popularity contest! " says Jose, in a game that's literally a popularity contest.

 

[JoseMourinho]

"It's just a popularity contest! " says Jose, in a game that's literally a popularity contest.

Still basing shit on likes

 

[DapperJong]

You seriously want to talk about carrying you shit truck?

Likes:

GAGF, Jose.

Dat total.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I think we need a 3rd trible.

We will call it people who take this far too seriously.

Maybe, but the challenges have been fun to do at least.

 

[Stronzo]

Tribe Cotchin will have to vote him out this round if they want to avoid going to Tribal Council again next round.

The winner is yet to be decided friend.

 

[KardiniaPark]

View attachment 208847

ITS A MEME OUTBREAK

I use this exact one and it makes me furious everytime I read it haha. There's not 40 limes in there you campaigner!

 

[DapperJong]

I use this exact one and it makes me furious everytime I read it haha. There's not 40 limes in there you campaigner!

Meme is life.

 

[bontshow]

No

Alli you made it! Make us laugh tribe leader*

*I meant honourary spiritual leader whilst supreme leader is in the bathroom

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

EFA

That's rather vivid there and something l really didn't want to read, whilst eating custard.

 

[Duritz]

EFA

Says the woman who was "100% happy" with the way the tribes were allocated...

 

[Morganashlee]

Says the woman who was "100% happy" with the way the tribes were allocated...

I like the people on my tribe.

Well i did.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I tried to get the people on my tribe to vote jose out.

EFA

 

[Duritz]

I like the people on my tribe.

Well i did.

We like you too! Can we swap you for Jose?

 

[Duritz]

EFA

You just had too much sway Jose.

 

[Morganashlee]

EFA

I have told everyone to vote you out, rather than be a snake I said it right in front of you.

Your power wankings are junk and you'll be taken to the end by Durex as his goat (not greatest of all time)