Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

bontshow · Jan 23, 2016

bontshow · Jan 24, 2016

Starburns_ said:
You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 10pm tomorrow AEDT (though I will be at the cricket so don't tag me at 10:15 Boydogs )

Do you want to get them to PM both of us? That way I can post the result and you can verify it and post the next challenge when you're next on

Starburns_ · Jan 24, 2016

boydshow said:
Do you want to get them to PM both of us? That way I can post the result and you can verify it and post the next challenge when you're next on

You're trolling, right?

bontshow · Jan 24, 2016

Starburns_ said:
You're trolling, right?

Thought you might say yes if you'd been drinking

Couldn't think of any other reason why you thought Stronzo's was a standout

Allikat · Jan 24, 2016

Starburns_ said:
Alright, #impunity time. A solid round with a few standout entries from Benwah (exploiting somewhat of a loophole), K4E, and Stronzo. But in a tribal challenge it's all about the team as a whole, and based on their consistently better entries overall, Chopsticks Tribe are our winners!

Tribe Cotchin, you will be returning to Tribal Council where one of you will be voted out. You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 10pm tomorrow AEDT (though I will be at the cricket so don't tag me at 10:15 Boydogs ). You cannot change your vote either.

Finally, any flog in possession of the hidden immunity idol and wishing to play it must say so when they vote.

Duritz Dinsdale JoseMourinho Kangaroos4eva Stronzo Red mist TootToot!

I'll be at the cricket too so can you just yell across the MCG & tell me who got kicked out? Thanks

Morganashlee · Jan 24, 2016

A Cut Above said:
Bosk's Survivor Power Rankings - Bay13 Flogtastic Edition

Tribe Chopsticks
Chappyuk - Congrats on the Zac Dawson Participation Ribbon for taking the piss outta Jose & the Crazy Vossy Badge of Excellence for mentioning Duritz
hazard - Wins the Glenn Archer "fighting outside his weight division" award that carries with it the 'just an honest battler' stigma
Allikat - Official Wayne Carey Ambassador of the Round for backstabbing your fellow Freo flog fairly funnily
boydshow - Earns the Jason Akermanis "Keep Your Mouth Shut You Twat" Stamp of Disapproval for blaming his tribe's chronic ineptness on Bosk
DapperJong - Excessively proud winner of the James Hird Self-Obsession Award For Outstanding Service to James Hird
Benwah - Oogac-certified GIF that wins the Travis Cloke Scattergun Trophy for attacking multiple targets, award revoked for actually hitting them

Tribe Cotchin
Duritz - Jake "The Complete Package" Stringer award winner, for combining bad Photoshop, lame humor & a predictable target
Red mist - Well done on earning the Tom Hawkins Running & Chasing award for putting in no discernible effort whatsoever
Kangaroos4eva - Recipient of the Norf Rubber Chook Misogyny award, presented by Colin Sylvia
TootToot! - You've been named Spiritual Successor to Kyle Reimers for having the guts to point out the obvious
JoseMourinho - For ripping off someone else's meme you win the AFL Media Originality Award for Labeling Every Aboriginal Player The Next Rioli
Stronzo - For taking the piss outta Tom Boyd you've been given the Matt Taberner Prize, your club being the only one that'd pay Boyd even more
Dinsdale - Shamelessly gifted the Peter Gordon Hypocrisy award for badmouthing power rankings. Power rankings are awesome when they're done right.

NYC Is.?

#WheresRoyals

hazard · Jan 24, 2016

hazard said:
Also, Jose's entries have been really unfunny and low effort. Tribe Cotchin will have to vote him out this round if they want to avoid going to Tribal Council again next round.

Stronzo said:
The winner is yet to be decided friend.

How about now friend?

bontshow · Jan 24, 2016

A Cut Above said:
boydshow - Earns the Jason Akermanis "Keep Your Mouth Shut You Twat" Stamp of Disapproval for blaming his tribe's chronic ineptness on Bosk

It was only that one challenge you stuffed up in, unfortunately you didn't get a second chance

It was kind of suspicious TBH, like you wanted us to lose so you could vote someone on our tribe off. The order was pretty clear in the tribe PM & you're usually pretty on the ball

hazard · Jan 24, 2016

boydshow said:
It was only that one challenge you stuffed up in, unfortunately you didn't get a second chance

It was kind of suspicious TBH, like you wanted us to lose so you could vote someone on our tribe off. The order was pretty clear in the tribe PM & you're usually pretty on the ball

Maybe Bosk is a closet Melbourne supporter and just loves tanking?

ChappyUK · Jan 24, 2016

JoseMourinho said:
I think we have the darkest day of Bay 13 Survivor here.....

Did you and Duritz break up?

Seems he was only using you for votes.

ChappyUK · Jan 24, 2016

JoseMourinho said:
5 tribe members of tribe chopsticks have been suspended for cheating in the recent challenges

From the govt of the cockburn island

Learn to play the game.

Duritz · Jan 24, 2016

Kangaroos4eva said:
Don't blame me, l voted for Kudos.

Liked, but pretty sure it's Kodos.

Kangaroos4eva · Jan 24, 2016

Duritz said:
Liked, but pretty sure it's Kodos.

Auto corrected.

hazard · Jan 24, 2016

Kangaroos4eva said:
Don't blame me, l voted for Kodos.

Nice plagiarism there k4e

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...d-gossip-thread.1121168/page-59#post-42684553

Kangaroos4eva · Jan 24, 2016

hazard said:
Nice plagiarism there k4e

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...d-gossip-thread.1121168/page-59#post-42684553

You plagiarized it from the Simpsons, check and mate there Smithers.

Seriously though, it's an often quoted line by fans and an absolute gem from the Simpson's heyday.

JoseMourinho · Jan 24, 2016

hazard said:
Yeah well The Simpsons stole it from Steve Allen.

Ah, everything is stolen nowadays! Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!!

No way, Starburns_ will have the easiest job ever counting the votes.

Are you spoiling the final 2 already? Starburns_, i think this is a threadbannable offence.

bontshow · Jan 25, 2016

Freofalcon said:
boydshow

View attachment 209146

Yep.

Did you like the movie?

Freofalcon · Jan 25, 2016

boydshow said:
Did you like the movie?

It had Jennifer in it.

What's not to like ?

Do rhetorical questions require a question mark ? I never know.

Stan_Darsh72 · Jan 25, 2016

I think its good that JoseMourinho is off the island as Manchester united needs him.

JoseMourinho · Jan 25, 2016

Cooksen said:
I think its good that JoseMourinho is off the island as Manchester united needs him.

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Depending if I survive on NYC first of all. Bombres has finished with Morgs already.

JoseMourinho · Jan 25, 2016

hazard said:
If ever there was a time for someone to delete their account...

JoseMourinho · Jan 25, 2016

Cooksen said:
Nahh Jose is still a funny guy (when he chooses to be, and creages good elias which he ruins) and is a very good flog on the bay.

What eliases?

A Cut Above · Jan 25, 2016

DapperJong said:
Having worked on actual reality TV shows, let me say, the votes don't count and the producers just do what they wanna do.

Wait a moment.......... are you suggesting we shouldn't take Reality Television seriously DapperJong? I am Shocked! Shocked and horrified!

JoseMourinho · Jan 25, 2016

A Cut Above said:
Wait a moment.......... are you suggesting we shouldn't take Reality Television seriously DapperJong? I am Shocked! Shocked and horrified!

He just blew my mind!

DapperJong · Jan 25, 2016

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