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[TJASTA]

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meh I prefer the scence when he becomes a deer personally.

 

[Sausages]

Although I have been approached by another club, I shall sign with the Bears. My kit arrived this morning, and it looks sexy.

 

[AceAndy]

Although I have been approached by another club, I shall sign with the Bears. My kit arrived this morning, and it looks sexy.

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What do you need a car for ? I thought the Bears had a real flash bus

 

[MWPP]

What do you need a car for ? I thought the Bears had a real flash bus

Our team bus is for match days
Unless Sausages lives close enough to walk or is a wizard who can apparate , a car would be handy for training

 

[MWPP]

And yeah - I admit that I’m not a huge fan of PT unless I’m heading to an event like the footy or (another) Qooty match

 

[AceAndy]

Our team bus is for match days
Unless Sausages lives close enough to walk or is a wizard who can apparate , a car would be handy for training

Hmm, never knew there was a word apparate. I better google that

 

[MWPP]

Hmm, never knew there was a word apparate. I better google that

Destination, Determination and Deliberation!

 

[Far Kern]

Hmm, never knew there was a word apparate. I better google that

“NERD”

 

[Sausages]

What do you need a car for ? I thought the Bears had a real flash bus

Oh yeah, the team bus is astonishing.



But the car forms part of an elaborate "tax minimisation" scheme that my accountant oversees, such as a yearly getaway to the Maldives (usually staying at Joali) largely subsidised by.....lots of other people

Perfectly legal, honest. My accountant came recommended from the upper echelons of the corporate and political establishment in Australia, and you KNOW the high standards of ethics one requires to ascend to such lofty positions of public influence.

 

[Far Kern]

Oh yeah, the team bus is astonishing.

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But the car forms part of an elaborate "tax minimisation" scheme that my accountant oversees, such as a yearly getaway to the Maldives (usually staying at Joali) largely subsidised by.....lots of other people

Perfectly legal, honest. My accountant came recommended from the upper echelons of the corporate and political establishment in Australia, and you KNOW the high standards of ethics one requires to ascend to such lofty positions of public influence.

Are you selling any of this stuff or greedily holding on for your own supply?

 

[Sausages]

Are you selling any of this stuff or greedily holding on for your own supply?

I'm sure we can work something out, dependent on minor variables....how bad your injury is in the days leading up to our game, for example. If you can't even take the field and have to be a last minute withdrawal, that sort of thing

 

[Far Kern]

I'm sure we can work something out, dependent on minor variables....how bad your injury is in the days leading up to our game, for example. If you can't even take the field and have to be a last minute withdrawal, that sort of thing

It is my intention to predict the very moment that you have run out.

 

[Broken]

Name (your BigFooty username): Sausages
Preferred Position 1: CHB
Preferred Position 2: HBF
Preferred Position 3: FF
Number: over 9000
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 102kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Las Vegas Bears
State (optional): QLD
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: I was holidaying in the south of France, when my mobile phone rang. A fixer from my shady past with the Agency had details of a situation requiring my specific skill set and they needed a professional to handle it. I turned to my Euro-trash girlfriend from Hungary and told her that I had to head back to Paris and catch the next flight to Dubai. She nodded, hailed a taxi and disappeared - she knew that eyes were probably already on me and didn't want to end up in a ditch outside Budapest. The holidays were over.

A Lions supporter with a Fitzroy lion avi - must have been nap time at the BJO for the Roys

 

[Sausages]

A Lions supporter with a Fitzroy lion avi - must have been nap time at the BJO for the Roys

Well, to be fair, it took the Lions a few years to get hold of Quinlan from Footscray - I'm not in the Roys zone you see, could only be drafted by the Bears

 

[Broken]

Well, to be fair, it took the Lions a few years to get hold of Quinlan from Footscray - I'm not in the Roys zone you see, could only be drafted by the Bears

See you in a few seasons Superboot.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Well, to be fair, it took the Lions a few years to get hold of Quinlan from Footscray - I'm not in the Roys zone you see, could only be drafted by the Bears

See you in a few seasons Superboot.

I love this.

But also **** off Broken you heathen!

 

[Rubber Arm]

 

[Mobbs]

Well, to be fair, it took the Lions a few years to get hold of Quinlan from Footscray - I'm not in the Roys zone you see, could only be drafted by the Bears

I curse the day Broken reformed the Bears.
Do note that at the Roys you wouldn't have been forced to wear a car.
It's important to find that Sweet spot between playing at a previous club and disgracing yourself as the incumbent coach.

 

[Tommycash]

Oh yeah, the team bus is astonishing.

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But the car forms part of an elaborate "tax minimisation" scheme that my accountant oversees, such as a yearly getaway to the Maldives (usually staying at Joali) largely subsidised by.....lots of other people

Perfectly legal, honest. My accountant came recommended from the upper echelons of the corporate and political establishment in Australia, and you KNOW the high standards of ethics one requires to ascend to such lofty positions of public influence.

Can I be the first to say that you are handsome and charming and next time you are in the Maldives please take me along with your harem.

 

[Sausages]

Can I be the first to say that you are handsome and charming and next time you are in the Maldives please take me along with your harem.

I'll talk with my accountant, but I'm sure the books can be.....adjusted....to account for an extra person or two I was actually going to speak with him about what avenues we'd have as a team to go over and celebrate a premiership, when we win, since that can be considered as "business expenses leading to investment". Just need to set up a few dummy meetings and the whole trip would be subsidised by the Treasury Department

 

[Tommycash]

I'll talk with my accountant, but I'm sure the books can be.....adjusted....to account for an extra person or two I was actually going to speak with him about what avenues we'd have as a team to go over and celebrate a premiership, when we win, since that can be considered as "business expenses leading to investment". Just need to set up a few dummy meetings and the whole trip would be subsidised by the Treasury Department

You are a prime recruit! A man cut of the scruples of Vegas!

 

[Brick Loosener]

Name (your BigFooty username): Brick Loosener
Preferred Position 1:CHB
Preferred Position 2:bench
Preferred Position 3:rehab
Number: 45
Height:6 1
Weight:90 kegs
Preferred Team (if you have one): the Gumbies FFC
State (optional): Victoria
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: haydo via Tinder

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Name (your BigFooty username): Brick Loosener
Preferred Position 1:CHB
Preferred Position 2:bench
Preferred Position 3:rehab
Number: 45
Height:6 1
Weight:90 kegs
Preferred Team (if you have one): the Gumbies FFC
State (optional): Victoria
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: haydo via Tinder

Welcome! Great pick, c u out there.

 

[haydo]

Name (your BigFooty username): Brick Loosener
Preferred Position 1:CHB
Preferred Position 2:bench
Preferred Position 3:rehab
Number: 45
Height:6 1
Weight:90 kegs
Preferred Team (if you have one): the Gumbies FFC
State (optional): Victoria
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: haydo via Tinder

Welcome to the Gumbies, we have the best rehab facilities in the country, just ask BRAB

 

[Barrybran]

Welcome to the Gumbies, we have the best rehab facilities in the country, just ask BRAB

What about the qooty rehab though?