Banter Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - play for the Melbourne board! Game over, but join the Sweet FA!

[Headless]

Just warming up for my Fred run. Who's "defending" me?

It's a secret.

Lemme at em head, I'll give him a frosting

Okay, it's no longer a secret.

 

[Cadsky]

WHAT NO WHAT ABOUT ME

You weren't good enough to make the team. Soz

 

[Headless]

WHAT NO WHAT ABOUT ME

That's our opposition mate. I'll name the Melbourne team soon.

 

[Barrybran]

That's our opposition mate. I'll name the Melbourne team soon.

WHAT NO WHAT ABOUT ME

But I like your enthusiasm, Pickitt. You could be pulling on the boots for the Sweet FA side next offseason.

 

[Pickitt]

That's our opposition mate. I'll name the Melbourne team soon.

I was scared for a moment, everyone would agree I'm well fit for the team in 3 weeks time. Also yous are giving me mixed messages, is that the opposition or did I not make it

 

[Headless]

I was scared for a moment, everyone would agree I'm well fit for the team in 3 weeks time. Also yous are giving me mixed messages, is that the opposition or did I not make it

It's the opposition - that's the Sweet FA representative side that we (the Melbourne board) will play against.

 

[Pickitt]

It's the opposition - that's the Sweet FA representative side that we (the Melbourne board) will play against.

Are they a good side?

 

[Barrybran]

Are they a good side?

Only if we win

 

[Tonga Bob]

That's our opposition mate. I'll name the Melbourne team soon.

What are you going to name them mate?

 

[Headless]

What are you going to name them mate?

I'm thinking "Tony".

 

[Proper Gander]

Wtf is this sh*t
Raining all SFA ruck played in the back pocket
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It’s a spelling-related demotion I suspect

 

[Headless]

It’s a spelling-related demotion I suspect

The Filth Wizard likes this.

 

[Proper Gander]

Are they a good side?

Dreadful. We’ve got this

 

[Zoops]

There'll be two Zoops running around for the Melbourne team, we should be alright.

 

[Headless]

Melbourne board team as it stands:

B: Jake Lever

8

Jake Lever

Age

28

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.3

3star

MG

242.0

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

3.1

2star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.3

2star

MG

145.4

3star

D

16.0

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

5.0

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

189.8

4star

- Grimesy87 - Marlowe
HB: Zoops - ImissFrosty (vc) - Christian Salem

3

Christian Salem

Age

29

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

MG

350.6

5star

D

18.1

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

285.7

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.2

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

C: Toump Ass - Bluelegs - TheCount
HF: FootyGuy13 - Dancing Potato - Christian Petracca

5

Christian Petracca

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

F: Pickitt (c) - TheDarkDwarf - 00Stinger
FOLL: Dory_77 - Crimson Azure - schmuttt
INT: Proper Gander - Headless

 

[PMBangers]

Melbourne board team as it stands:

B: Jake Lever - Grimesy87 - Marlowe
HB: Zoops - ImissFrosty (vc) - Christian Salem
C: Toump Ass - Bluelegs - TheCount
HF: FootyGuy13 - Dancing Potato - Christian Petracca
F: Pickitt (c) - TheDarkDwarf - 00Stinger
FOLL: Dory_77 - Crimson Azure - schmuttt
INT: Proper Gander - Headless

You always were a prankster Headless!

Where's the real team?

 

[Zoops]

Melbourne board team as it stands:

B: Jake Lever - Grimesy87 - Marlowe
HB: Zoops - ImissFrosty (vc) - Christian Salem
C: Toump Ass - Bluelegs - TheCount
HF: FootyGuy13 - Dancing Potato - Christian Petracca
F: Pickitt (c) - TheDarkDwarf - 00Stinger
FOLL: Dory_77 - Crimson Azure - schmuttt
INT: Proper Gander - Headless

Raise your glasses everyone... Captain.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Melbourne board team as it stands:

B: Jake Lever - Grimesy87 - Marlowe
HB: Zoops - ImissFrosty (vc) - Christian Salem
C: Toump Ass - Bluelegs - TheCount
HF: FootyGuy13 - Dancing Potato - Christian Petracca
F: Pickitt (c) - TheDarkDwarf - 00Stinger
FOLL: Dory_77 - Crimson Azure - schmuttt
INT: Proper Gander - Headless

Pickitt and I as C and VC has serious Trengrove/Grimes captain vibes. Love it

 

[manangatang]

You ever seen an actual potato pull on a guernsey and roll onto the field? Absolutely carb loaded and can go all game. Hugely versatile too.

Will peel off my man all day.

Oh I’ve seen plenty in my time as a Richmond supporter.

 

[Headless]

Pickitt and I as C and VC has serious Trengrove/Grimes captain vibes. Love it

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[ImissFrosty]

What could possibly go wrong?

Nothing

 

[Senor M]

Raise your glasses everyone... Captain.

I hope that’s orange juice you’re drinking in that glass.

 

[Headless]

You always were a prankster Headless!

Where's the real team?

You'll see it as soon as we replace Lever, Salem, and Petracca.

 

[Zoops]

I hope that’s orange juice you’re drinking in that glass.

Oh... yeaaahh defffinittt...

 

[Senor M]

Oh... yeaaahh defffinittt...

So your plan to beat the SFA team is to get Chipmunk drunk?